Fine, I'll let it out...
Rant 1
Screw politics. I'm done, I'm out. We've had yet another hung parliment in Australia. We've had one of the longest, yet most boring election campaigns. We've got the rise of the far right here again, and Pauline "xenophobic twat" Hanson is back in the Senate. The "Nick Xenophon Team" might as well be the new Palmer United, a cult of politicians based more around their leader than actual policy. The Greens are well on their way to irrelevancy. All this in the midst of under-employment, inaction on climate change, and horrendous treatment of refuges on Manus and Nauru. And I wouldn't mind so much if voting wasn't compulsory here - that way I wouldn't have to stand in line for over 10 minutes, watching people give out flyers, and thinking "damn, those sausages smell good."
Australia! Our political system is screwed, but god damn we make a good sausage!
Rant 2
People at the library! If you want to return books, put them in the return chute! The one marked returns! I'm trying to process loans, renewals, fines, and everything else! If you want to renew specific books, just bring those books! Don't just dump the whole pile and force me to put them in the returns area when there's a bloody chute!
(Actually, that doesn't happen nearly as often as I make it out to be, but yes, it does get irritating)
Rant 3
So, Neil Blokamp's Alien fanfiction film is set to supersede Alien 3. And even if I didn't like Alien 3 and consider it an underrated, solid film, I'd still go...no. Just no. Regardless of how well you like something or not, it's pretentious at best, and insulting at worst to just say "I'm going to do it my way, and better this time!" Y'know, at least Colonial Marines brought Hicks back in a way that actually worked in the context of the universe. Not a move I approve of, but this? Far as I can tell, Blokamp's view is "nup, never happened, now come see my fanfiction." This being from someone who writes fanfic, true, but I'm not demanding money from people to read it.
Rant 4
The Ghostbusters reboot. Please...stop...whining. I get it, you don't like it. I get it, your childhood's been "ruined" (see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7eO-HO7GLI) I get it, the question of whether the reaction is sexist or not has overshadowed (and likely will overshadow) any critical debate of whether the film actually works on its own merits. But please...stop...whining. I'm just so tired of it. There's a reason why this is "rant 4" rather than "rant 1," because this kind of thing is barely worth ranting about.