Reading on the toilet

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Scarim Coral

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No I don't read in the toliet since I can do my business in there within minutes (my body functions is normal I guess).

My brother on the other hand does and he just read my magazines in there (Total Films or Neo mag). He just say to it's relaxing in there but I think otherwise.
 

Dethenger

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I don't spend any longer than I need to on the can. That being said, on the unfortunate instances where I do need to spend an unusually long time on the can, I like reading books while I'm there.
 

RoyalWelsh

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I bring in a book or some music to listen to just in case my dirty business takes longer than usual.
 

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beniki said:
I just realised I've spent the last 15 minutes reading about how people take a shit. And found it fairly diverting. Classy.

On topic: Yeah I take my book with me, but stop reading if there's anything too exciting going on. The idea is to relax the bowels, not have them knotted in anticipation. And of course, I put the book aside when it's time for the wiping.

Unless it's a bad book. Then I have a marvellous new application for it.
to much information!!! XD
teqrevisited said:
I only take 2 minutes so there's never time to do anything else.
thats what she said!
 

Deadlyveggie

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I have consumed mankind's greatest pieces of literary genius while taking a shit.

Seriously, it's got to the point that I just leave books in there...
 

Craorach

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I spend the absolute minimum time needed on the toilet.. get it done and leave.

My wife, however, has a variety of books and magazines, and will spend ages in there.. drives me nuts.
 

Colour Scientist

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Don't be silly, girls don't poo...

OP: Nah, I tried it a couple of times but it just feels weird. I like to keep my bathroom visits short, do what's necessary and leave.
 

Quiet Stranger

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I remember when I was young, I'd always see my dad taking a paper in and never saw the appeal of it. Now I can't use the washroom without taking a book to read.
 

DasDestroyer

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Depends. If I have an interesting book or an unfinished game on my PSP, I stay there for a while.
 

FamoFunk

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Hahaha OP

I may text if I have my phone on me, but I seriously couldn't sit on the toilet more than I need to, I'm in a and no messing about kinda toilet person.
 

wetfart

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I always read in the bathroom. It's one of the few places where people will leave me alone so I can actually read!
 

Jamash

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I do, but I really try to only read for as long as is necessary to take a shit, any more is bad for your health.

Well, reading isn't bad for your health, but sitting on the toilet in 'the ready position' and straining for any longer that is necessary can lead to haemorrhoids.

In a nutshell you can become so engrossed in a book that you don't realise you're doing the shitting motions for longer than you need to and begin to push your lower intestine out. Obviously this doesn't happen in one sitting, but it's a possible consequence of such prolonged and repeated behaviour, so reading on the toilet can be a bad habit to get into.
 

ShindoL Shill

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i read the latest Cracked.com articles.

but usually i spend 15 minutes just reading with no interruptions, building up energy, then have my shit like a fucking cannon.

if i'm going for a piss, i dont read, for obvious reasons.
 

ToastiestZombie

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Thank god for the YouTube app on the iPhone! I normally finish about 10 minutes in then get distracted watching the latest yogscast or totalbiscuit video that I normally stay in there for about another 40 minutes. Worst case scenario ie: Ipod not charged and I really need to go, I normally just read the latest issue of PC Gamer or grab my 3ds if its near.

* Didn't think I would ever post that on here*
 

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wetfart said:
I always read in the bathroom. It's one of the few places where people will leave me alone so I can actually read!
Sure you don't do anything else that requires ten or more minutes alone. *wink wink*

Sorry, sorry about that :p