Rehab

[Nargleblarg]

This is a self help zone for everyone affected by the earlier if you need to open up.

Don't worry we have coffee

and donuts

and kittens doing pull ups

..we are here for you at the escapist

 

[Hazy]

I'm fine. Like I said earlier, I was eating, and I didn't even flinch
But it's nice that the community is so caring.
But damn.. those donuts look good O_O

 

[Meado]

Well, we're about to have a relapse. It's back.

 

[Dorian]

Thank you so much! Maybe I'll be able to sleep tonight!

*Wraps himself in a blanket, drinks some coffee, and eats a doughnut*

My names Portal. I saw some horrible stuff.

 

[Berethond]

Coffee is disgusting.

 

[Berethond]

We're fine the knowledge that The Escapist has banned him and his IP is good enough for me.

Whatever you do....
...don't look at the post above yours.

...

...
I told you not to look.

 

[ElephantGuts]

This guy keeps coming back.

He has no life.

He is unstoppable.

The only way to stop him would be for the Escapist to...ban every single IP address in the world.

It's the only way to be sure.

By the way, I think I missed the last wave. I heard there were pictures. I'm guessing I'm lucky I didn't see them?

 

[Vromnir]

Did they kill the "is it safe" thread?

 

[RyQ_TMC]

Coffee is disgusting.

It is, that's why I brought some tea.

But you're not getting any.

 

[megapenguinx]

Hmm, I'm guessing variable IP on this guy. I'm doing my best tracking down as many trolls as I can, but I fear that not even a perma-ban will be sufficient. We may need to call in for back up.

 

[dnnydllr]

Thank you so much.....I really needed this. Oh, and report that leekywubs bastard while you're all at it.

Edit: He was banned as I posted this...that's what i call service!

Ps: The coffee and donuts were delicious
PSS: The kitties were even more delicious.....i mean cuter O__O

 

[Vromnir]

yes

Where the hell are you getting these pictures?
And while we're on the subject, why do such sites exist?

 

[Calobi]

Thank you so much! Maybe I'll be able to sleep tonight!

*Wraps himself in a blanket, drinks some coffee, and eats a doughnut*

My names Portal. I saw some horrible stuff.

*deadpan* Hi Portal.

I wasn't traumatized as I can shut off my brain, but can I still enjoy the donuts?

Coffee is disgusting.

It is, that's why I brought some tea.

But you're not getting any.

Can I have some?

Edit: If we have pictures of kittens, or need them, where is Ula? That was her name, right? The kitten person I just met in the Memorable Escapists thread.

 

[ElephantGuts]

He has no life.

How do you kill that which has no life?

You can't. You can only lock it away in some dark corner of the world where its evil will never again be seen by humanity.

 

[dnnydllr]

You know what's magical? Blocking pictures from a certain site. I didn't even see the pictures that he posted this time around, and I could still report him because he was obviously a troll.

 

[Dorian]

*Calms down to heavy breathing*

I don't...... don't think I can....... trust new users....... anymore.....

 

[Calobi]

*Calms down to heavy breathing*

I don't...... don't think I can....... trust new users....... anymore.....

Please, not everyone is like them. Turning everyone away immediately just ensures that eventually they're the only type left on the Internet. We need new members, and we need to encourage others to give up on the things that lead to people like this. Please, trust.

 

[Hazy]

He has no life.

How do you kill that which has no life?

With Fire.

Lots of Fire.

 

[megapenguinx]

I'll keep watch the rest of the night. I've become quite proficient in writing up reports. But that was a strange onslaught.

 

[Dorian]

Please, not everyone is like them. Turning everyone away immediately just ensures that eventually they're the only type left on the Internet. We need new members, and we need to encourage others to give up on the things that lead to people like this. Please, trust.

I.... I don't know anymore. Maybe. But they'll have to prove they're not a troll first!

*Gets out his Report Stick[sup]TM[/sup]