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[therealsomeguy]

4/10, pretty flower, but not random


I remember a time when giant mutated disosaurs roamed the earth on segways, they would go around saying RAWR IM A DINOSAUR DAMMIT and not letting Rudoplh play any reigndeer games (like monopoly), luckily one foggy christmas eve, Santa came to say: "Bugger off you stupid dinosaurs, im the goddamm father christmas" and then kicked the dinosaurs in there mutated testicles. The dinosaurs where then vanquished to the nether regions of Chuck Norris where they feasted on week old donuts and drank flat pepsi...and that is how Santa Claus became GOD


DUN DUN DUN


monkey scrotum

 

[ottenni]

5/10 makes perfect sense to me, especially the part about the monkey scrotum, very thought provoking.

And now for a televised debate on the effect of amazon humidity on Burkina Faso's booming monkey farming industry...

 

[Vrex360]

10/10

It is indeed random and crazy.

*ahem*

I am V-rex, yes I'm the real V-rex all the other V-rexes are just imitators so won't the real V-rex please stand up? Please stand up?

 

[Cherry Cola]

It would have been better if it wasn't for all the 359 V-rexes that stood up when you asked them too

7/10

And now for something completely different.

British humor.

CUT!

 

[Sassafrass]

Very random, but I know you cam do better, Hub!

So I give you 8/10.

Last time you gave me pie, I cut into it with my tiny pie-cutter, and millions of birds flew out, hitting me in the eyes and the temples!

I was confused!

'Twas a trick pie!

 

[Tiny116]

8/10

I'm not afraid of an army of 100 sheep lead by a Lion, but i am afraid of an army of 100 lions lead by a sheep!
[sub]poorly remembered QI quote[/sub]

 

[Tuddle]

10/10 I have no clue were that is from or understand it, which makes it Awesome!




Someone that likes pie, Oh No Wait a Minute I am in the Wrong Forum Game Thread!

 

[Sassafrass]

7/10

Too much pie stuff.
Now, a quote so mad it makes me look sane. Sorta.

Two hundred years inside that box! For crimes against humanity! That's right, ladies and gentlemen, I raped a dolphin. But technically it was a porpoise. But one blow-hole's the same as the next to me!

Ah, love The Mighty Boosh.

 

[Julianking93]

10/10

Never seen that show, but what you just said made me bust out laughing in the middle of the library. People are looking at me like I just raped somebody. All I did was laugh

Speakin' of rape, here's a tune from a recently convicted child molester about a little boy in the country. You cant take the county outta the boy but you put him in the back of your van and take him to an isolated spot. Here's Bobby Mctherapist with "Little country boy, why you gotta go tattlin'?"

I'm extremely bored and this what happens when a sick mind gets bored.

 

[Sassafrass]

9/10

Very random.
Very random. Now, for more Boosh madness. Yes, I can't think of my own.

Technically, you're not a Peeping Tom if it's one of your relatives.

 

[Tuddle]

10/10 that actually made me laugh for some reason.

---Y-----Y
---O--A-O
G-U-R-U ---tm
E-----E
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[Sassafrass]

...I would give it 10/10.
But seeing as it made my internet crash the first time round, I shall give it 9.99999/10.

Morning, Elliot. By the way, Julie's here, but I'm not gonna kiss and tell.
Oh, really, 'cause I just got your text. It said "Bone City."
[acting surprised] Oh, really. That came through?

 

[Tuddle]

5/10

I don't get it.

Gee You Are You spells GURU

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[Tuddle]

10/10 I am Canadian but yet I love that song.



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