[redundantSpectacle]
[some guy making 49,534,567,542,738,543,548,217th Mario Remix/Fan Video/Rap/Skit/Device][/some guy making 49,534,567,542,738,543,548,217th Mario Remix/Fan Video/Rap/Skit/Device]
[
int device,
----music,
----------musicGenre,
----gizmo,
----skit,
----------semiRelatedImage,
----other;
cout << [newsPost]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.273187-Real-Life-Super-Mario-Bros-Question-Block-Spits-Actual-Coins [/newsPost] << endl;
//Fan reactions to news posts like these that you'd NEVER seen a mile away
if (device == gizmo)
[cout << "Guy A: DOOOOOOOD!! I want one!!!!" << endl;
cout << "Guy B: *clever comment*, *CSI Miami reference*" << endl;
cout << "Guy C: *logistical breakdown of said gizmo*" << endl;
cout << "Guy D: *smarmy comment/insult/argument for the sake of argument*" << endl;
]
else if (device == music)
[
cout << "Guy A: That's pretty cool sounding" << endl;
cout << "Guy B: Hey, I don't like " << musicGenre << ", but this sounds awesome." << endl;
cout << "Guy C: NOOOO I HATE SEEING MARIO AND " << musicGenre << " TOGETHER!!!!" << endl;
]
else if (device == skit)
[
cout << "Guy A: Haha I liked that it was pretty funny." << endl;
cout << "Guy B: Heh, " semiRelatedImage " amiriteoramirite?" << endl;
cout << "Guy C: That one girl was hot." << endl;
]
else if (device == other)
[
cout << "Guy A: Hey, that's pretty cool." << endl;
cout << "Guy B: Yeah, I guess." << endl;
]
return 0;
]
[/redundantSpectacle]
There, I made a source code to it. In fact, this could apply to most any other fandom, really.