REPORT: "Game Length = Dick Length" says The Order: 1886 Developer

[Mutant1988]

I have it on good authority that there will in fact be mousse.

Canned. You were warned.

I encourage everyone who has not yet played it to pick up a used copy when you can and experience it, it's worth it.

Are you familiar with the expression, "Damning with faint praise." ?

I say, if you want to promote the game, do ANYTHING but suggest people to buy a used copy.

Wait for it to drop in price, then buy it.

Used copies benefits no one but the retailer. The developer and publisher don't get fuck all for that.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

PsychicTaco is one of the few true real legit journalists we have left in this industry.
He is my number one source for news and info, after Play4Real of course.

Comments like this are always really nice to see <3

I'd caution naysayers that whilst The Order: 1886 may only look like a three hour game it will grow on you.

You have to allow a good chunk of foreplay to happen to get the most out of it

REPORT: "The Order: 1886 Developer = Idiot" says Escapist forum commenter

I can't help that they say stupid things but I sure can capitalize on it!

 

[Marik2]

The Escapist should hire Taco for satire news

 

[SidheKnight]

PsychicTaco is one of the few true real legit journalists we have left in this industry.
He is my number one source for news and info, after Play4Real of course.

Comments like this are always really nice to see <3

I'd caution naysayers that whilst The Order: 1886 may only look like a three hour game it will grow on you.

You have to allow a good chunk of foreplay to happen to get the most out of it

REPORT: "The Order: 1886 Developer = Idiot" says Escapist forum commenter

I can't help that they say stupid things but I sure can capitalize on it!

I actually commented without reading the "news", I thought it was something serious, hehe.

 

[Qizx]

The general education has failed you if you can't confirm sources or recognize satire.

I mean, come on.

The biggest issue is that this is something a AAA developer WOULD say, so it isn't that wildly outlandish... Ok some parts but come on, I've heard stupider stuff.

 

[its big chope]

who does that guy think he's kidding lol

 

[Pr0]

According to this article analogy, Notch has the biggest dick ever seen in the gaming industry. And I'm apparently a huge slut for anything produced by Bethesda.

Perhaps I lack testicular fortitude to resist such big huge dicks?

 

[FPLOON]

So presumably everyone stays away from Bethesda in the locker room.

I wouldn't worry all that much... I mean, something it just bugs out and you end up not feeling it after all...

I just realised that the newest Rayman games have a good length for kids, and I want to burn myself at the stake for it. No, I shall burn the developer for giving the comparison!

But those games give the kids the experience of firmly grasping the length head-on, thus preparing them for the time they want to try something with a bit more of a bigger budget, per se... Sure, there may be times where they finish all in one go, but not everyone can stay fully stimulated for the long ride, mind you...

OT: Jeez, Dev... That must mean that I like my dicks like I love my gameplay... Long enough for me to feel satisfied and, quite possibly, immobile for quite some time afterwards... I mean, I have to let it all seek in eventually instead of keeping it all pent up for far too long...