Rate The Random Post Above

[Tuddle]

I searched the search bar there is no forum game like this so sorry if it has been done before.
(This is also the first forum game I have created).

Rules:
The point of this is I will post some link, post or picture.
Then the next person must rate it out of whatever they want (keep it simple out of 10)
They can comment on it if they like too.
Then post their own random thing.
Then the next poster must rate it.

Choose to put a random:
Link: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view
or a
Post: Random Post
(by that I mean it could be a random word or paragraph about pie or something like that)
or a
Picture: (Insert a picture between spoiler tags please)(I am not sure how to post a picture)

Try to get the most random stuff ever!
Rules of Escapist still applies!

Let's see how far we can get!
I will start it off with an example and say turn up the volume and click the glasses!
http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/

 

[Tuddle]

This is an example since this is the second post:

10/10 It was you first post in this thread.

What do you think of this:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view

now rate it and post something random.

 

[Knife-28]

What do you think of this:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view

Umm...how is my profile page ramdon?

 

[LeonLethality]

eh, you removed it <.< so much for that A for effort.

Life is like a slice of key lime pie. The first time you taste it, its the most repulsive thing you've ever let between your lips. Then it has an odd way of growing on you. However soon you've eaten so much pie that you get sick to your stomach, grow nihilistic and misanthropic, and make insane metaphors about life being a pastry. I like key lime pie!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

10/10 Insane

Why must the sun set green on this, the day when the sea otters talk and walk like man, but only in Spainish? Why must the purple moon rise on this, the day of the rainbow colored fruit bats that can now grow jet packs out of their backs? Why must the day end when people now have wings and gills?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Yes it fucking is.

I have a fucking picture of them!

*blastershot*

0/10

You never were a good liar, Obi Wan.

You know, I had a dream last night. It was about Furburt trying to visit me, but he didn't know how to open the door so he climbed in through the window

 

[Cherry Cola]

10/10

The beauty of your post.. It makes me cry with joy...

Another thing that makes me cry is shampoo.

That shit fucking hurts, man

 

[Vrex360]

A very nice randomly placed review of a movie that may or may not exist.
8/10

*ahem*

I think I decided that Ashley was my preferred Mass Effect love interest and the one I stay with throughout the whole trilogy because she is basically a hot female version of Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy, so you know, hot, witty and badass.... sold!!

 

[Tuddle]

8/10 I find it pretty random.


How about this.
http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/

 

[Kud]

I think I decided that Ashley was my preferred Mass Effect love interest and the one I stay with throughout the whole trilogy because she is basically a hot female version of Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy, so you know, hot, witty and badass.... sold!!

Isn't Ash just the coolest name ever?

OT: 0/10 I do not follow links.

Bad memories.

(BME pain olypics)

Yeah I, I got to know your name
Well and I, could trace your private number baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
I want some

Well I...I set my sights on you
(and no one else will do)
And I, I've got to have my way now, baby
(and no one else will do)
And I, I've got to have my way now, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're havin' fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come

*You spin me right round, baby
right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round

I, I got be your friend now, baby
And I would like to move in
Just a little bit closer
(little bit closer)

All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come

All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your lovin' arms
Watch out, here I come

I want your love
I want your love

I want your love
I want your love

 

[Vrex360]

100000000000/10

Song insertion is always a plus.

*ahem*

Great things come in small packages but who would want a small package?

 

[Cherry Cola]

3/10

It's not about how big it is, it's where you put it!

 

[Hazy]

5/10
Predictable sexual pun, yet a pun nonetheless.

(Toto - Africa)

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way,
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, Hurry boy, It's waiting there for you...


It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never have

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become



(Instrumental break)

Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you...

It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never have!

 

[Cherry Cola]

2/10

What's up with suddenly copy-pasting the lyrics to songs?

Fine, I'll do it too!

(Fuck the Pain Away)

Sucking on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches, Huh? What?

Huh? Right. What? Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Huh? What? Right. Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

SIS IUD, stay in school ?cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school ?cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school ?cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school ?cause it's the best

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

Huh? What? Right. Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh
What else in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

 

[Tiny116]

Well, 1/10 for class but 10/10 for gulity sexual relief

A group of Lions always sin...Thats why they're called a Pride!

 

[sky14kemea]

hurhur... wait what? :0 7/10

Ooh! I know, a joke! (I dunno if this is a worldwide joke, so I'll just hope the person below understands).

*ahem*

The man who invented the Hokey-Cokey died today, but they had a bit of trouble putting him in his coffin. The put his left leg in...

 

[Tuddle]

10/10 LOL!


How About This Picture:

Beatles Fans Would Get It!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spainish

The fuck is this?!
0/10. Improve your spelling, mister.

"These aren't the droids you're looking for."

You've probably never heard of a typo.

OT: 6/10 I don't get it, but it makes me laugh.

Hark, What light through yonder window breaks.... Who's this kid and why's he on our set? "GOBBLES!"

 

[Tuddle]

"GOBBLES!"

9/10 That's a funny word.



HELLO MOTO!

 

[Vrex360]

5/10

'tis alright.

DIE HUMAN SCUM, YOU ARE A VILE INSULT TO THE PROCESS OF EVOLUTION AND NOW WATCH AS I SLOWLY DESTROY ALL YOUR MOST BELOVED ICONS TO REMIND YOU OF YOUR INFERIORITY!!