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TiloXofXTanto

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Buchholz101 said:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Pretty much all of it (and then some more)

shadyh8er said:
Tortoiseloz said:
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Why is the order on keyboards qwerty instead of abcdef?
They actually used to be abcdef, but the typists were typing so fast that they would jam the typewriters. So they mixed up the letters to slow them down.

Oh right, questions. When is PSN coming back?
When the Earth begins to slowly tilt into the fourth dimension.
Okay, seriously, I'd guess a month
 

Nieroshai

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StellarViking said:
Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
I'd say the question should be "is a wave of compressed air really a sound if there isn't an eardrum to hit?"
 

Nieroshai

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TiloXofXTanto said:
Buchholz101 said:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Pretty much all of it (and then some more)

shadyh8er said:
Tortoiseloz said:
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Why is the order on keyboards qwerty instead of abcdef?
They actually used to be abcdef, but the typists were typing so fast that they would jam the typewriters. So they mixed up the letters to slow them down.

Oh right, questions. When is PSN coming back?
When the Earth begins to slowly tilt into the fourth dimension.
Okay, seriously, I'd guess a month
We've been living outside of time this whole time? No wonder this day's been dragging on forever!
 

MrShowerHead

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Alright, questions...

Why did Hitler cross the road?

What's the captcha of this post?

Why....Just why?

Do you remember what happened last night? Because I don't

Did you steal my pet wombat again?
 

TiloXofXTanto

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MrShowerHead said:
Alright, questions...

Why did Hitler cross the road?

What's the captcha of this post?

Why....Just why?

Do you remember what happened last night? Because I don't

Did you steal my pet wombat again?
1. Hitler crossed the road, because it was on the way to Poland, and he really wanted to take over Poland.
2. Condition rricilt
3. Because it's not there
4. Yup, I answered a bunch of random questions and turned my hand into a dolphin, now if only I could turn it back.
5. Did I steal your Wombat? No, but I did have fantastic Wombat soup last ni....
I'm sorry.
 

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If I tell a lie and no one knows it was a lie, is it in fact the truth?

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What is the meaning of the universe?
 
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pulse2 said:
If I tell a lie and no one knows it was a lie, is it in fact the truth?

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What is the meaning of the universe?
1.Yes,unless we ask you.
2.The meaning of life is to make it better for the next guy,that or cat videos.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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pulse2 said:
If I tell a lie and no one knows it was a lie, is it in fact the truth?

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What is the meaning of the universe?
1. No, it is simply a perceived truth, which is indeed still untrue and therefore a species of lie.
2. A large space filled with materials of random properties that follows basic laws and is not owned by any one being.

Psycho Cat Industries said:
If pi is 3.14 etc. what is cake?
The square root of pi times ie
 

Ih8pkmn

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Why do people in America constantly believe there is some kind of conspiracy going on to sell everyone to China or something?

Furthermore, why is British Television 10X more intelligent than most American television?

Lastly, why the hell do furries even exist?
 

restoshammyman

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pulse2 said:
If I tell a lie and no one knows it was a lie, is it in fact the truth?

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What is the meaning of the universe?
if no one know its a lie, that means you also dont know it is.
and if you dont know its a lie, then maybe it isnt.
 

TiloXofXTanto

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Ih8pkmn said:
Why do people in America constantly believe there is some kind of conspiracy going on to sell everyone to China or something?

Furthermore, why is British Television 10X more intelligent than most American television?

Lastly, why the hell do furries even exist?
1. Most American citizens are too filled with patriotic fury to actually recognize that fecal matter flies out of the mouths of many of their peers.
2. Most likely because the British are harder to entertain, or because their accents sound naturally more intelligent.
3. Because the internet has women with fur, if you build it, they will come (please don't misinterpret that).
 

TiloXofXTanto

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kebab4you said:
Why does game make me sit in a corner and listen to audio logs all the time?!
Because it wants to deliver a story, "AND YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING LISTEN TO IT, OR YOU'RE NOT PLAYING THIS GAME"
so sayth the game.
 

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teebeeohh said:
would a nuclear explosion on the outside of a spaceship leave a mushroom cloud if there is no camera pointed at it?
Nah. The mushroom shape is caused by the rising fireball cooling as it rises and encountering a layer of air at such low pressure as to have the same density as it, whereupon it ceases to be positively bouyant and spreads out. Given no atmosphere in the first place, the hot gas would just spray out into space in every direction that wasn't spaceship ... unless you're watching a movie or in-game cinematic, in which case for no obvious reason it would expand as a glowing ring, narrowly missing the escaping fighter / shuttle / thing from Area 51 / Master Chief / goldfish.