Recommend BAD horror movies

[Nabirius]

Idle hands, best bad horror movie ever

 

[Throwitawaynow]

Is this a "pretending to miss the point" post or a "deliberately missing the point" post

Can't have one without the other. = D

Besides, how can the OP have The Grudge in their list of BAD horror movies. I mean maybe the original, but the 2004 remake one was extremely scary. Probably more because after The Ring(Also remake) anything with a dead chick is crap your pants scary by default.

 

[Vern]

I have to recommend Santa's Slay. It stars wrestler Goldberg as Santa Claus, who turns out to be a demon who lost a bet with an angel, and he starts killing people. It's just a good old fashioned crap horror movie that'll make you laugh because it's ridiculous.

 

[ThePriceIsWrong]

This and Dead Snow.

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

Splice. Nuff said.

 

[Mr. Eff_v1legacy]

Troll 2, Drag Me to Hell and The Ruins come to mind.

 

[TheSchizoid]

Dead Alive (2007) is hilarious. It involves a man getting shot in chest with a mini meteor, and then he turns into a zombie. Bam.

2007? I'm assuming that's when you watched it because this Peter Jackson "gem" (Yes, Lord Of The Rings' Peter Jackson) was made back in 1992. Other than that, I would also recommend "Dead Alive" (also known as "Braindead"). Especially if you like zombie on zombie sex. Also, I would recommend Peter's first movie, "Bad Taste". They're both awful, awful movies that are loads of fun to watch.

I also recommend "Killer Klowns From Outer Space". Unless clowns scare you. If they don't, they might after this.

 

[Aurora Firestorm]

I hear the Leprechaun movies are terrible, but I've never seen them, so I can't say in what way they're terrible.

 

[park92]

teeth that movie will scar you for life if your a guy of course

 

[FFHAuthor]

'Lifeforce' I believe the film is called.

It's about Zombie Alien Vampires.

No, I'm not making it up. It's a real film. Patrick Stewart is in it, he made out with a guy. No...I'm not drunk, It's a real movie.

 

[Zenomorph]

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urgh -_- 2 of my freinds LOVE the Resident Evil movies and anytime they get the chance they force me to watch them...plus they think night of the living dead is a stupid movie *hits head against wall*

umm a bad horror movie? well my recommendation is to grab some pizzas some friends and watch Case 39 or Jennifer's body those 2 movies are HORRIBLY bad and me and my 2 friends (the ones with actual taste in movies)watched those and it was pure comedic gold wrapped in terrible plot lines.

 

[narmeian]

The gate? Or any "horror" movie from the '80's is worth a good laugh

 

[Marter]

urgh -_- 2 of my freinds LOVE the Resident Evil movies and anytime they get the chance they force me to watch them...plus they think night of the living dead is a stupid movie *hits head against wall*

I actually enjoy the Resident Evil films too, but they aren't scary. And that's what the OP wanted: Horror films that aren't scary.

 

[ImSkeletor]

Troll 4

I don't think they made a fourth one.

Troll 4 was a movie internet reviewers Phalus and the Cinema snob made up as a joke. In a cross over review they spend like twenty minutes describing the fictional film.

 

[Harry Mason]

I used to think that "Troll 2" was the worst horror film of all time.

Then I saw "Blood Gnome."

WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME. FOREVER.

Oh, and Captcha sez: "meati Father's"
Creepy.

 

[Kadoodle]

The Exorcist, Original Night of the Living Dead/Dawn of the Dead, The Birds and Psycho.

You kidding me? Those are some of the BEST horror movies!

 

[Vern]

I have to recommend Santa's Slay. It stars wrestler Goldberg as Santa Claus, who turns out to be a demon who lost a bet with an angel, and he starts killing people.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Does he get to spear and jackhammer a retail store manager? That would make it perfect.

No, but if it makes it any better he does kill Fran Drescher.