Real men...

[MiracleOfSound]

Real men make sure she comes first.

 

[JRCB]

After reading The Kite Runner, our teacher said real men (like Baba) fight bears and build houses.

I hated that book. So much.

Anyway, real men fart thunder and shit lightening.

Actually, real men are Mounties. GO CANADA WOO.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Real Men talk about their feelings.[sic]

Amen, brother.

 

[LightningBanks]

Kick ass and chew gum, and be all out of gum.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Real men watch Lucky Star and K-On!, the anime about the manly men doing manly things.

[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/]
The mantra you said at the end of your post is the name of a webcomic.

 

[InnerRebellion]

Real men eat dirt and shit diamonds.

 

[viranimus]

Real men do not look physically indistinguishable from a flat chested girl.
Real men dont try to act politically correct to make themselves feel more evolved.
Real men are quickly becoming an endangered species.

 

[Blank Kold]

Real men are ridiculous stereotypes.

"You wrestle bear? I wrestle bear DRUNK."

 

[Snor]

real men post about real men on a real men's forum

 

[Ambi]

Real men wear flowers because they don't need to compensate for anything with a pretentious macho image.

 

[Athol]

Real men can get laid, no matter how they look

Lets face it Lemmy may be cool, but he is an ugly S.O.B.



He still has my vote for God though.

 

[Death God]

Real men can grow beards just by willing it to come.
Real men can chop wood using a feather.
Real men play "chicken" with trains.

 

[Paksenarrion]

What do soft men want? They want a soft, petite, gentle woman.

Real men f#ck other blokes in the @ss.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Also, real men read this Cracked article so that they know what to name their children.

http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-manliest-names-in-world.html

 

[SilentBobsThoughts]

Real men make sure she comes first.

Hahaha I wonder if other connotations were intended?

O.T. Break another 'mans' neck for striking a woman. Both ways.

 

[KEM10]

have 3 inch wing wangs

Can't get much wider.

OT: Real men just walk into Mordor.

 

[Nagisa94]

Real Men hunt deer with swords.

 

[qwertyzxy27]

real men:
1. are men
2. have the speed of a coursing river
3. Have the force of a great typhoon
4. have the strength of a raging fire
5. are mysterious as the dark side of the Moooon.

 

[WanderingFool]

Serious: Real men look at something like a nuclear fire or burning building, and say, "Lets go save some lives!"

Not Serious: Real men look at something like a nuclear fire or burning building, and shout, "KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF!" and the fire goes out.

 

[JezebelinHell]

Wear kilts?
Oh come on, kilts are sexy on men with the legs for them.