Rehab

[Dorian]

You're the best! Oh oh can I have that pink one? NO WAIT I'd like the green one with the black stuff on it- or... perhaps the orange one with those chocolate things over it! But what do you think about the one with all the coloured sprinkles?

Oh wait, coffee's ready, want some?

Naw, I had a cup earlier. Try the blue one! It's extra-delicious!

 

[S.H.A.R.P.]

You're the best! Oh oh can I have that pink one? NO WAIT I'd like the green one with the black stuff on it- or... perhaps the orange one with those chocolate things over it! But what do you think about the one with all the coloured sprinkles?

Oh wait, coffee's ready, want some?

Naw, I had a cup earlier. Try the blue one! It's extra-delicious!

Thank you for the offer my friend, but after reading some of the topics around, I think there are people out there who need it more than me. My word, the stress people have gone through in my absence, it's terrifying! Free hugs for anyone!

Edit, oh dear, you'll have to wait till I arrive at work. It's Monday again.. Damn now I'm in need of a hug!!!

 

[Dorian]

Thank you for the offer my friend, but after reading some of the topics around, I think there are people out there who need it more than me. My word, the stress people have gone through in my absence, it's terrifying! Free hugs for anyone!

*Receives a hug*

Thanks. I've much traveled the land of porn, but I've nary seen anything as bad as that.

*Shudders*

 

[Weaver]

I've been away for awhile, what happened?

 

[Ashbax]

I've been away for awhile, what happened?

Terrible things...Rectum...Goatse.cx!

*Nervous Breakdown*

 

[Weaver]

I've been away for awhile, what happened?

Terrible things...Rectum...Goatse.cx!

*Nervous Breakdown*

Oh, I've seen that many many times! Barely affects me anymore.
Thanks for the answer though, I hate not knowing things

 

[Bat Vader]

The kitten is cute.

Who was thunder? I am a bit confused and would like to know more of what happened if it is alright.

 

[thiosk]

was it the goatsee guy again? /shudder

 

[Panzer_God]

I feel scared and I don't even know what you are talking about. Fill me in please.

 

[thiosk]

imagine the emptyness in a black hole.

now imagine its a white dude.

again, shudder.

 

[megapenguinx]

I would say we should try beating him at his own game, but I don't think anyone wants to do that. I probably could, though. I would suck it up and do my duty in defence of the Escapist.

I feel bad for Wilson though. If I had moderator powers, I would help him.

Yep, if only I was a mod, the Escapist would be a better place...

I am in the same boat with you (ha it's funny because your avatar is a boat)

 

[Talendra]

*walks into the room* ooh coffee! and donuts! *plays with the cute kitty a while before turning and noticing the somber crowd* Umm... what did I miss?
edit: *reads a little further than she did before and finds out* Oh I see, *goes to fetch more blankets for those affected.*

 

[Ashbax]

was it the goatsee guy again? /shudder

yea......isnt it awesome?



but it could be worse, it COULD of been 1guy1jar......... or Mr. Hands.......... or 3guys1hammer............ or even worse.......... meatspin.........

Dont. Ever. Mention. Meatspin.

I go dizzy just thinking about it, but barf too soon. Its just...Ugh,

 

[A random person]

I'll join in this rehab session to help people recovering from the shock. Just remember, we're good people here. This is just some freak incident. We're here for you. Just put on some calm music and have a favorite food and drink and relax.

For people trying to find the troll: Ok, after this incident, we learned not even The Escapist is safe. Unfortunately, banning it will only make the troll come back. IP's are variable, so an IP ban wouldn't be effective, as TV Tropes points out with AOL in the So Bad It's Horrible software entry. We might need to mobilize to hunt trolls here. Perhaps we'll meet on another thread to discuss mobilization tactics. PM me and others if so, or maybe I'll start the thread. It remains to be seen what course of action we take.

And do you have Krispy Kreme doughnuts, cause I'm not a fan of Dunkin' Doughnuts.

 

[A random person]

*walks into the room* ooh coffee! and donuts! *plays with the cute kitty a while before turning and noticing the somber crowd* Umm... what did I miss?
edit: *reads a little further than she did before and finds out* Oh I see, *goes to fetch more blankets for those affected.*

I'll help you.

 

[Danman1]

Hello. My Name Is Danny. And I am addicted to the interwebs. I can't help it. Its nearly 3 AM. I have school tomorr... well today now i guess. I've been playing flash games for 2 days. The porno has given my computer more viruses than a hooker at a mexican pig farm. Im fluent in L33T spk. My GF. My facebook is my life. I can resite the intire "Charlie The Unicorn" skit from youtube. I don't even flinch at 2 girls. 1 cup or Mr. Hands. And worst of all, I typed this all in under 2 minutes.
So...How is you day?

 

[A random person]

Man am I glad with you guys around! Always in the front lines, taking the first blows before us... weaker willed individuals can be harmed significantly. Thank you my friends, you did us a splendiferous job!

Now.. are there still some doughnuts?

Take as many doughnuts as you want. We are in no shortage.

And don't worry about us, we're glad to help. We have seen things on the internet. Some of us have trained at Encyclopedia Dramatica. Some of us are hardened after the trauma of rule 34 attacks on those dear to us. We can handle these challenges, we are proud to do our duty.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

This guy keeps coming back.

He has no life.

He is unstoppable.

The only way to stop him would be for the Escapist to...ban every single IP address in the world.

It's the only way to be sure.

By the way, I think I missed the last wave. I heard there were pictures. I'm guessing I'm lucky I didn't see them?

Just Goatse. Amateur shit from an amateur troll.

 

[A random person]

I'll keep watch the rest of the night. I've become quite proficient in writing up reports. But that was a strange onslaught.

You were there when the memorable escapists thread was attacked, correct? I called a meeting to mobilize and fight this and other trolls in an earlier post here. Read it, and PM me about arranging a thread to discuss possible courses of action.

 

[S.H.A.R.P.]

Man am I glad with you guys around! Always in the front lines, taking the first blows before us... weaker willed individuals can be harmed significantly. Thank you my friends, you did us a splendiferous job!

Now.. are there still some doughnuts?

Take as many doughnuts as you want. We are in no shortage.

And don't worry about us, we're glad to help. We have seen things on the internet. Some of us have trained at Encyclopedia Dramatica. Some of us are hardened after the trauma of rule 34 attacks on those dear to us. We can handle these challenges, we are proud to do our duty.

*Cue in dramatic, memorial music*

I salute you sir. You and every other brave fighter here. Thee on the forefront of this battle will be remembered with warmth in our hearts. Thou righteousness shall not be forgotten!

*pulls out his side sword, giving the sign for the twelve gun salute*

Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom!

Now, my friends, let us have a moment of silence for these brave warriors on the forefront.

Edit: Thank you for your respects. Now, apparently we have plenty of doughnuts so help yourself!

(momnomnomnom)