red vs blue (roosters teeth)
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anyone here watch the Machinima series red vs blue?
If you do then whats your favorite line?
I'm personally fond of Agent Washington's:
When caboose throws the sticky grenade that lands on the wall in front of him Washington says "That was the worst throw ever.... Of all time." and then at the end of last season when doc throws the hook Washington says "that was the second worst throw ever.... of all time"
Also anyone else think the new CGI sequences are really fake looking? I really wonder how they're going to update the graphics for Reach.
I'm glad in the recent three seasons they almost completely scrapped the old plot except for vague references. The new plot is better. funnier and more serious. Anyone disagree?
If you do then whats your favorite line?
I'm personally fond of Agent Washington's:
When caboose throws the sticky grenade that lands on the wall in front of him Washington says "That was the worst throw ever.... Of all time." and then at the end of last season when doc throws the hook Washington says "that was the second worst throw ever.... of all time"
Also anyone else think the new CGI sequences are really fake looking? I really wonder how they're going to update the graphics for Reach.
I'm glad in the recent three seasons they almost completely scrapped the old plot except for vague references. The new plot is better. funnier and more serious. Anyone disagree?
"Time...Line?? Time is not made out of lines, it's made out of circles, that is why clocks go round."
-Michael J. Caboose
I stopped watching RvB after thefirst season dealy Blood Gulch Chronicles (didn't see Reconstruction) I should probably chect that out...
-Michael J. Caboose
I stopped watching RvB after the
"could you put that min a memo and intitle it SHIT I ALREADY KNOW?!"
sarge
Actually I have been rewatching all the episodes on their site right now god it is still funny!
sarge
Actually I have been rewatching all the episodes on their site right now god it is still funny!
sarge "and i said shotgun ... shotgun damnit"
grif "oh thats my que"
washington "is that a... CAR!"
twack
grif "how does my bumper taste asshole?!"
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grif "oh thats my que"
washington "is that a... CAR!"
twack
grif "how does my bumper taste asshole?!"
yayy also sponsor of rt bitches
I like me~Caboose
I AM MICHAEL J. CABOOSE AND I HATE BABIES!~Duh
That was the worst throw ever... of all time~Washington
Yes Caboose, I am a gay robot~Church
What if Tucker is contagious, I don't want to catch Pregnancy~Caboose
I have all those quotes memorized, is that sad?
I AM MICHAEL J. CABOOSE AND I HATE BABIES!~Duh
That was the worst throw ever... of all time~Washington
Yes Caboose, I am a gay robot~Church
What if Tucker is contagious, I don't want to catch Pregnancy~Caboose
I have all those quotes memorized, is that sad?
'Well, when you stick it into people, it unlocks their death."- Michael J. Caboose
Caboose is the best character ever.
Caboose is the best character ever.
Not to flog a dead horse, but the newest series really are great. I know the end of the Blood Gulch Chronicles may have heralded the end of what we love about Red vs Blue, but the new series are a fantastic continuation and absolutely spectacular.Jark212 said:
I have a poster of Caboose quotes behind me. Here are my favorites:
1. "They can't see me. I can't see them!"
2. "I will take the easy version please."
3. "Look at what I took credit for finding."
4. "I am allergic to things that I don't want to do."
My favorite Grif lines have to be:
1. "Protect me, cone!"
2. "Kicking's hard."
3.
Simmons: "You're in a suit of bio-mechanical body armor designed to deflect bullets and absorb explosions. What could a five ounce flying rodent possibly do?"
Grif: "So, basically you're saying there's bats?"
Simmons: "Sure, why not?"
Grif: "I'm getting the fuck out of here!"
4. "Ooh, can I go again? I just thought of a swear word that rhymes with Kentucky!"
1. "They can't see me. I can't see them!"
2. "I will take the easy version please."
3. "Look at what I took credit for finding."
4. "I am allergic to things that I don't want to do."
My favorite Grif lines have to be:
1. "Protect me, cone!"
2. "Kicking's hard."
3.
Simmons: "You're in a suit of bio-mechanical body armor designed to deflect bullets and absorb explosions. What could a five ounce flying rodent possibly do?"
Grif: "So, basically you're saying there's bats?"
Simmons: "Sure, why not?"
Grif: "I'm getting the fuck out of here!"
4. "Ooh, can I go again? I just thought of a swear word that rhymes with Kentucky!"
I have all the seasons on DVD and have a Caboose shirt and hoodie, as well as a "You will worship me as though I were a god" shirt.
<3 RvB
"I could blow up the whole god damn world with this thing.." - Church
<3 RvB
"I could blow up the whole god damn world with this thing.." - Church
Either
Doc: "It's amazing what Caboose will do if you just promise him a cookie and a glass of orange juice."
or
Caboose: "Church, if I die, I want you to have my orange juice."
or
Church: " Doc, Don't worry I'm not gonna give it a cold, I'm just gonna go in there, step on its neck and shoot it in the head. Because that's how I roll."
or
Caboose: "My body... is trying to die."
Hell that whole episode is my favorite.
Doc: "It's amazing what Caboose will do if you just promise him a cookie and a glass of orange juice."
or
Caboose: "Church, if I die, I want you to have my orange juice."
or
Church: " Doc, Don't worry I'm not gonna give it a cold, I'm just gonna go in there, step on its neck and shoot it in the head. Because that's how I roll."
or
Caboose: "My body... is trying to die."
Hell that whole episode is my favorite.