Relationships! Please do tell....

[9NineBreaker9]

Me and relationships don't exactly have the best track record. I've had one relationship that quickly dissolved into sex, so I ended that. I'm a romantic and need a great deal of support to get through the day without getting depressed quickly, so that would've been terrible should that have continued.

[sub]And now for something completely different and not emo.[/sub]

I find it hilarious that my current group of friends at the new school I attend came to be because a girl hit on me and asked me out on a date. I'm gay, so that was a rather awkward movie. But now that group of friends has come to include two other groups that I came to be introduced to in the exact same way.

Apparently I'm a chick magnet. And it's annoying. xD

 

[Davey Woo]

I haven't had one! Yay me!

Me neither, because of my post 3 above this one.
Woohoo?

At least we are positive in our relationship suckyness!

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Here's my horror story.

Long distance relationship, guy comes over 200 miles to see me. He proceeds to spend more time on MMO's and with my guitars than he does with me. Guy is thoroughly inappropriate when he thinks I'm sleeping. I tell guy to get out of my house.

The End.

 

[Irridium]

Oh my relationships... I've had 3, and only 1 of them was with someone I actually cared about.

First one was when I got to high school. We eventually just broke up since neither of us were really interested in each other.

Second one was the good one. We had similar interests, we got along, and we were happy together. The relationship ended because she moved, and we decided not to bother with a long distance relationship since it wouldn't work out.

Third one... oh my the third. I have many stories from this one, and very few are good... Most bad moments of my life came from this one.

Well pull up a chair!

A month into the relationship I found out she was cheating on me. Now I always suspected, and she was basically using me for things (money, food). Well after a series of planned situations and moments, I got her to leave me, break up with the person she was cheating with, and beg me to take her back. Before this we broke up and I did take her back, mainly out of pity. But this time, I didn't. It ended at the end of school, in a big crowd and her begging me to take her back. She kept going on about how I was the only one who could help her and blah, blah, blah (she pulled this same shit before). I just looked at her squarely and said "Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." and walked away.

Never before have I felt so powerful and awesome.

 

[SimpleChimp]

Me and relationships don't exactly have the best track record. I've had one relationship that quickly dissolved into sex, so I ended that. I'm a romantic and need a great deal of support to get through the day without getting depressed quickly, so that would've been terrible should that have continued.

[sub]And now for something completely different and not emo.[/sub]

I find it hilarious that my current group of friends at the new school I attend came to be because a girl hit on me and asked me out on a date. I'm gay, so that was a rather awkward movie. But now that group of friends has come to include two other groups that I came to be introduced to in the exact same way.

Apparently I'm a chick magnet. And it's annoying. xD

Hmm Interesting fact. I have a buddy who is the exact opposite. He could get any man he wanted, but he is straight as the day is long. And i'm talking an Alaskan day. One of those "the son never sets days".

But man. Why is it that the Homosexual/gay what ever the proper term is get the ladies and we straight guys are SOL.

 

[9NineBreaker9]

Me and relationships don't exactly have the best track record. I've had one relationship that quickly dissolved into sex, so I ended that. I'm a romantic and need a great deal of support to get through the day without getting depressed quickly, so that would've been terrible should that have continued.

[sub]And now for something completely different and not emo.[/sub]

I find it hilarious that my current group of friends at the new school I attend came to be because a girl hit on me and asked me out on a date. I'm gay, so that was a rather awkward movie. But now that group of friends has come to include two other groups that I came to be introduced to in the exact same way.

Apparently I'm a chick magnet. And it's annoying. xD

Hmm Interesting fact. I have a buddy who is the exact opposite. He could get any man he wanted, but he is straight as the day is long. And i'm talking an Alaskan day. One of those "the son never sets days".

But man. Why is it that the Homosexual/gay what ever the proper term is get the ladies and we straights are SOL.

I haven't the foggiest, but apparently I was hitting on the latter two. I know I wasn't, and, if anything, I was simply being nice to them and just talking to them. It's put me in a bind where I don't want to talk to anyone now - girls for fear that it might turn into another "flirtatious" situation, guys for fear that my friendliness could be misconstrued as hitting on them, and gay guys I'd actually want to talk to because... well, I'm shy and afraid of talking to them. xD

I guess it's because of the gay man's master plot to kidnap all of your women! To kidnap them and proceed to do absolutely nothing with them! BWAHAHAHA!

 

[PAGEToap44]

a pitching wedge, a bucket of ice cubes, and a buffalo. The buffalo can be live or stuffed. Stuffed for safety reasons.

Now this one, it just makes the most sense...

As for my relationships... well they don't exist, yet. But give me a chance, I'm only young.

 

[SimpleChimp]

snip
I haven't the foggiest, but apparently I was hitting on the latter two. I know I wasn't, and, if anything, I was simply being nice to them and just talking to them. It's put me in a bind where I don't want to talk to anyone now - girls for fear that it might turn into another "flirtatious" situation, guys for fear that my friendliness could be misconstrued as hitting on them, and gay guys I'd actually want to talk to because... well, I'm shy and afraid of talking to them. xD

I guess it's because of the gay man's master plot to kidnap all of your women! To kidnap them and proceed to do absolutely nothing with them! BWAHAHAHA!

BASTARD! I knew it! All your scented candles and basic hygene skills! your trying to kill the human race by taking all the cute and smart chicks and leaving us with the dumb ones!

Two can play at this game. . . wait. . . we already lost.

 

[Dapsen]

*snippity snip-snip*

I know this will probably offer none- to minimal help with your problem.
And I don't even know if you want to get over this girl, or if you want to keep pursuing her.
(or seeing as you hate her now, try to destroy her life.)

But in case you are trying to forget her, i suggest you try to find someone or something who knows what you are going through, and understands what you are feeling.

I can't offer you this kind of support, but i know a song that sounds like what you're feeling.

Spoiler

 

[RanD00M]

There was this girl that I...No wait,that was a dream.
Well this one time..No,that was a dream as well.

I did once spend an entire summer with this one girl...No wait,that was movie.

 

[RanD00M]

Double post.Sorry.
My stupid internet is acting up.

 

[Amberella]

Well I'm in a wonderful relationship right now. With Tom aka AzureSupernova. He's my everything and he helped me get out of an emotionally, verbally abusive relationship that lasted a little over 3 years. A lot longer than it should have, that's for sure. Tom and I are so great together though. Tom and I have been together for a year and 3 months. I love him so much. :3 <3

 

[Karlaxx]

I gave a girl a nice little note on Valentines day. Complimented her looks, her artistic talent.

She purposefully avoided me for a couple weeks and still glares at me when I talk.

 

[DividedUnity]

Ok time for a horror story. I went to berlin on an exchange trip. I met this girl who was absoloutely beautiful who was one of the other pupils on the exchange trip. We bond really well and over the space of a week we grow really fond of each other. On the last day of the trip she asks me if I want to f**k her. I say no because I like her alot and dont want to anything bad to happen. So 6 months pass before I see her again. Over those six months I turn down several girls who were potential girlfriends because of the simple thought of her. WHen she finally comes over. She doesnt feel anything for me anymore. The girl id fallen in love with basically crushed my heart and soul.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Well, I've never had a GF, and I cannot currently get a GF for 2 basic Reasons: 1) I am so socially awkward that if I tried to get a GF in Real Life, it would become a big deal not only in the school but at my house! and 2) Based on how I date on the internet, I am a bit clingy, a bit of a flirter, I usually break up with internet GF's who don't do me in a week (I am trying to fix my perversions) and I usually end up with a lot of internet Girl's who are friends liking me, and that puts me in an awkward situation, cause I hate to be the guy who's like "Sorry, I am not into you like that, I was only being friendly"... And I am thinking that that's what would happen in Real life.

I did have a crush on a girl from Kindergarten to First Grade though, but she moved away and I haven't had the same feelings for a real girl since.

 

[Kud]

My girlfriend expressed an interest in having five children.

Five.

Children.

Spoiler

OT: As for me my current girlfriend is great and I love her to bits, but my previous girlfriend was weird.

She was really really attractive, like seriously, she was a model, that's how hot she was, but then I found out she was pregnant.

With some random's baby.

And she wanted me to be the father.

And I am 16.

I got my ass out of there real quick.

 

[sabbat]

I met a girl about four years ago. We had moved in togeather, had got engaged (not in that order). Then she started "changing". I slowly came to realise that she hadn't changed at all. The girl I had fell in love with was a fabrication. Still, I stayed with her, thinking that I could change her (This isn't one of those love them for who they are things, either. Because of her abusive personality, I ended up needing councilling.) Two years ago, I decided I couldn't live like that. People say that only recently have I been my old self again.

 

[sabbat]

What kind of relationships are we talking about? I've had all kinds of relationships...

My most horrific, girl told me she was pregenant. Found out she wasnt. I left.

Been there before. Tip: If it don't make sense, it ain't happening. Figured out rather quickly, either someone else was the daddy, or she was lying. She was definately lying.

 

[child of lileth]

One time someone I was dating at the time cut me off in the middle of a sentence so they could say I was calling them fat, and tried to stab me right after.

 

[ZombieGenesis]

I'm dating a schizophrenic, you wanna hear some horror stories?
Well actually she's pretty damn great, I don't have much bad to say. Honestly though my relationships with people in general always seem rather rocky, or just exceptionally weird. Relationships with friends tend to be worse for me, I don't know why, maybe I'm just socially retarded.