Reliable Source: Blizzard, Fallout 3 and Trickery

[Razorback0z]

I just noticed that the phrase "Fallout 3" gets my attention just as much as the word "sex" does.

Imagine how hyped youd be about an Adult game set in the Fallout 3 Universe... called say.... Fallout 3 The Secret Sex Bunker.

Its like a dream come true.

 

[Jagraffamel]

I think it was supposed to be Fable 3 instead of Fallout 3. That game is never mentioned in any of the five articles. Trust me. I can read.

 

[samsonguy920]

/piggyback would be such an awesome feature for goblin travel. Of course it would come with an automatic /roll feature to see who gets on top and in control. Carrotonastick anyone?
Imagine the incense a worgen would feel, seeing an orc on a wolfmount. Riding wolves is cruel to the wolves. Save a wolf, kill an orc. Don't get me started on Tauren riding wolves...ouch.

 

[Alex_P]

Jerry's personal tales of blowing out NES carts and funny anecdotes about how long it took him to download pornography on his 300 baud modem seemed to be a hit with the students. Things were going well until a student asked him how old he was and why he was quoting Wikipedia articles verbatim.

Sounds like Scott "I'm a Hardcore Elite Old-School Core-Demographic Gamer Because I Played Zelda and Punchout [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=282]" Ramsoomair.

-- Alex

 

[Bobbyskizza]

Fallout 3 The Secret Sex Bunker.

I think I may have to go lie down now

 

[sunpop]

Lets face it cancer needs to become more extreme to kill off today's youth it needs to be rad and hip and fly you know all those words kids use these days.

 

[Doug]

Jerry's personal tales of blowing out NES carts and funny anecdotes about how long it took him to download pornography on his 300 baud modem seemed to be a hit with the students. Things were going well until a student asked him how old he was and why he was quoting Wikipedia articles verbatim.

Sounds like Scott "I'm a Hardcore Elite Old-School Core-Demographic Gamer Because I Played Zelda and Punchout [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=282]" Ramsoomair.

-- Alex

....... I can't tell if you're being serious or not. You do realise that comic is a parody of nerd rage....right? Especially given the last panel.

 

[Alex_P]

....... I can't tell if you're being serious or not. You do realise that comic is a parody of nerd rage....right? Especially given the last panel.

I'm not really seeing the satire. Mostly because of previous work like this [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=269].

But, anyway, shrug.

-- Alex

 

[messy]

The last bit about addiction and other disease was genius

 

[Swaki]

great as always, i especially liked the part about Scarlett Johansson and Zooey Deschanel making out, its always nice to read an article that leaves a feeling whit you

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I think it was supposed to be Fable 3 instead of Fallout 3. That game is never mentioned in any of the five articles. Trust me. I can read.

You might have also noticed the bit where it tricks you to read it without mentioning Fallout 3. Satire, dear boy.

 

[Playbahnosh]

What is this about Fallout 3? It's not in the arti...ow...

GODDAMIT! People, I think we've been had....

 

[Monshroud]

This was a great set of 'articles'. I loved the whole grandpa calling me a fag and teabagging me, almost fell out of my chair.

Although now that I think about it, the Natal would probably put Nintendo and Sony out of business if they really did have a game where you control Scarlett and Zooey making out.

*Takes Notes*

 

[suhlEap]

unfortunately they don't sell it in england (to my knowledge) so plenty of cancer for us!

 

[Fearzone]

"Jerry's personal tales of blowing out NES carts and funny anecdotes about how long it took him to download pornography on his 300 baud modem seemed to be a hit with the students."

Oh don't get me started. Don't forget to mention about when, near the end of a 500kb GIF d/l, the bulletin board sysop would shut down the site for maintenance. But I don't think there are many 20 yo's that remember that. I was around 20 when I was doing that, and I think my modem was 1200 baud then. I still have a few pics from that time.

 

[Art_Vandalay]

Perhaps this Washington state clinic has its own addiction to finding ways to get funding to treat lame diseases. They could put their resources to much better use finding other diseases that Gamer Fuel cures besides that pesky cancer stuff.

 

[AnotherFineMess]

"The Epic mount quest will require capturing a horse from Stormwind City, sacrificing it on the altar of Je'thakthenan then beating it relentlessly with the Staff of Immeratil."

Damn! blizz should read this, I would start playing wow only to do this quest!

 

[wilsonscrazybed]

Oh don't get me started. Don't forget to mention about when, near the end of a 500kb GIF d/l, the bulletin board sysop would shut down the site for maintenance. But I don't think there are many 20 yo's that remember that. I was around 20 when I was doing that, and I think my modem was 1200 baud then. I still have a few pics from that time.

I remember a sysop telling me that he was going to get some sort of remote satellite dish to connect to this thing called the internet. My friend and I didn't think it sounded that interesting so we asked him what it did, to which he replied, "More porn." If he only knew...