Resident Evil Actors Read the Game's Infamous Script

maddawg IAJI

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You know...on second thought, it might have been a good idea to stay as far away from the main plot as possible...though I still think one took it a tad too far off course.
 

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Delock said:
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To be fair, an excellent actor couldn't possibly salvage that games' script. Not even Ian McKellen; well, perhaps.
Steve Blum and Nolan North might be up to the task, though I don't know if you could afford to have both of them fit that into their schedules.
Nolan North would be far to busy doing every other character in the industry.
 

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I'm sorry, but I can't tell the difference between the actors. It's like they're all on the same wave-length of acting.
 

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huh, after seeing that I actually think Milla Jovovich can actually act quite well.
She seemed to be able to keep herself from laughing her ass off while reading those anyway :p
 

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My soul hurts from how painfully unfunny it is trying to take these lines 'over the top' comedy style. Milla Jovovich trying to make a serious effort and barely being able to hold back her laughter is much more amusing ^^
 

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Leave it to MTV, a tired network out of touch with it's original self to think this 'skit' was entertaining and/or funny at all.

Producer who came up with this should be shot as it was as boring as the network itself has become.

Double Boo!
 

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This is officially the greatest thing to come out of the whole damn film franchise. I think I almost died laughing.

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Maybe when they re-release RE on PSN they could update the voice work... and the script...
And... that right there is why a lot of folks hated the PSP version of Symphony of the Night. The narm value, making it feel like a B-movie you get to be a part of, is part of its charm. Take away the Jill Sandwiches from the original, and it practically loses its soul.
 

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And... that right there is why a lot of folks hated the PSP version of Symphony of the Night. The narm value, making it feel like a B-movie you get to be a part of, is part of its charm. Take away the Jill Sandwiches from the original, and it practically loses its soul.
Indeed. I'm immensely glad that they didn't update the XBLA or PSN versions because the corniness of the lines is part of the nostalgic charm. Hearing the famous Richter/Dracula exchange as it was years and years ago is integral.

I wouldn't want to trade the "Jill Sandwiches" for anything in the world. I salute you, terrible voice acting from over a decade ago. Thank you for making me laugh so hard.

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great, I feel more lonely now.

Personlly, I think it's rather pathetic and sad to take the piss out of the in-game acting, back then I wasn't expecting nothing spectacular for any game however one may take the piss of the intro, the real-time acting


Joseph! (>.>) (.<)
 

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Ali Larter made successfully made her line incredibly erotic >.>
Ali Larter can make anything erotic! She could read the ingredients on a Pop-Tarts package and I'd still get turned on.
 

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It's nice when actors acknowledge the game that came before their movie. I don't think anyone could have expected these guys to take it seriously, and given half the chance if I were in that position I wouldn't either.

A nice giggle for the day.
 

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AvsJoe said:
Ali Larter can make anything erotic! She could read the ingredients on a Pop-Tarts package and I'd still get turned on.
She does have that certain something.

As in, she's hot.

Yeah.
 

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mjc0961 said:
At first when I saw the headline I read it too fast and thought they were reading the scrip of the game inFamous, and wondered why they would bother with that drek.
I thought the exact same thing. xD

Anyway, not as funny as I was hoping but a couple of them might've done a better job than the original.