REPORT: Scientist Does Something He Probably Shouldn't Have

[Imp_Emissary]

Spoiler: Bonus cat snake!

[http://imageshack.com/f/mhtumblrmk906bnmbz1s8mgkyg]

I have this strange suspicion that that's merely a cat pretending to be a snake.

Anyway, cats are the cutest form of evil, but they're still evil.

Nah, it's totally a snake cat. It just likes being in that thing for warmth since it's cold blooded and fur can only do so much.
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Also, as for cats being evil, but cute.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill
Yep.

 

[Something Amyss]

Nah, it's totally a snake cat. It just likes being in that thing for warmth since it's cold blooded and fur can only do so much.
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Seems legit.

Also, as for cats being evil, but cute.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill
Yep.

It's funny. I've long called them "adorable murder machines" without having seen that comic, which phrases it slightly different but close enough for jazz.

 

[Buckets]

As long as when we kill him again, he'll come back as a Zombie Nazi, especially if he's riding a dinosaur with lasers.

 

[The Almighty Aardvark]

I just mentioned this to the guy who recently rented out my garage, and Mr. Hilter says that the titanium alloy cells they keep their clones in are impossible to break out of without the 4 digit access code hidden in the bottom drawer of the psychiatrist's desk.

Nice attempt at drumming up some hysteria, but I'll wait until a more reputable news source gets their hands on the story