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"DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!" - Chaos Space Marines, Dawn of War and all it's expansions.
"Blarg Blarg Honk!"
"Blarg Blarg Honk!"
"Allow me to hold your face under the putrescent waters of knowledge!"
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I say that to my students at the beginning of every semester xD
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I say that to my students at the beginning of every semester xD
Oh, come off it! You think you can beat me on the track? No way!
-Captain Falcon, F Zero GX
(God damn, that games is hard....)
-Captain Falcon, F Zero GX
(God damn, that games is hard....)
"HEY! That Thing's got my things! it's got it's sallow, clammy hands all over my doodads, touchin' my junk! No one touches Oghren's junk AND LIVES!!!"-Dragon Age: Origins
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"-The DungeonMaster
"I have tied my dagger to my belt. Should you try and steal it again, the rope will remind you that stealing is wrong."
"But...Er, you just told me i can no longer steal it, why would i even try?"
"I..."
"Anyway, here's your ring back."-Dragon Age: Awakening
"I suppose you think all women should be barefoot and pregnant."
"Absolutely not! i encourage all women to wear shoes!"-Sledge Hammer!
"Mr. Hammer, can you explain to us what happened?"
"Of course, ma'am, i was just doing some shopping when two men armed with shotguns entered the store and demanded money. At that point i drew my magnum and killed them both. Then i bought some eggs, milk...And some of those little cocktail weenies."
"Mr. Hammer, do you think your actions in the store were right?"
"Of course, i had no groceries at all."-Sledge Hammer!
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"-The DungeonMaster
"I have tied my dagger to my belt. Should you try and steal it again, the rope will remind you that stealing is wrong."
"But...Er, you just told me i can no longer steal it, why would i even try?"
"I..."
"Anyway, here's your ring back."-Dragon Age: Awakening
"I suppose you think all women should be barefoot and pregnant."
"Absolutely not! i encourage all women to wear shoes!"-Sledge Hammer!
"Mr. Hammer, can you explain to us what happened?"
"Of course, ma'am, i was just doing some shopping when two men armed with shotguns entered the store and demanded money. At that point i drew my magnum and killed them both. Then i bought some eggs, milk...And some of those little cocktail weenies."
"Mr. Hammer, do you think your actions in the store were right?"
"Of course, i had no groceries at all."-Sledge Hammer!
"Dear humanity. We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" "Hoo-rah!" - Sgt. Johnson and Marines, Halo 2
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. (Rich Cook)
...and then he ended up just taking a shit on the railroad tracks.
-A guy I know
Sometimes catching the punchline out of context is better than hearing the whole story.
-A guy I know
Sometimes catching the punchline out of context is better than hearing the whole story.
One of my favourite scenes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The Bridge of Death, featuring the Old Man from Scene 24.
Old Man: 'STOP! What is your name?'
Arthur: 'It is Arthur, King of the Britons.'
Old Man: 'What is your quest?'
Arthur: 'To seek the Holy Grail.'
Old Man: 'What, is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?'
Arthur: 'What do you mean, an African or European swallow?'
Old Man: 'I-I don't know that.' WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Another one from Holy Grail
Knight: 'We are the Knights who say.....Ni'
Arthur: 'No, not the Knights who say Ni, those who hear it seldom live to tell the tale.'
Old Man: 'STOP! What is your name?'
Arthur: 'It is Arthur, King of the Britons.'
Old Man: 'What is your quest?'
Arthur: 'To seek the Holy Grail.'
Old Man: 'What, is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?'
Arthur: 'What do you mean, an African or European swallow?'
Old Man: 'I-I don't know that.' WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Another one from Holy Grail
Knight: 'We are the Knights who say.....Ni'
Arthur: 'No, not the Knights who say Ni, those who hear it seldom live to tell the tale.'