Real-life porn scenarios

[userwhoquitthesite]

Did you find out about Reddit today or something?

What?

Normal people don't say things like "le wild X appears" nor "hurr durr 4chan references lulz".

I'm sure I am not the only one sick of seeing "le" everywhere.

Um... Deal with it? Not sure what to tell you.
Besides, I said "for the lulz". A specific phrase describing an activity undertaken for no reason other than amusement or occupation of one's free time. Had I said "[sarcastic porn-like scenario], lulz" then you would have a valid case to make against my post, on the grounds of abusing the English language. Instead, I made use of a (perhaps overused, but that's not my problem) joke, making a comical comparison to another user group based on an intentionally poor chain of logic that draws a patently ridiculous conclusion and treats it as inevitable. This is known as a "Facetious statement". It is often intended for humorous effect. If you did not find it so, that is your issue, not mine.

In summation:

[HEADING=2]Mitch, Bhine, Woan[/HEADING]

 

[II2]

After all the 'but it didn't really', a the conditions for a few surprise real life carnal scenarios basically went as follows:

Drinking with friends, everyone gets completely bombed off their face, people start fooling around jokingly, the 'joke' becomes a bunch of people having sex... FFWD to the morning... Nobody can stand to look at each other and everyone feels sick. Things are a bit awkard for a week or two. In a month it's considered a fond memory and a good time had by all.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

One of my female teachers once looked me in the eyes during class and asked if I wanted to do her in the teacher's lounge.

She didn't really.

*but she sure wanted !*