Rapture Tomorrow

[Gudrests]

I call BS on this crazy Christian radio preacher.

I don't believe the Rapture will be tomorrow and even if I did, I've committed enough sins that there is nothing I could do to atone between now and then. I don't see this being any different than any other hoax; you get lots of attention (aided by the media) and people will listen to you for a while. If you're smart, you'll find a way/reason/excuse for said people to give you money too.

Sin...SINS?....this is one of the few reason I kind of liked growing up as one of the "Frozen Chosen" Protestants. The belief there that as long as you believe that Jesus Christ is your lord and savior...YOUR GOOD. IE...and yes preacher man said this, I can go pillage and rape and kill, As long as I truly believe Jesus is my savior....and I did that at 13....soooooyeahhh. Easiest way out much? Kind of explains why there was never much talk of hell in my church. Or from what I remember anyhow.Its kind of like telling a rich guy, your rich...you will always be rich...why not try and don't be a prick about it ok? At least to my greater understanding.

 

[Ledan]

Today is "utvigning" in my boarding school. So I'm spending the day at a huge party, if the world will end sometime today.... meh.

 

[u4527646]

Well it's 6:07... I feel a bit "left behind"

 

[Xaio30]

I will spend my rapture-free Saturday laughing at the people who believed in this idiocy. Wohoo!!

This times infinity.
I am so excited to troll. I haven't been this excited since May 1st

*Brofist of epic proportions*

Let's do this.

 

[MercurySteam]

Fuck that, it's the 21st now in Oz and we're all still here. Is this another thing that only works in American time? Damn.

 

[Doclector]

All I want is a livestream of Harold Camping waking up on Sunday morning.

That is a win!!! Plus your Avatar makes it all the better

Everyone knows that Wesker is the reason the world will end.....PURE....Global....Saturation!!

Ahem.

COMPLETE...global...saturation!

I know my wesker.

Ot: I doubt it somewhat. I even feel disgusted at this guy. He's taking advantage of good, if a little naive, people. Not sure what he gets outta this, but he's still disgusting for it. The bible says you can't predict the end, and this guy tried twice. Really? It's like the Islamic terrorists that don't know Islam roughly translated means "peace".

Actually it's a pretty direct translation and it doesn't mean peace, it means surrender or submission. Big difference there. Too bad Muhammad doesn't hail from Racoon City. *sigh* More non-fiction less Capcom maybe?

Well, I have one thing to say about that.

Damn british gcse education.

 

[rickthetrick]

Fuck that, it's the 21st now in Oz and we're all still here. Is this another thing that only works in American time? Damn.

Yeah the rapture is being released like Xbox live DLC. Just thought you should know

 

[xam883]

Oh, man i can't wait to see what the more... devout (air quotation marks) catholics say when nothing happens. (should be funny )

 

[Twilight_guy]

Luckily the semester is over so at least finals will be done on the day of judgement. (Or maybe that was the day of judgement?)

 

[Doclector]

There are so many end-of-the-world theories out there, yet there seems to be insufficient survival instincts as incentive to solve glaring problems that will most certainly affect us soon. I am talking about Climate Change and Peak Oil. Both topics a lot of people are in denial about, both where governments do not want to do anything about, yet both are supported by plenty of evidence, climate change having been made worse by industrial activity and will make world weather more extreme than before, and the fact that oil production has peaked and been dropping off in many oil-producing nations--so the logical conclusion is that this will happen pretty much anywhere. What bugs is that people would rather put their lot in with blind faith that scientific evidence and statistics! Ladies and gentleman, I give you the humans, the most intelligent species known to exist... well, some are.

What's worse, no one's even really doing anything about an even more immediate threat. That we could, at any moment, destroy the world in a nuclear fireball. And it's all up to idiot politicians whether it happens.

 

[Donttazemehbro]

I remember this '82 thing. People waited on tops of mountains for Jesus to come back and he didn't. I highly doubt that Jesus is coming back at 6:00.

 

[CheckD3]

I still say that I hope the rapture doesn't happen because I'm quite happy with the way things are. Got great friends, working on developing more romances, some great games are coming out in less than a month, and I don't think they'll allow Rocky Horror in heaven.

And sure, if I DON'T get into heaven, then I have to stay on earth with all the other jerks who will go to hell and they'll beat me up, take my lunch money, and oh yeah, we'll all be punished for life by the devil who takes over the earth and makes lava rain from the sky so we can't hide in bins from his evilness...

So hopefully it doesn't happen. I still say that if I get to stay here, my life is good enough for me that I'd say it's one free college tuition payment for life from being heaven

 

[Emperor_42]

Has anyone looked at the family radio website (the website which pretty much started this whole end of the world on the 20th, 21st and probably 22nd now. whenever i try this morning it wont let me get on i think theyre website must be overloaded.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Not being funny but doesn't it say in the bible that no one will know when it is. The world can't end because surely we at least need to see what Skyrim is like :<

 

[Fwee]

I seriously hope it happens. I've got absolutely nothing to lose. The way I see it, there's so many religions in the world you have about a .0001% chance of getting the right one drilled into your head when you're a kid. With those odds, I figure if there's an afterlife I'll just have to throw myself at the mercy of the court. Or God. Or Gods. Or Xenu. Or the dolphins. Or Gandalf.
I'd like to see a guy on his last day alive actually prepared for every possible religion all at once. Praising the Bible God, then Jesus, then fighting a crocodile while screaming "Valhalla!" after getting all kinds of symbols painted on him.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

then fighting a crocodile while screaming .

which religion has crocodile fighting? exciting!

 

[Fwee]

then fighting a crocodile while screaming .

which religion has crocodile fighting? exciting!

Well I figured there would be something in South American rainforest tribes that (wait, rainforest gets spell-checked?) has something to do with feeding the deceased to crocs so their souls are with their creator, and to get into Valhalla you have to die in battle with a sword in your hand. Or at least that's the lazy description.

 

[Elemental]

It can't end, I havent played Duke Nukem Forever yet...
... So... Fucking... Close...

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

then fighting a crocodile while screaming .

which religion has crocodile fighting? exciting!

Well I figured there would be something in South American rainforest tribes that (wait, rainforest gets spell-checked?) has something to do with feeding the deceased to crocs so their souls are with their creator, and to get into Valhalla you have to die in battle with a sword in your hand. Or at least that's the lazy description.

I suppose a crocodile dundee knife would fill teh sword requirement xD

 

[Fwee]

then fighting a crocodile while screaming .

which religion has crocodile fighting? exciting!

Well I figured there would be something in South American rainforest tribes that (wait, rainforest gets spell-checked?) has something to do with feeding the deceased to crocs so their souls are with their creator, and to get into Valhalla you have to die in battle with a sword in your hand. Or at least that's the lazy description.

I suppose a crocodile dundee knife would fill teh sword requirement xD

.......I'll allow it. Because I have the authority to do that kind of thing. But you do have to jump into the croc pit with it clenched in your teeth just because it looks awesome. And Odin likes awesome.