Now, let me preface this with a bit of perspective: I hardly ever dream. I've had maybe five dreams in my entire life that I recall. An odd occurrence it is.
But, for the last month or so, I've been having this dream.
It always starts out the same way:
1)My pubes fall out and are replaced with a patch of tiger fur. A token of my victory?
2)I go on to reap the rewards of being top dog.
3)This usually involves laying improbable numbers of females, tactfully but totally pwning other dudes, and generally being a badass. You know, everything you I could possibly want.
Then it falls back into sweet routine, and it ends with this scene:
But, for the last month or so, I've been having this dream.
It always starts out the same way:
I practice Tiger/Crane style Kung Fu, just FYI, but in my dream I'm only using Tiger.I'm in a forest. It's dusk, and it's hot, it's humid, and bugs are everywhere. I'm terrified. I know I'm going to die. I consider running, but I know it's no use. I turn around, and there is a Bengal Tiger facing me. Eyeing me. Not as prey, but as a rival. We fight.
This is where it changes from night to night, but a few things are always the same:It's a long, bloody, fearsome battle. I take sustain heavy wounds, but in the end, victory falls upon me.
1)My pubes fall out and are replaced with a patch of tiger fur. A token of my victory?
2)I go on to reap the rewards of being top dog.
3)This usually involves laying improbable numbers of females, tactfully but totally pwning other dudes, and generally being a badass. You know, everything you I could possibly want.
Then it falls back into sweet routine, and it ends with this scene:
I'm standing on a cliff, above the ocean. Waves decry their passionate love for the rocks below. The wind is blowing through my hair, and I'm naked.
I realize that nothing matters, that my life will never be perfect, and I can never attain happiness. And yet amidst all this, I regret nothing, and know that even though I soared to immense heights, I was still just a man. I dive off the cliff.