Reliable Source: Megan Fox Wins VGA for Best Human 2009

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Reliable Source: Megan Fox Wins VGA for Best Human 2009

Spiked drinks, meeting Ken Levine, blindness and getting thrown out of an awards ceremony. All in all, it?s been a busy week for Marion.

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The DSM

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The only thing Megan Fox should win is a bullet through the head, I hate her so much...

OT: How many people here actually bought the Transformers game and if so opinions?
 

Sixties Spidey

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Let it be known. Megan Fox is a cancer to any form of media. If a movie gains so much publicity over the fact that she goes nude in it, then you know damn well something is terribly wrong.

Apparently the only person stupid enough to keep picking her for any movie is Michael-Cocksucker-Bay.
 

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The DSM said:
OT: How many people here actually bought the Transformers game and if so opinions?
Played the demo. It's a piece of shit. If a demo of any game still manages to make me feel like I've been ripped off, then that, on its own is an achievement unto itself.
 

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BrotherhoodOfSteel said:
What....

Seriously....

Jack Black got robbed.
My feelings exactly, when will we stop judging people by their T&A and start judging them by how badass they are?
 

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Not really surprised or angry. We all know the VGA's are fixed just to get publicity for whoever pays the most money. Or in this case, look good (rolls eyes).
 

redavenger

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I really don't understand all the fuss about Megan Fox.... C'mon she's not THAT hot. Is there anything she's good at?
 
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I still can't fathom how she beat Claudia Black...

I don't understand the world anymore.
 

Kenjitsuka

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Best article on the Escapist this week award goes to you!
Only if you promise to share it with Mr. Brakefluid tho!
 

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buy teh haloz said:
Let it be known. Megan Fox is a cancer to any form of media. If a movie gains so much publicity over the fact that she goes nude in it, then you know damn well something is terribly wrong.

Apparently the only person stupid enough to keep picking her for any movie is Michael-Cocksucker-Bay.
I think he slept with her and gave her the part in the original Transformers... she did go to his house for the audition after all... there is something they arent telling us, maybe thats why he has been defending her to a degree even after the verbal attacks she launched...
 

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Onyx Oblivion said:
She's not even anything special. Why didn't Graham Stark win?!
Because he was over shadowed by Tony Stark.

(reference to the release of the trailer for Iron Man 2 that came out this week.)
 

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EspirituExterminatus said:
BrotherhoodOfSteel said:
What....

Seriously....

Jack Black got robbed.
Why? Neither of them even are human.
He is just a walking ball of hair and fat and she is a fucking mannequin brought to life by dark magics by sacrificing a dozen virgins and 50 talented actors. And in the end we get a whore who is not fit to sell hemroid cream on commercials showing at 3am.
He reminds me of a modern Chris Farley which is a good memory for me.

Irridium said:
I still can't fathom how she beat Claudia Black...

I don't understand the world anymore.
She won the same reason Twilight gets awards and movie deals.

Because it isn't people who decide what is good, it is businesses who have invested in good psychologists who decide.

I think I'm getting a bit too serious about all this ;p. Regardless it is truth. Any business can decide if their product will be popular long before they so much as hint that it'll exist. Unfortunately psychology has come a little too far too fast and people are abusing it :p.
 

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the VGA is a corporate whore of a joke and any gamer older than 12 knows it. They pick something they wan't to give an award to, then make a catagory for it.

but seriously, how can anyone defend vin desil? He has the acting ability of a chair...