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Ice Car

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"Is a claptrap not entitled to the oil of his brow? No says the man at Hyperion, it belongs to his owner! No says the Fortune Hunter, it belongs splattered on the floor! But we chose something different! We chose ROBOLUTION!"

Borderlands DLC4.

"I used to be a resident, but now, I'M A PRESIDENT"
"Dinosaurs, without the benefit of fire-proof surfboards were ill-equipped to survive"

Advance Wars Days of Ruin.
 

higgs20

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"Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value." - Einstein
 

BENZOOKA

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"No one must be asked by me to leave the room"
-Inspector Tiger
 

SkyeNeko

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Wilko316 said:
Don't think you are, know you are. - Morpheus, The Matrix.

This actually summarised how I think.
reminded me of a good quote: "Because you didn't come here to make the choice. You've already made it. You're here to try to understand why you made it." -Oracle, Matrix
also summarizes how i think
also this...
Oz Draconis said:
"No I don't find that red dress very intimidating but, OH F*** a PINK dress! Shit's getting real!!" - Yahtzee
 

That_Swedish_Guy

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Grouchy Imp said:

"No-body expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Oh, c'mon, it's a random quotes thread! Monty Python was gonna appear sooner or later.


"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left."
 

SckizoBoy

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A Hermit's Cave
Danoloto said:
"It's a mother beautiful bridge, and it's going to be there" - Oddball, Kelly's heroes

And I'm a big fan of British radio comedy. All the following are from the most excellent program called 'I'm sorry I haven't a clue'.
- You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it scubadive
- You can't teach an old dog new... ah yes, you can't teach an old dog nuclear physics
- and so, as the rogue purple underpants of time begin their assault on the whites-only wash cycle of destiny, and the twin buttocks of fate are sucked into the malfunctioning chemical
toilet of eternity
- ladies and gentlemen, as the hamster of time spins round on the wheel of eternity, and the lorry driver of fate makes a mental note to scrape it off later
"OK chief!" *smacks Oddball's shoulder* - Moriarity (his laugh when he says 'whatever you say, babe' is hilarious)

Fucking sweet film!

And I raise you anything from News Quiz! Jeremy Hardy: when I die, I want to be scattered, not cremated, just scattered!

Anarchemitis said:
Good ovoning. Horo's tho nows at ton.
Good ol' Ronnie (RIP) 'O wata na siam!'

'So, ware omou, iueni kimi ari da' - Mindhack
(Yes, I think, therefore, you are)

'You should find yourself some outlets.'
'I have plenty of outlets.'
'I meant besides vaginas.' Ezio & Maria

'Uh, what're we gonna do? What're we gonna do?'
'I'd say running would be a good idea.' Hank Azaria & Jean Reno (can't remember the character names)
 

Ross Emmingham

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My personal fav (even though it isn't actual canon)
"Are you serious?"
"No, i'm Harry. He's Sirius"
The man in question just grin and shook his head amusedly.
 

Vredesbyrd67

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On his deathbed...

Priest: "Do you wish to renounce Satan?"
Voltaire: "Now is not the time to be making enemies!"


Australian Gamer Podcast

Matt: "There are two types of people who enjoyed 'Titanic'-"
Yug: "I'm not gonna like this, am I?"
Matt: "Women...and bitches. And you can pick which of those two categories you want to fall under."
 

Talal Provides

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I'm going to go with the douchiest last words in all of human history:

"What an artist dies in me."

-Nero

And to balance it out, the most kickass last words in all of human history:

"There is nothing proper about what you're doing, soldier, but do try to kill me properly."

-Cicero
 
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"Reputation, reputation, reputation! Oh I have lost my reputation!
I have lost the immortal part of myself
And what remains is bestial."


Damn English essays getting stuck in my mind. It's the weekend now, I shouldn't have to deal with you.
 

bak00777

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loc978 said:
"I realize that I use the word fuck [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1J1aB_iQ0Y] a lot... and I'd apologize for that, but I don't give a shit."
lol sounds like my English Professor. The first day of class he said "Look i an not going to censure you as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. So.. Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck. Anyone hurt? No? Didnt think so."
 

The Wykydtron

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"Only a foolish fool would believe such a foolish fools foolish dream!"

Franziska von Karma
 

Jasper Jeffs

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"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."

Cyril Connolly.
 

Joepow

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Then Gidean best get his pretentious ass up here cause I'm about to kick yours out of the great white norse.

Ramona in Scott Pilgrim vs the world
 

orientalexpress530

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i have many favourite quotes including
"we are the road crew, we work on the road"- psyconauts
"kick her in the balls" scott pilgrim
and the greatest of all time is from the movie cloverfield an epic masterpiece in writing in which our heroes best friend says " rob its time to leave the electrical store" a true masterpiece in cinematic narrative