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Boxer.H1x

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weker said:
Deadly Premonition, hang on its great... and awful... but its soo good.... god dam iv just created a large conundrum.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsGood?from=Main.ptitlethsq3mffp09i

Could this be what you meant?
 

Julianking93

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halofreak123 said:
I shit you not, I saw some gameplay and thought "Can this badly designed idea POSSIBLY get ANY WORSE?!"

It could not.
It does. It gets much much worse.
The games are just rip offs of things like Space Harrier, Gradius and other random arcade platformers. It's like someone thought while playing Gradius, "Man, this is good, but I sure do wish it sucked" and made a shit game off it.
Or they just wanted money. :p
 

ThePurpleStuff

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I haven't played this recently since I want to get as far away as possible, but its called "Yummy Yummy Cooking Jam" from the wiiware virtual console. Why is it bad? Only four levels with 4 stages in them, the last stage is impossible to finish, you will never get past it, EVER. For 10 dollars, doesn't sound like very much, but I still feel ripped off to this day.
 

sketch_zeppelin

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Deadly Preminition. It's one of those bad games thats bizzar enough to keep you playing just to find out how weird it gets. Its technically a survial horror/mystery game. Its dirt cheap now so you won't have to worry about breaking the bank for it.
 

TacticalAssassin1

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Frontlines: Fuel of war.
So bad, I never even finished it.
The only other game I've done that is with Sniper: Ghost Warrior or whatever it's called.
Both are (IMO) horrible games.
But Frontlines: Fuel of war is just 4 bucks on Steam today which is pretty darn cheap, so I recommend you pick it up while the sale is still on.
 

Kahunaburger

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GodEmperor47 said:
Kahunaburger said:
Leole said:
Dragon Age 2.
And I'm not kidding. All you need to know about that game is in this thread [http://social.bioware.com/forum/Dragon-Age-II/Dragon-Age-II-General-Discussion/Dragon-Age-2-Romances-confirmed-6046067-1.html]. Those are written by the actual writers of the game. Peruse at your own risk.
So what you're saying is you don't understand that these stories aren't actually part of the game, and you don't know what "average" means so you resort to bad. Neat.
Those stories are by the writers of the game, and they read like bad fanfic.

Here's a paragraph from one of the stories:

The first pair of open shutters he saw and Fenris dived through. He landed in a kitchen filled with the smell of baking bread, and a human woman screamed as he rolled to his feet. No doubt the sight of an elf in skintight armor, carrying a blade almost as large as himself, wasn?t a welcome sight. He got to his feet and noticed the surprisingly comely woman, dressed in a nightgown that revealed more of her cleavage than she no doubt expected, pressing against the wall.
I would not let the person who wrote that anywhere near the script for the highly anticipated sequel to a better-than-average RPG. If you did, you might end up with stuff like this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKbbGX4Wz0Y].
 

TheLoneBeet

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Arc the Lad: End of Darkness.. I bought it and just.. hated it. Worst game I can ever remember playing. I didn't quit right away either I played like a good eight hours and after realizing I just didn't give a shit anymore I stopped playing and never picked it back up.
 

TheTim

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henritje said:

unplayable when you are left handed.
and I think I,m the first recommending this.
If its unplayable when you are left handed, why is the box art a left handed guy? =0
 

Sleekgiant

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ABLb0y said:
Hi, I've recently started a game reviewing site, and as all my reviews so far have been positive (Even the one i did of Kane and lynch 2) I would like to get all my venom out. So... What's the worst game you've played recently?
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-shit-your-pants

Do a review on this, guaranteed lulz
 

NuclearPenguin

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ABLb0y said:
Jakub324 said:
Legendary or Alpha Protocol. Some of the worst games I've ever played.
I'm gunna go with Alpha Protocol... It's just so... bad.
Im so confused..
You just said Kane & Lynch 2 & Dragon Age 2 are good but.. Alpha Protocol is... Bad?!
I know you're entitled to your opinion but even if I don't enjoy a game I can see why others would like it.
I cannot do that with Kane & Lynch, Dragon Age 2 I can see hack & slash fans trying to seem smart liking it..
Bah.

Actually, you could try Dungeons & Dragons Daggerdale.
D's everywhere.
Its basically Barrel Destruction Simulator 2.0
A Hack & Slash game without the hacking & slashing.
A roleplaying game without the roleplaying.

Im gonna stop now.
 

StormShaun

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If you really want to die...

Try Two Worlds....

Ugh, I must now wash my mouth with soap.
 

Zyntoxic

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"Valhalla" by Paradox... I practically got it for free and I still feel cheated because the game sucked so bad
 

ecoho

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Chelsea O said:
ABLb0y said:
Kahunaburger said:
Leole said:
Dragon Age 2.
And I'm not kidding. All you need to know about that game is in this thread [http://social.bioware.com/forum/Dragon-Age-II/Dragon-Age-II-General-Discussion/Dragon-Age-2-Romances-confirmed-6046067-1.html]. Those are written by the actual writers of the game. Peruse at your own risk.
I liked Dragon age 2. I'm sorry, but just remember i'm the same guy who liked Dog Days.
DA2 is only bad by comparison to origins,and even then it isn't bad,just rushed.

OT:too human
well to be fair too human is a great dont think about it beat em up so, its not a realy bad game just horriblely marketed and has some large design flaws (i would give it a 3 out of 5 just for some of the shit you can do in that game)
OT:
C&C4 cant believe i didnt think of this one right off.......
 
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Homefront.

It's fugly, the attempts at emotion by the characters are cringe worthy, the gameplay is shit, the story is preposterous and is generally a game that made me want to hurl. Knock yourself out mate.