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[The Wooster]

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You gotta' get on top of this.

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[hentropy]

Is this new font gonna be like... all the time now? I'm asking for a friend of mine, they didn't like it but don't worry I like it great job guys.

And the games media can still inform all the people out there without Nintendo consoles about Nintendo games they can't play, don't worry, they're still wanted!

 

[Kross]

Best comic yet, the writing in particular seems to be of a much higher standard then the majority of the previous strips. Well done sirs, it's always great to see such marked improvement!

 

[Something Amyss]

God damnit, Grey. For a glorious five-tenths of one second I thought there was going to be a Jet Force Gemini sequel.

y u do dis to me ;_;

In fairness, Erin's journalism is about as valid as any other games journalism, so there's still a chance.

 

[Zero=Interrupt]

That font is HORRIFYING. Please, in the name of all that's decent, don't use it ever again.

 

[IceForce]

God damnit, Grey.

This comic wasn't actually done by Grey. (I think that's the joke in Kross's post, above.)

Seems Grey isn't needed anymore.
So there ya go, Defy Media, if you're wondering who next to lay off! (Kidding, of course)

 

[Andy Chalk]

Critical Miss has been on a real downhill slide lately (like, since 2013) so it's nice to see a strip finally pick it up a little. Hope it doesn't go back to the usual garbage next week!

 

[Fappy]

Cory's become self aware.

 

[RJ 17]

Wow...two staffers in the comments both shitting all over the comic...

Grey, you should start going to into news article comment sections and make fun of the way the articles are written. Lets draw some battle lines here! :3

 

[Kenjitsuka]

WAVE RACE IS BACK!!!!!!!

But uh, that font... needs to go the opposite way and never return.

 

[an annoyed writer]

God damnit, Grey. For a glorious five-tenths of one second I thought there was going to be a Jet Force Gemini sequel.

y u do dis to me ;_;

I was gonna say the same thing! I WUVVED DAT GAEM ;~;

 

[Barbas]

There is something faintly foreboding and threatening about those narrow characters, huddled together like meticulous scrawls from the margins of a serial cannibal's manifesto. That's not mentioning Erin's ghoulish expression.

Spoiler: Disturbed.

To date, some of your finest work. Bravo.

 

[Deathfish15]

So then Cory is playing Black Desert Online? Wonder his take on the new MMO phenomenon?

 

[CaitSeith]

So, OutofTens.com just became Kotaku...

...does Erin still work in OutofTens.com?

 

[RJ 17]

Wow...two staffers in the comments both shitting all over the comic...

Grey, you should start going to into news article comment sections and make fun of the way the articles are written. Lets draw some battle lines here! :3

Better, he should humiliate them like he did to Gavin, of Miracle of Sound fame, in a Critical Miss update.

That would indeed be a better idea. Better and more fun!

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Nintendo can't make a Jet Force Gemini remake. Jet Force Gemini is a Rareware property, and all Rareware properties that weren't from previous Nintendo Properties (Donkey Kong and Star Fox) went with Rareware to Microsoft. It would be Microsoft and Rare making a Jet Force Gemini remake, but considering how poorly Microsoft has handled Rareware's properties, and the company in general, it will never happen.

Also, panel 2's "How am I supposed to Games Journalism?" sounds really weird and is bad grammatically. I'm certain it's not a typo and that's exactly what she meant to say, but it's really bad.

 

[sageoftruth]

Well well. Look at all those "May"s and "Maybe"s. That's far more honest than most games journalism.

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

Oh Jet Force Gemini, you have brought on the post-RARE sads now. They are but a husk, roaming these British moors somewhere, as Microsoft feeds off what brittle remains they can until there is nothing left but the spectral echoes of a dying cry. Staining the land forever more. Somebody euthanise them, please!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm just waiting for Cory to rebel.

 

[Souplex]

Nintendo can't make a Jet Force Gemini remake. Jet Force Gemini is a Rareware property, and all Rareware properties that weren't from previous Nintendo Properties (Donkey Kong and Star Fox) went with Rareware to Microsoft. It would be Microsoft and Rare making a Jet Force Gemini remake, but considering how poorly Microsoft has handled Rareware's properties, and the company in general, it will never happen.

Also, panel 2's "How am I supposed to Games Journalism?" sounds really weird and is bad grammatically. I'm certain it's not a typo and that's exactly what she meant to say, but it's really bad.

No, but Playtonic could do to JFG what they did to Banjo with Yooka Laylee. Same gameplay, same aesthetics, all nouns replaced with something else.