Random Answers for Random Idiots with Random Questions

[HerbertTheHamster]

If a tree falls in the forest, and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

 

[sumanoskae]

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, and is A Clockwork Orange still an orange, if so, then why aren't all oranges made from clockwork?

 

[sumanoskae]

Who has a bigger ego, Vegeta, Duke Nukem, or Johnny Cage?

Hmm... I think I'll go with Duke, at least Cage and Vegeta acknowledge it when they're out matched

 

[Doive]

Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

The tree will not make a sound unless an animal with working ears is around to convert the vibrations in the air into what is properly determined to be "sound".
It isn't sound until it enters an ear and is converted into such an experience.

Of course it makes a sound. Sound is a wave. Just because nobody is there to convert it into an electrical signal doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

 

[Doive]

Here's one I've only ever gotten one satisfactory answer to:

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

The tree will not make a sound unless an animal with working ears is around to convert the vibrations in the air into what is properly determined to be "sound".
It isn't sound until it enters an ear and is converted into such an experience.

Why am I the greatest person in the history of the universe?

Because that Narcissitic bastard in your head told you that you weren't, AND YOU PROVED HIM WRONG!

Incorrect: The sound understood as the colliding of different molecules in the space in forms of waves exists with or without any animal or person that receives that information in their ears. So yes, the tree makes a sound even if noone is around to hear it.

sound 1
n.
1.
a. Vibrations transmitted through an elastic solid or a liquid or gas, with frequencies in the approximate range of 20 to 20,000 hertz, capable of being detected by human organs of hearing.

did you read that? "capable of being detected by human organs of hearing"
and if nobody is around to hear it, then it can't be detected by human organs of hearing,

the dictionary rules over everything.

That is a ridiculous argument. You say that unless a HUMAN can hear it, sound doesn't exist. Animals can hear frequencies humans cannot, does that mean what they hear isn't sound but...something....else..?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

could your creativity be better used elsewhere?

Yes, but only to stop the ever increasing threat of DUCKS.

Why should you not put baby in corner??

Because it will climb up the wall.

Where can i buy the tome of eternal darkness?

From me, right now, for 599 US dollars(an 79 cents)

What language do people that have been blind and deaf since birth think in?

Vietnamese, it's the default font for the mind.

is 28/2(9+3)=2 or 288?

best I could come up with

Neither, it equals 1.666666666666666666666666666666666666666...

1. How awesome am I?
2. Duke Nukem vs. Chuck Norris. Result?
3. How is the problem of free will addressed in philosophical determinism, and in what way would this affect every day decision making for the average felon/melon farmer?

1. Enough to come up with that question
2. Chuck Norris devours duke's soul and increases his awesome past infinity
3. Free will is an illusion, for any decision that is made, was going to be made in the first place (in determinism at least, if I'm not misinterpreting your question) and it means that felons and melon farmers, are doing exactly what they're supposed to do.

 

[infohippie]

The principle of relativity states that there is no preferred inertial reference frame, but how do we know there is no preferred inertial reference frame? What would change in current physical theories if there were an absolute frame of reference against which all other inertial frames could be measured?

 

[Jakub324]

Why, in films, is their always sound when people are in the vacuum? It doesn't exist there!

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

Who has a bigger ego, Vegeta, Duke Nukem, or Johnny Cage?

Hmm... I think I'll go with Duke, at least Cage and Vegeta acknowledge it when they're out matched

I think their combined narcassicism might make the universe implode.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?

Nope, not a fan of teacakes, they keep exploding when I eat them.

why do men pee while standing even though peeing while sitting is less tiring?

Because it separates them from women in a way that annoys the other party. Which is hilarious.

Ok, here's a question I got from something called a book.
"Teeth is to Hen, as Nest is to what?"

Teeth is to Hen, as Nest is to flaming raven.

What've I missed since I was away from the forums?

Enough.

What's it like being a lady?

Terrible, I assure you. Been one three times and hated it all three.

What is the answer to this?
http://functions.wolfram.com/EllipticFunctions/ArithmeticGeometricMean/introductions/ArithmeticGeometricMean/05/13/imagetext/0058/text58.gif

Equivalent to the distance between The Earth and the Earth's timid admirer

If practise makes perfect, and no one is perfect, what does practice do?

Eh, it annoys students and musicians. That's about it.

 

[imnot]

Ponies?

ANSWER THE QUESTION >

 

[oblivion220791]

if pig flies and bird talks, would the universe stays the same?

 

[Owlslayer]

Did you just call me a random idiot?

 

[Tortoiseloz]

Why does water refesh our brains?
How does wikipedia know so many facts?
Why do you hate ponies?
Whats the point of captchas?
Why is the order on keyboards qwerty instead of abcdef?
How do you know so many facts?
Why are Mages the most Overpowered class?
Why are Warlocks the only class that isnt overpowered?
Cucumbers?
and last but not least
if a=x but the figurment of x is not a number then how do the beavers fgure out how to transport the postcards to apple lane without the land sharks finding them when the moon is out on the thirty second morning on the 5th of spetember?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Why did the OC have to end? Surely the ratings didn't drop so much in season 3?

Because I killed the producers, and I am very sorry.

Will St. Louis Blues ever win a Stanley Cup?

Yes, but the timing is dependent on whether or not they begin playing with flaming hockey sticks, or frozen pucks.

is this sentence false?

Nope, questions cannot be false, as they have no values.

Are the black bits in bananas tarantula eggs?

When you're upside down what way is up?

What does the scouter really say about his power level?

1. only the ones from Plantations in Eastern South America
2. Whichever way is away from Earth.
3. The scouter says nothing, it doesn't talk.

Can you see what makes cinnamon toast crunch so popular?

Strange television ads informing children of the stupidity of adults.

 

[Philbyy]

snip

Question: What is love?

Baby don't hurt me

 

[DragonBorn96]

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the KFC is on the side he's leaving

Are the black bits in bananas tarantula eggs?

Mighty Boosh, I like it.

How far can a man walk in his lifetime, with 8 hours sleep a night, an average lifetime and walking speed, and sufficient nutrition acquired with a one hour rest per night?

hm tough one, 2326875 Miles (approximately)

What's it like being a lady?

Ya gain some parts and lose some others, that's about it (believe me, I tried...).

OT: Who is the Englishman?

The man who has English'd us all.
(Gregory Wilkinson)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Relatedly, if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

1. Already answered that
2. In my basement, rotting with the cat.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

If we are all but tainted coils of a 4-way Diablo standing on the Monolithic edge of a Silver Future, restlessly awaiting our inevitable demise in the Temple Of Your Dreams, how come God Says No against the Venus In Furs?

Probably because he's a *****, if for no other reason. Bastard, insult my work will you.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Already answered, I believe it's on page 4

These are all questions my dad asked me when I was younger...

How many beans make 5?
How long is a piece of string?
What is half the half of 1 and a half?

1. Ten
2. Depends on how far you stretch it, and when the asshole with scissors cuts it.
3. 0.375

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Do you actually speak German, and do I actually speak German?

Aber natürlich.

Ich war nicht unter Bezugnahme auf Sie

That definatly answers the question, it can't be you.




Question: Then who was phone?

My friend here, Cornelius.

Wow.. I'm baffled...

Try this one:

What is the number I'm thinking of (and say it in my native language).

hmm, I'm gonna go with, ごひゃくにじゅきゅ,　Zwei, or Veltinsis