Reliable Source: Megan Fox Wins VGA for Best Human 2009

Awexsome

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I thought Jack Black was funny (although predictable) but you nailed it right on with everything else

"Megan Fox?! WHAT!?!?". I screamed that at the TV when that was announced.

Also there were far too many product placements to even consider that an awards show. For that best independent game you mentioned the thing I heard the most about it is that it was "fueled by Dew".

And don't get me started on SPIKE's own show plugs...
 

CD-R

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The VGA's are a joke. This video sums it up pretty good.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bt/aj/wtf/14803-ep003
 

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Cavouku said:
goldenheart323 said:
Is this really what counts as journalism here??? Just what I want to read, an article by a guy who makes himself sound like a drunk and isn't interested in what he's covering in the least. If he's not interested in the topic, why should a reader be? Granted, this isn't the New York Times, but it's good enough to get press passes into places.
Looks like I'll just stick with watching the Unskippable vids.

I guess if his articles get people to the site, that's all that matters. :shrugs:
...Wai... what? I-I'm sorry but dude, that was dickholery right there.

This was for funny, not journalism. Half the time it's impossible to tell whether this guy speaks the truth or not. I-It's just not the point of whether it's journalism. It's for the funny.

Now apologize, please.
Yes, I'm a dick for pointing out the guy makes himself sound like a drunk and unprofessional. I only described what he made himself sound like. You're calling him a liar, yet you think I should apologize. Ironic.

If this was for humor, then the title fails miserably. If something's called "Reliable Source," why would anyone expect humor, (other than previous experience with his writing)? If this place can't get the titles of their articles accurate, I don't see how that is a good thing either.
If one of their writers is known for making things up, I would think they'd want to make sure new readers know not to take him seriously, which they didn't. That's another thing in the "not good" category.

I did point out that the main goal of the his writing is to get people to this site. I made no judgment on his job performance in that regard. I think it's obvious he's not to my taste or expectations. For brevity's sake, I didn't mention that I haven't read many articles on this site. I come for Unskippable. I started with the assumption that the articles with serious sounding titles would be serious articles. I gave this place the benefit of the doubt that they have some good reporting and amusing videos. Is the sole purpose of this site comedy? Should I never expect any accurate reporting here?
 

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Marion Cox said:
Reliable Source: Megan Fox Wins VGA for Best Human 2009

Spiked drinks, meeting Ken Levine, blindness and getting thrown out of an awards ceremony. All in all, it?s been a busy week for Marion.

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Headbutts FTMFW!!!
 

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I think we should all calm down and remember that the spike awards are chosen by spike viewers; a bunch of 12 year old boys and third-class citizenry between the ages of 20 to 30.

Honestly, It would be better if we ignored to whole affair as a whole. It and the g4 awards, which are run entirely by corporate decision and insipid brogamers who would best serve the world by ending their own lives in some expedient manner.
 

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goldenheart323 said:
Cavouku said:
goldenheart323 said:
Is this really what counts as journalism here??? Just what I want to read, an article by a guy who makes himself sound like a drunk and isn't interested in what he's covering in the least. If he's not interested in the topic, why should a reader be? Granted, this isn't the New York Times, but it's good enough to get press passes into places.
Looks like I'll just stick with watching the Unskippable vids.

I guess if his articles get people to the site, that's all that matters. :shrugs:
...Wai... what? I-I'm sorry but dude, that was dickholery right there.

This was for funny, not journalism. Half the time it's impossible to tell whether this guy speaks the truth or not. I-It's just not the point of whether it's journalism. It's for the funny.

Now apologize, please.
Yes, I'm a dick for pointing out the guy makes himself sound like a drunk and unprofessional. I only described what he made himself sound like. You're calling him a liar, yet you think I should apologize. Ironic.

If this was for humor, then the title fails miserably. If something's called "Reliable Source," why would anyone expect humor, (other than previous experience with his writing)? If this place can't get the titles of their articles accurate, I don't see how that is a good thing either.
If one of their writers is known for making things up, I would think they'd want to make sure new readers know not to take him seriously, which they didn't. That's another thing in the "not good" category.

I did point out that the main goal of the his writing is to get people to this site. I made no judgment on his job performance in that regard. I think it's obvious he's not to my taste or expectations. For brevity's sake, I didn't mention that I haven't read many articles on this site. I come for Unskippable. I started with the assumption that the articles with serious sounding titles would be serious articles. I gave this place the benefit of the doubt that they have some good reporting and amusing videos. Is the sole purpose of this site comedy? Should I never expect any accurate reporting here?
You know this is the funny news part of the site like ENN right? Fail...
 

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Onyx Oblivion said:
She's not even anything special. Why didn't Graham Stark win?!
That right there is the best part about this whole article. As for Marion, wow. You really need to get some help. Sure, the VGA's are a complete bunch of tripe, like any and all awards shows simply because it's just a popularity contest and they cause too many problems than they're worth.

It's not even about funny OR journalism, what I just read is a prime example of how to be a douchebag. Stop being a whiny twat and report something that's actually funny, not just about your drunken behaviour. Hell, saying that you ended up at an after-party with ex-game designers is about as bad as the "cool group" mentality that the -actual- after-party had. You're just being bitter and ruthless, that's all.

And again, this is why we can't have nice things. THIS is why non-gamers view us as disappointing excuses of human-beings. I'm glad that LoadingReadyRun shows a better example than this bullshit.

ENN actually has good humour, namely because LRR is involved. This article is just an excuse to type words for the sake of typing words AND giving gamers more of a bad name in the process.
 

Cavouku

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goldenheart323 said:
Cavouku said:
goldenheart323 said:
Is this really what counts as journalism here??? Just what I want to read, an article by a guy who makes himself sound like a drunk and isn't interested in what he's covering in the least. If he's not interested in the topic, why should a reader be? Granted, this isn't the New York Times, but it's good enough to get press passes into places.
Looks like I'll just stick with watching the Unskippable vids.

I guess if his articles get people to the site, that's all that matters. :shrugs:
...Wai... what? I-I'm sorry but dude, that was dickholery right there.

This was for funny, not journalism. Half the time it's impossible to tell whether this guy speaks the truth or not. I-It's just not the point of whether it's journalism. It's for the funny.

Now apologize, please.
Yes, I'm a dick for pointing out the guy makes himself sound like a drunk and unprofessional. I only described what he made himself sound like. You're calling him a liar, yet you think I should apologize. Ironic.

If this was for humor, then the title fails miserably. If something's called "Reliable Source," why would anyone expect humor, (other than previous experience with his writing)? If this place can't get the titles of their articles accurate, I don't see how that is a good thing either.
If one of their writers is known for making things up, I would think they'd want to make sure new readers know not to take him seriously, which they didn't. That's another thing in the "not good" category.

I did point out that the main goal of the his writing is to get people to this site. I made no judgment on his job performance in that regard. I think it's obvious he's not to my taste or expectations. For brevity's sake, I didn't mention that I haven't read many articles on this site. I come for Unskippable. I started with the assumption that the articles with serious sounding titles would be serious articles. I gave this place the benefit of the doubt that they have some good reporting and amusing videos. Is the sole purpose of this site comedy? Should I never expect any accurate reporting here?
Oi, well, at least you're leaving this alone, because you obviously don't get it. I'll explain it, just because you at least need to hear it.

1. He probably is a drunk, unprofessional and a liar. That's not what needs to be apologized for. You need to understand that this site isn't going to bend to your expectations and that when something that has a clearly visible joke in it is misunderstood by you, it doesn't mean that it, and everyone who gets the joke is wrong.

That was your malfunction here. And if it was just a mistake we'd be done with it, but now you're getting defensive over a lost cause, and I'm one to attack a weak fortress.

2. The title is the bloody joke. I... I can't believe you wouldn't get that off the bat. Sometimes it takes me halfway in before I realize he's made up a good deal, if not all of his story, and then I remember the title. It's... gah, I can't remember the word. I want to say ironic, but I know that's not it; it's funny because he calls it "Reliable Source" when it clearly isn't. Or at least, that's the joke, whether you find it funny or not.

Even if you don't find it funny, you shouldn't be so thick as to not get it.

3. Yes. This site is mostly for humor, you... lurk moar. Lurk. Moar. That's all I can say. There's some...some news reposting on this site. It can be found the "Latest News" section of the site's front page, below the add on the left of the screen.

The articles are either for humor, opinion, a story, or any combination of the three. If you wanted everything on this site to be hard hitting journalism than go to cracked.com or something.

But don't go around assuming things are going to be as you expect them and then calling shit on them when they aren't.

I'm not always a dick like this, no, but you are the type of person that needs to be nipped in the bud before you're allowed here anymore.
 

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I really don't understand all the fuss about Megan Fox.... C'mon she's not THAT hot. Is there anything she's good at?
She's very good at making horny early-teen boys buy tickets to movies they'd otherwise never be caught dead seeing. Y'know, like this one [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1131734/]. This is why Hollywood bends over backwards for her.
 

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zamble said:
HUBILUB said:
Best. Article. Ever.
I second that!
So funny, I guess I will become a regular to this too.
Third! Very well written.

I suspected that anything from Spike having to do with videogames would be ridiculously slanted towards the kind of douchebaggery that is reflected in their programing schedule so no duh, Megan "All the tits without that nasty talent" Fox was going to be awarded for something.
 

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EspirituExterminatus said:
BrotherhoodOfSteel said:
What....

Seriously....

Jack Black got robbed.
Why? Neither of them even are human.
He is just a walking ball of hair and fat and she is a fucking mannequin brought to life by dark magics by sacrificing a dozen virgins and 50 talented actors. And in the end we get a whore who is not fit to sell hemroid cream on commercials showing at 3am.
I like Jack Black. He's one funny dude and a pretty good actor.
 

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Awesome story

But megan fox did win something and that proves what I have always thought. The VGA's mean jack shit and are a joke.
 

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There's nothing more pathetic than a plastered journalist. Let me give you some words of advice, Marion: Next time, leave the flask in whatever gutter you found it in and arrive sober. When you're seated, do a thorough examination of the undersides of all nearby seats; they're usually a jackpot for discreetly stashed used chewing gum. Collect five to six pieces, the drier and older, the better. This forces your body to produce absolutely phenomenal amounts of saliva which will saturate and reform the gum collection into a single tingling cocktail of gooey genetic goodness and chicle. The experience and ensuing journey far exceed that which any form of alcohol can accomplish.

(Mutation is very rare, though risk of dementia is slightly increased. On the whole, still much safer than alcohol.)
 

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The DSM said:
OT: How many people here actually bought the Transformers game and if so opinions?
its a movie game
and its from a bad movie...
put its this way its the kind of thing my twelve year old brother will get this christmas and love, the only way it could be good is if it has a perfect combat system with real time damage that relates precisely too the attacks

*cough* doubt it *cough*