Uhh...I'm just...so sick of hearing about this damn product. I bothered to listen to a video by some guy on The Motley Fool hearing how this product would popularize wearable technology, and all I walked away from that was that they haven't finalized the production line to manufacture the necessary microchips for these devices to work, the CEO of The Motley Fool is an infallible tech industry prophet, and the idiot narrating the video actually asked himself why people would bother buying an overpriced watch sight unseen that has a screen surface area the size of approximately two quarters and couldn't come up with a satisfactory answer to not invest in it despite the fact Apple already sells iPod nanos the same size with a watch strap accessory, it's a somewhat niche market with a decent amount of competition already, and Apple is the company that sold the devices that slowly replaced wrist watches back in 2001 (iPod original) or 2007 (iPhone/iPod Touch) assuming phones in general hadn't already removed the need for dedicated wrist watches by then.
Even if this thing does miraculously become a smash hit where several other smart watches really haven't, we'll now get to put up with obnoxious people talking into their watches instead of their phones and hackers will have a very large incentive to develop tricks to crack Apple Pay. Uhh...I really want to stop being so cynical, and then shit like this happens. At least they didn't call it the iWatch, I guess. Little surprised at that now that I think about it. How will people know it's actually an Apple product without the stylized "i" in front of it?