Rapture Tomorrow

[Innegativeion]

Nah man, it's not going to end tomorrow, (today for our friends on the eastern hemisphere) because Arceus is taking a vacation. And last time I checked, he wasn't in the genocitic mood. :3

When and if the Apocalypse does happen, I think everyone would take and accept it a whole lot easier, with much less panic, with much more efficiency and hearty laughter if God decided to manifest as Arceus.

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[Alphakirby]

It's already the 21st across the international date line, so... :-\

So I suppose half the world is dead right now. xD

 

[Rooster893]

Well, I have my first date tomorrow, which might explain why people think the world's going to end.

Good luck mate.

 

[ezeroast]

its the 21st here in aus and its a realy nice day

 

[silversnake4133]

Nah man, it's not going to end tomorrow, (today for our friends on the eastern hemisphere) because Arceus is taking a vacation. And last time I checked, he wasn't in the genocitic mood. :3

When and if the Apocalypse does happen, I think everyone would take and accept it a whole lot easier, with much less panic, with much more efficiency and hearty laughter if God decided to manifest as Arceus.

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That sir made my night, thank you. :3

 

[Kiriona]

Fine by me... I've got a math final exam tomorrow.

That guy is going to be feeling pretty stupid when the 22nd rolls around and everyone is still here.

Yknow what we should do? Put his house on a big earthquake machine in the middle of the night, then make the surrounding area look all torn up and throw some clothes around. See what he does.

 

[Innegativeion]

Fine by me... I've got a math final exam tomorrow.

That guy is going to be feeling pretty stupid when the 22nd rolls around and everyone is still here.

Yknow what we should do? Put his house on a big earthquake machine in the middle of the night, then make the surrounding area look all torn up and throw some clothes around. See what he does.

My guess is drop to the ground and pray for forgiveness for trying to troll people, having never believed in his claims himself.

 

[Phlakes]

Remember kids, it's supposed to happen at 6:00 in each time zone. Don't get your patronizing tones out yet.

 

[Flac00]

According to Harold Camping, an evangelist that predicted the end of the world back in '82 I think, tomorrow is the Rapture. And he has made sure we all hear about it.

http://www.ajc.com/lifestyle/will-christ-return-may-945589.html
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20064290-10391704.html
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/wecanknow/

He's put up, like, 2,200 billboards, plenty of sign-holders, a few accounts made to post on videos "May 21st is Judgement day" yatta yatta yatta.
So, even though this contradicts the bible ("No man shall know the day." "Beware false prophets." "Not even angels know the day."), what do you think?

Quoting the bible is pretty hard since i constantly contradicts itself. Though that doesn't mean this guy isnt a wako, he is. Look on the bright side, just one step closer to proving the whole "2012 the world will DIE!!!!" bs.

 

[Trololo Punk]

Planning on playing video games through judgement day, specifically LA noire, and maybe some amnesia...

 

[Madara XIII]

All I want is a livestream of Harold Camping waking up on Sunday morning.

That is a win!!! Plus your Avatar makes it all the better

Everyone knows that Wesker is the reason the world will end.....PURE....Global....Saturation!!

Ahem.

COMPLETE...global...saturation!

I know my wesker.

Ot: I doubt it somewhat. I even feel disgusted at this guy. He's taking advantage of good, if a little naive, people. Not sure what he gets outta this, but he's still disgusting for it. The bible says you can't predict the end, and this guy tried twice. Really? It's like the Islamic terrorists that don't know Islam roughly translated means "peace".

Curses, I've been out-fanboyed! Dude! Also you are awesome for bringing that up in the bible. No one will indeed know when the end is coming. All we'll know is that when it happens we'll know. Simple as that. No point in trying to make half-assed and non credible predictions.

 

[jumjalalabash]

Good riddance if all the Christians disappear. It's bound to open some good jobs so thats a plus for me.

but then there will will be a worldwide 7 year war between jesus and his holy army and the anti christ and his demonic army o.o

Oh please. WW2 was "worldwide" not like the fighting was everywhere. It'll probably just be in Europe and the Middle East, them religious types love killing each other over there.

 

[Nihilism_Is_Bliss]

Ah...It'd be nice, but I am fairly certain we'll all be here tomorrow.

 

[Orpheus III]

Best get ready to harvest some ADAM, I suppose.

 

[p3t3r]

There's some of his billboards over here. They make me exasperated.

just go and spray paint syke on them on sunday

ya i think it is just a bunch of sillyness but whatever let them have their fun

 

[thejackyl]

I'm gonna be working customer service tomorrow when it happens (lolwhat), So if I sense anything rapture-y happening, I'm taking my frustrations out on my customers.

Hell, I might decide to punch a random customer in the face at 6:00, and blame it on the fact that "The Rapture is coming, I thought I wouldn't have to answer to you guys anymore"

Unless this is Bioshock's Rapture, because that would actually be pretty awesome

 

[masher]

The Earthquakes are going to start at 6:00 PM sharp. So it's gonna start in Asia and slowly ripple outward as the Time-zone shifts.

Friggin' idiots.

Is that GMT or EST?

Exactly.

 

[lumenadducere]

I really don't get how you can predict the end of the world once, be completely and utterly wrong, and then do it again. It's like "no really, I was ridiculously off last time, but THIS time I'm definitely right and you've gotta believe me!"

What blows my mind is that research shows that believers in cases like this actually have their faith strengthened instead of weakened whenever they buy into this sort of stuff and have it turn out to be false. It's as if their faith wasn't strong enough so by believing even more then next time they'll be right.

All I can say is I've got a B-Day party to go to and my friend's a brewer at Gordon Birsch so there's going to be some delicious Hefeweizen. So tomorrow is going to be awesome-tastic. And even if they happen to be right despite what their own faith says, then it's still ok - we get confirmation that Christianity is the one true faith and 7 years to convert before the war on Earth ends in Christ establishing his kingdom. Or something along those lines - it's been a while since I've been a Christian so my memory may be lacking.

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[gyroscopeboy]

It's 21st here already. No rapture in sight. Which is good, I get to finish LA Noire before I get cast down to hell.

Haha im in exactly the same boat! I can't wait till tomorrow when he has to say "oh i got it wrong, i actually meant *insert some carrot dangling day in the future*...SEND MORE MONEY!!!"

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

I don't have anything but a few errands to run in the morning, then watch Get him to the greek in HBO in the evening, i'm up for a rapture, i'll probably be one of the ones called up, that is, if god wants non idiots in heaven. If not, i'll get in a wank and go to bed.