Review some of your latest purchases in five words or less.

[Xman490]

Don't Starve - scary, addicting, and silly
Postal 2 - silly, brutal, and strange
Spectraball - strange, fast, and minimal

 

[Adventurer2626]

Dead Island: My shit keeps breaking.

Skyrim: My life is complete.

Minecraft: Like Legos, but with zombies.

Fallout New Vegas: Like fine wine.

Deus Ex Human Revolution: Detroit's economic salvation.

The Walking Dead: I cried. A lot.

 

[BakaSmurf]

Bioshock Infinite: Decent game, needlessly bizarre ending.

Homefront: Worth the $10 I payed.

Metal Gear Rising: BUY IT YOU FILTHY PLEBEIAN.

 

[Gurgy]

Halo 4: Felt very anime.

 

[mitchell271]

Dragon Age: Origins: Like KOTOR, but even better!
Dishonoured: Theif with sadistic/sneaky spells.
Serious Sam 3: HATE THOSE FUCKING SUICIDE BOMBERS
Call of Duty 4: Yes, I'm a little late.
BIT.TRIP Pack: Runner equals fun! Others: meh.

 

[Something Amyss]

solar 2: My God, full of stars
Beat Hazard: Shooting along to Tekkaman Blade
Black Ops 2: Over five billion teabagged.

 

[Razentsu]

Dragon Age: Origins
- Addictive and abundant in content.

Valkyria Chronicles
- Engaging combat and pretty visuals.

Dysfunctional Systems - Episode 1: Learning to Manage Chaos
- Story told with entertaining writing

 

[Mikeyfell]

Tomb Raider: Shut the fuck up, Lara.

Mark of the Ninja: Stealthy, stabby, runey, jumpy, fun!

Spec Ops the Line: feel bad, in a good way Oh shit, that's six words. Feel bad, but it's awesome.

Journey: Best multyplayer in gaming history.

Xcom EU: It's more fun that hard

Record of Agarest War 2: ...The first two were good...

Dishonored: Rape is good? I'm out.

Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC: Everyone at Bioware are cunts.

 

[Chester Rabbit]

Bioshock Infinite - great shooting lovely art style

Resident Evil Operation Racoon City ? Hate you, please kill me
Doom 3 BFG Edition ? Half life with no lights
And a combined summary for both Doom and RE

Hitman Collection (specifically Hitman 2 ? Fuck your mother.

Sonic Generations ? Beautiful/Perfect Sonic game.

The middle two I bought thinking I was clever and could return them within the same day and only bought them because I thought they had split screen co-op.

 

[00slash00]

im going to do the last few games i played, since i usually dont play a game until long after i purchased it

bioshock infinite - mind fuck. mediocre combat.
cargo commander - fun time killer. nothing more.
final fantasy 13-2 - solid jrpg. like 13 better
the old republic - great mmorpg. boring side quests
hydrophobia - nothing special, but not bad
starcraft 2: heart of the swarm - newbie friendly, disappointing story

 

[Saulkar]

Stalker: Clear Sky - Punishes Because it Loves Us.

Surgeon Simulator 2013 - Those are his lungs doughnut!

Thief 2 - Better than I remember it.

 

[JohnHayne]

Mark of the Ninja: Kill all of them! Fun!

 

[gamernerdtg2]

Dragon's Dogma - Old school gamer's wet dream.

 

[Darth Rahu]

Alpha Protocol: Underappreciated Gem of the Year!
Guacamelee: Piledriving chupacabras and loving it!
Thomas Was Alone: Jumping and learning about friendship
Poker Night at the Inventory 2: Betting the pot on hilarity

 

[Launcelot111]

Ni No Kuni: I'm only level three, soo....

Dragon Age Origins: Second try is much better

Victoria 2: So many options! *brain aneurysm*

Dark Souls: Fuck you, Smough. FUCK YOU

Geneforge: Developers need new artists badly

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Bioshock Infinate: It was rather adequate.
Europa Universallis 3: Fuck this game
Victoria 2: Like Europa Univerasallis, but playable.

 

[Tiamattt]

Warriors orochi 3: Beautiful alone, terrible split screen.

 

[waj9876]

Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon. "Way better than everyone expected."

Naruto Shippuden UNS3. "I'm just discovering this series!?"

Animal Crossing: City Folk. "Really really fucking cool."

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory: What even is this mess?
Etrian Odyssey IV: Oh god, this is difficult.
Fire Emblem: Awakening: Abusing game mechanics is fun!