Random Answers for Random Idiots with Random Questions

[WanderingFool]

Here is one:

Why are men selfish bastards?

and in continuation of that question:

Why do women keep pointing that fact out, to prove their superiority, when doing that proves that they are not superior, but equal to men as they are not above arrogance?

Also, Captcha: einalfi surface,

...

what is that?

 

[Feralcentaur]

...Is it sensible that I already love you more than anyone else just for one thread you made?

What's your favorite Pony out of, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, FlutterShy, AppleJack, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash?

Are multiple questions okay?

If I were to get a fourth Cactus, what should I name it if I already have Cacti named Clarice, Francine and Madeline?

Where's the F13 key?

If it's true that we can't be certain of anything since for all we know anything could be a figment of our imagination, then how can we be certain that we can't be certain of anything?

If I think there for I am, and there's no way for me to sense others thoughts, then for all I know I could be the only sentient being alive, and there for, would it be logical for me to be a complete sociopath?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

answer to the universe?

It isn't 42, (and I know that's what you were looking for) it is actually "clockwise"
Because the universe's only question is which way to spin.

wasnt what i was looking for but where do i get your little 8 ball of knowledge!!!

The Eastern rice field of the Western cultures of the South's northern cousins.

I am a strange, strange being who, with a lack of things to do, often takes to answering random questions.
Ask something, and whether or not I know the answer, I'll give you one that still sort of sounds correct, or at least confirms some kind of strangeness.

All questions are allowed, and don't be offended by the title, just an inside joke.

Is it wrong to avoid personal relationships on the grounds that anyone who could be interested in someone like you is obviously an idiot, and therefore unappealing?

Marginally, but it is mostly sound in the mind of a fellow schizoid.

I am an idiot for asking a question?

Nope, just an inside joke, Pay no attention to the title.

 

[zombiejoe]

Wait. Crickets are...arsenic-based life forms? Now I'm even more confused. Damn this conscience of mine for confusing me in the first place!

No actually, Crickets are Silicon-based lifeforms, common misconception

How do you open up the shadow gate without using the crystal of light, which is found in the dungeon of Monday, that can only be found after finding all 50 heart stones, which you can only collect if you saved the sheep farms, which can only be saved by defeating the goblin prince, who can only be killed by the rage sword, which is in the chamber of ice, which is under the king's castle, which can only be opened if you have the magic key, which the king lost at a party in underhill, which is controlled by monkeys, that can only be killed by the gun of pain, which is found in the house of your best friend, which is on the moon, which is in space?

Very important if I wanna finish the first quest.

you have to collect the almighty hammer of Alfegahten from the chamber of deaf moles in the secret chamber on the 42nd floor of the tower of Cloor, so that you can break open a wormhole to a point after the quest has been completed.

Yes, but the worm holes can only be legally used when you are level 5 in the alien codex, which can only be gained by either slaying Lord Slite or slaying Mother Etils. Doing that would require 400 runes which can only be performed in the pleasure chambers, which you can only go to after opening the shadow gates and saving 1/3000 of the world Texas.

Yeah, but all that's easy if you collected the leaf of Vandarbalhall in the 3rd chamber of tremulous ents and focused all your stat points in the speed category.

Yes, however, I chose to be a human made robot for my class *which is a great battling class and has some good science based magic*, and robots can't go into the 3rd chamber unless using the enter codes achieved after going into space for the first time and flying into the sun. The requires SPF 10000000000000000000000000000, which can only be gained by completing 13th grade in the school of lulz.

Yeah, but that can be overturned if you recombine the star of Falgar with the infinite spring lodestone, and then eat it.

Given the many-worlds interpretation of quantum physics, when one decision, option or possible timeline diverges into a new universe, does that new universe have the same history as the universe it split from? Does it have a history at all? Are many-worlders secretly insane? Hmmm.

Being a many-worlder myself, I can confidently say that histories are constant in branch timelines, and that many-worlders are definitely not "secretly" insane. They're quite open about it.

Oh, that makes sense. Thanks.

 

[King Toasty]

Here is one:

Why are men selfish bastards?

and in continuation of that question:

Why do women keep pointing that fact out, to prove their superiority, when doing that proves that they are not superior, but equal to men as they are not above arrogance?

Also, Captcha: einalfi surface,

...

what is that?

1. Because men are simple beings with simple pleasures.

2. Because people are generally confused about who's better than who, especially in this overly-politically correct world.

3. A message from Inglip. HAIL.

 

[King Toasty]

...Is it sensible that I already love you more than anyone else just for one thread you made?

What's your favorite Pony out of, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, FlutterShy, AppleJack, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash?

Are multiple questions okay?

If I were to get a fourth Cactus, what should I name it if I already have Cacti named Clarice, Francine and Madeline?

Where's the F13 key?

Fluttershy. No doubt.

Also, name it Lugia. Logical.

The F13 key was banished along with double-underscore eighteen years ago, when they tried to overthrow the Qwertatorship.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

If, by definition, insane people are outside of societal norms, how are societal norms first conceived? Since, by definition, anyone who defies societal norms is insane and thus not worth listening to, how has the status quo changed since the Stone Age?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? Supposing, of course, that said woodchuck can indeed chuck wood.

If tentacles, then...?

1. Majority rules in a community, and drastically
2. The woodchuck would (on average) chuck 11 chopped blocks of wood.
3. Not a full question, but I will assume that the answer is くそ　糞　糞　くそ

Given the many-worlds interpretation of quantum physics, when one decision, option or possible timeline diverges into a new universe, does that new universe have the same history as the universe it split from? Does it have a history at all? Are many-worlders secretly insane? Hmmm.

Being a many-worlder myself, I can confidently say that histories are constant in branch timelines, and that many-worlders are definitely not "secretly" insane. They're quite open about it.

Hmmmmm. Intriguing. WHY do the timelines split, though? What physical event causes two whole universes to erupt?

internal universal programming, can't talk about it, too much to speak about on such a fluently changing little medium.

 

[Frosted89]

Magnets, how do they work?

 

[King Toasty]

Given the many-worlds interpretation of quantum physics, when one decision, option or possible timeline diverges into a new universe, does that new universe have the same history as the universe it split from? Does it have a history at all? Are many-worlders secretly insane? Hmmm.

Being a many-worlder myself, I can confidently say that histories are constant in branch timelines, and that many-worlders are definitely not "secretly" insane. They're quite open about it.

Hmmmmm. Intriguing. WHY do the timelines split, though? What physical event causes two whole universes to erupt?[/quote]

internal universal programming, can't talk about it, too much to speak about on such a fluently changing little medium.[/quote]

What? Internal universal programming? THAT will need elaborating.

 

[funguy2121]

Wait. Crickets are...arsenic-based life forms? Now I'm even more confused. Damn this conscience of mine for confusing me in the first place!

No actually, Crickets are Silicon-based lifeforms, common misconception

Say, how is Veger doing, anyway? Did she ever grow her hair out?

 

[GrimHeaper]

I am an idiot for asking a question?

Nope, just an inside joke, Pay no attention to the title.[/quote]
What is the worst type of fan fiction?
What is a popular place meme's are defined on the internet?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Here is one:

Why are men selfish bastards?

and in continuation of that question:

Why do women keep pointing that fact out, to prove their superiority, when doing that proves that they are not superior, but equal to men as they are not above arrogance?

Also, Captcha: einalfi surface,

...

what is that?

1) sorry, my fault. I instilled a kind of narcissistic quality into human males during 12000 BCE
2) See above and replace narcissistic with contradicting and male with female
3) a type of compound that causes 120% energy reflections.

...Is it sensible that I already love you more than anyone else just for one thread you made?

What's your favorite Pony out of, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, FlutterShy, AppleJack, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash?

Are multiple questions okay?

If I were to get a fourth Cactus, what should I name it if I already have Cacti named Clarice, Francine and Madeline?

Where's the F13 key?

If it's true that we can't be certain of anything since for all we know anything could be a figment of our imagination, then how can we be certain that we can't be certain of anything?

1. Slightly
2. None of them, I have no need for such terribly named creatures unless they are fried
3. Yes
4. Audine
5. West of the northern F& key
6. Because paranoia is the only constant in the universe, and that we can be sure o...WHO SAID THAT!?? I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE!!

 

[Grey_Focks]

Well then, because I was thinking of making a thread to ask this question, and because just googling isn't very fun, I'll ask this.

Is there an "Xbox-ish" controller for PS3? What do I mean? Trigger guards are the big one, also the analog setup would be very nice, and R2-L2 buttons that are a bit more trigger-like. Something that also fits the shape of the 360 controller would be fantastic, too. I just can't stand PS3 controllers, since my hands are just more used to the larger, smoother 360 ones. I feel like they were made for people with smaller hands than myself...

It should also be said that the answer(s) to this question are going to play a very big role in whether or not I get a PS3 in the foreseeable future.

 

[RagnorakTres]

If, by definition, insane people are outside of societal norms, how are societal norms first conceived? Since, by definition, anyone who defies societal norms is insane and thus not worth listening to, how has the status quo changed since the Stone Age?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? Supposing, of course, that said woodchuck can indeed chuck wood.

If tentacles, then...?

1. Majority rules in a community, and drastically
2. The woodchuck would (on average) chuck 11 chopped blocks of wood.
3. Not a full question, but I will assume that the answer is くそ　糞　糞　くそ

An addendum to my last question (I finished translating the text as you posted, my sincerest apologies. Though from the looks of things, you may not have been far off....):
If tentacles + kittens = madness incarnate, then try-sexuals + mini-skirts = ???

Lord Inglip commands our sons to ndunda. Ndunda, sons, ndunda! Thy lives, nay, thy very souls depend upon it!

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

OP, you are officially my hero.

Danke shen friend.

Given the many-worlds interpretation of quantum physics, when one decision, option or possible timeline diverges into a new universe, does that new universe have the same history as the universe it split from? Does it have a history at all? Are many-worlders secretly insane? Hmmm.

Being a many-worlder myself, I can confidently say that histories are constant in branch timelines, and that many-worlders are definitely not "secretly" insane. They're quite open about it.

Hmmmmm. Intriguing. WHY do the timelines split, though? What physical event causes two whole universes to erupt?

internal universal programming, can't talk about it, too much to speak about on such a fluently changing little medium.[/quote]

What? Internal universal programming? THAT will need elaborating.[/quote]

THAT will need to be elaborated over messages or a separate medium, as explaining it here would take too long.

Wait. Crickets are...arsenic-based life forms? Now I'm even more confused. Damn this conscience of mine for confusing me in the first place!

No actually, Crickets are Silicon-based lifeforms, common misconception

Say, how is Veger doing, anyway? Did she ever grow her hair out?

Nope, she grew it in, genetic mutation defect caused by solar shifting.

What is the worst type of fan fiction?
What is a popular place meme's are defined on the internet?

1. The kind that goes into excruciating detail and involves 2 or more characters engaging in acts of promiscuity
2. Memebase or the brains of everyone who travels the internet.

 

[funguy2121]

Why is the US's dollar falling?

What will replace it as the trading currency, Yen?

Because Greenspan is an objectivist.

I forget what China's currency is. It definitely won't be Yen - the Japanese are in as much trouble as us Yanks.

 

[WanderingFool]

Here is one:

Why are men selfish bastards?

and in continuation of that question:

Why do women keep pointing that fact out, to prove their superiority, when doing that proves that they are not superior, but equal to men as they are not above arrogance?

Also, Captcha: einalfi surface,

...

what is that?

1) sorry, my fault. I instilled a kind of narcissistic quality into human males during 12000 BCE
2) See above and replace narcissistic with contradicting and male with female
3) a type of compound that causes 120% energy reflections.

Oooooohhhhhh... that makes since...

now, for the third question, where would it be possible to find, or make, this compound? never know when I'll need 120% energy reflection... unless... you do?

 

[GrimHeaper]

What is the worst type of fan fiction?
What is a popular place meme's are defined on the internet?

1. The kind that goes into excruciating detail and involves 2 or more characters engaging in acts of promiscuity
2. Memebase or the brains of everyone who travels the internet.

When was Goku's ability to breath in space retconned in the Manga Dragonball?
What are the 3 forms of Haki in one piece and what do they do?
What is Earth prime look like in DC comics and what was it caused by?

 

[funguy2121]

What is the worst type of fan fiction?

1. The kind that goes into excruciating detail and involves 2 or more characters engaging in acts of promiscuity

Been eying ladette's avatar, have you?

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Well then, because I was thinking of making a thread to ask this question, and because just googling isn't very fun, I'll ask this.

Is there an "Xbox-ish" controller for PS3? What do I mean? Trigger guards are the big one, also the analog setup would be very nice, and R2-L2 buttons that are a bit more trigger-like. Something that also fits the shape of the 360 controller would be fantastic, too. I just can't stand PS3 controllers, since my hands are just more used to the larger, smoother 360 ones. I feel like they were made for people with smaller hands than myself...

It should also be said that the answer(s) to this question are going to play a very big role in whether or not I get a PS3 in the foreseeable future.

Being an owner of neither of the involved systems (unfortunately) I can say That There is, but that google or another source is more proper for this question.

(aside)...shut up spellcheck, google is totally a word now.

If, by definition, insane people are outside of societal norms, how are societal norms first conceived? Since, by definition, anyone who defies societal norms is insane and thus not worth listening to, how has the status quo changed since the Stone Age?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? Supposing, of course, that said woodchuck can indeed chuck wood.

If tentacles, then...?

1. Majority rules in a community, and drastically
2. The woodchuck would (on average) chuck 11 chopped blocks of wood.
3. Not a full question, but I will assume that the answer is くそ　糞　糞　くそ

An addendum to my last question (I finished translating the text as you posted, my sincerest apologies. Though from the looks of things, you may not have been far off....):
If tentacles + kittens = madness incarnate, then try-sexuals + mini-skirts = ???

Lord Inglip commands our sons to ndunda. Ndunda, sons, ndunda! Thy lives, nay, thy very souls depend upon it!

Broken cartilage and potato juices strewn upon the floor.

Lord Inglip died in the 4700's from the massive influx of ndull, the result of the massive ndunda craze that swept the nation of veltengrafft