Random Answers for Random Idiots with Random Questions

[TiloXofXTanto]

Why is the US's dollar falling?

What will replace it as the trading currency, Yen?

Am I the only one who pronounced it see-thulhu and not ca-thulhu?

1. Because the US is in debt and not seriously trying to get out of it, combined with the phenomenon known as inflation.
2. Euros or rubles, depending on who does or doesn't dominate the world.
3. Probably, phonetics is a better system for most audio minded people, but systematic people like you will like pick the See-thulu solution at least a fraction of the time.

 

[Foamatmouth_dead]

answer to the universe?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

answer to the universe?

It isn't 42, (and I know that's what you were looking for) it is actually "clockwise"
Because the universe's only question is which way to spin.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

I am a strange, strange being who, with a lack of things to do, often takes to answering random questions.
Ask something, and whether or not I know the answer, I'll give you one that still sort of sounds correct, or at least confirms some kind of strangeness.

All questions are allowed, and don't be offended by the title, just an inside joke.

ANY question?

Alright...

Who's your favorite pony?

The one I ate last summer for reasons of laughing at the reactions of all the people I tell that I ate a pony and LAUGHED.

Ummm...

Ok.

For that, answer me this.

1/0=?

the square root of negative infinity to the log of -7 power.

...Well played.

Hmm... since you have somehow devided by zero without causing the universe to implode, I have to pull out the one question that nobody on this Earth can possible know.

What is my real name?

 

[Ladette]

If I were to kill everyone on earth would that make me a God, or just insane?

 

[teebeeohh]

would a nuclear explosion on the outside of a spaceship leave a mushroom cloud if there is no camera pointed at it?

 

[Ladette]

Hmm... since you have somehow devided by zero without causing the universe to implode, I have to pull out the one question that nobody on this Earth can possible know.

What is my real name?

It's Courtland, yes? 5th member of the Backstreet Boys?

 

[Fanta Grape]

What's my name?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

...Well played.

Hmm... since you have somehow devided by zero without causing the universe to implode, I have to pull out the one question that nobody on this Earth can possible know.

What is my real name?

Written in English.

If I were to kill everyone on earth would that make me a God, or just insane?

Insane...definitely insane...I would know, I tried that two cycles ago, I'm not god yet.

would a nuclear explosion on the outside of a spaceship leave a mushroom cloud if there is no camera pointed at it?

Wouldn't leave one anyway, gravity is a good half of the reason for mushroom clouds, in space it's just a sphere.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

What's my name?

Written in English.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

CURSE YOU ESCAPIST AND YOUR INVISIBLE POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[zombiejoe]

How do you open up the shadow gate without using the crystal of light, which is found in the dungeon of Monday, that can only be found after finding all 50 heart stones, which you can only collect if you saved the sheep farms, which can only be saved by defeating the goblin prince, who can only be killed by the rage sword, which is in the chamber of ice, which is under the king's castle, which can only be opened if you have the magic key, which the king lost at a party in underhill, which is controlled by monkeys, that can only be killed by the gun of pain, which is found in the house of your best friend, which is on the moon, which is in space?

Very important if I wanna finish the first quest.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

...Well played.

Hmm... since you have somehow devided by zero without causing the universe to implode, I have to pull out the one question that nobody on this Earth can possible know.

What is my real name?

Written in English.

Spoiler: ._.

 

[WouldYouKindly]

If I were to kill everyone on earth would that make me a God, or just insane?

Both. God IS insane.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

...Well played.

Hmm... since you have somehow devided by zero without causing the universe to implode, I have to pull out the one question that nobody on this Earth can possible know.

What is my real name?

Written in English.

Spoiler: ._.

Thank you.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

How do you open up the shadow gate without using the crystal of light, which is found in the dungeon of Monday, that can only be found after finding all 50 heart stones, which you can only collect if you saved the sheep farms, which can only be saved by defeating the goblin prince, who can only be killed by the rage sword, which is in the chamber of ice, which is under the king's castle, which can only be opened if you have the magic key, which the king lost at a party in underhill, which is controlled by monkeys, that can only be killed by the gun of pain, which is found in the house of your best friend, which is on the moon, which is in space?

Very important if I wanna finish the first quest.

you have to collect the almighty hammer of Alfegahten from the chamber of deaf moles in the secret chamber on the 42nd floor of the tower of Cloor, so that you can break open a wormhole to a point after the quest has been completed.

 

[rapidoud]

There is no such thing as gods or a god, so insane.

1/0 is undefined, not universal explosion, implosion, or the likes.

If I believe the root of negative one to be real, then is it still imaginary? Or is it real by mathematical standards?

What is X as an integer if x+y=2?

If Schrodinger's cat died then do I still feel sad about superpositioning?

 

[zombiejoe]

How do you open up the shadow gate without using the crystal of light, which is found in the dungeon of Monday, that can only be found after finding all 50 heart stones, which you can only collect if you saved the sheep farms, which can only be saved by defeating the goblin prince, who can only be killed by the rage sword, which is in the chamber of ice, which is under the king's castle, which can only be opened if you have the magic key, which the king lost at a party in underhill, which is controlled by monkeys, that can only be killed by the gun of pain, which is found in the house of your best friend, which is on the moon, which is in space?

Very important if I wanna finish the first quest.

you have to collect the almighty hammer of Alfegahten from the chamber of deaf moles in the secret chamber on the 42nd floor of the tower of Cloor, so that you can break open a wormhole to a point after the quest has been completed.

Yes, but the worm holes can only be legally used when you are level 5 in the alien codex, which can only be gained by either slaying Lord Slite or slaying Mother Etils. Doing that would require 400 runes spell which can only be performed in the pleasure chambers, which you can only go to after opening the shadow gates and saving 1/3000 of the world Texas.

 

[Frosted89]

There are five people in a room; to help keep things simple I'll label them Person A,B,C,D,and E. Both A and B have never met before but are friends to Person D's cousin, Person D is semi-acquainted with Person B and best friends with Person C, Person C hates Person A because he use to pick on him when he was in grade-school. Person E has had a crush on Person B since they first met as children. Having established that; What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

If I believe the root of negative one to be real, then is it still imaginary? Or is it real by mathematical standards?

What is X as an integer if x+y=2?

If Schrodinger's cat died then do I still feel sad about superpositioning?

1. It is still imaginary
2. X=infinity for there are infinite answers
3. That depends on whether or not you were the one who put the cat in the box.