Connecting to the internet or playing games can cause defects. I know it seems like common sense but even turning it on may damage the machine irreparably. If you do, you are taking a very serious risk with this highly sensitive equipment and may be voiding the warranty.
Okay apart from making me burst out laughing soo hard I now have a headache, I can soo see MS saying that one day. Right now they are just using the old "your machine had been tampered with, our proof is that when we ripped it open, the little stickers were ripped letting us know someone
had ripped it open" but one day they will get sick of that and will steal your idea. Make sure you copyright it now and never give bill gates a job. >.>