Review some of your latest purchases in five words or less.

[SwimmingRock]

Mars: War Logs - Much better than I expected.

Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City - Fun game. Terrible Resident Evil.

Assassins Creed 3 - Is this still in Beta?

Dishonored - Pretty fucking great.

 

[Vrach]

Injustice: Gods Among Us - great, good netcode, no tag
Okami HD - fun, cute, heavy on exposition
Bioshock: Infinite - brilliant, hate checkpoint saves

 

[Sacman]

Gears of War Judgment-Why did I buy this.

Obviously, it's because of that horrible addiction that you have...

OT: Dragon Age Awakening: Finally, it's not fuckin $30...

Dinosaur Jr Chocomel Daze: Disappointed, it lacks Kracked...

Ham, and Cheddar Lunchable: Terrible for you...

Elixir Polywebs (10s): Best coated guitar strings, period...

Lush Dream Cream Lotion: Finally, my skin isn't dry...

Smashing Pumpkins, Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness, Deluxe Edition: Billy Corgan, is insane...<.<

 

[Ferisar]

XCOM: XCOM: Scan for Alien Activity
Warhammer 40k Space Marine: BAHHTEEL BROHDURERSSSS SPEHS MAHREENS, EMPRAH

Wow I have not played much recently. Also have no idea how to make funny.

 

[maninahat]

Desperadoes: Broken; won't save, can't end
Kairo: Nice architecture, little else.
Bioshock: Infinite: BANG, BANG, BOOM, introspection, BANG
Witcher 2: Doesn't run on my computer

 

[DanielBrown]

Sleeping Dogs: Much more fun than GTA.
Darksiders 2: Disappointing compared to the prequel.

 

[IKWerewolf]

Receiver:

Indie Rogue-like Shooter-Thriller (And yes I like it)

(OK I know the brackets are cheating but you get the point)

FTL:

Be only repeating good reviews!

 

[Zeckt]

Don't Starve - I suck at this game!
Dead Space 3 - 53% at downloading
Bioshock Infinite - 1999 mode. Picked wrong powers ><
X-com - I'll get around to it.

 

[Playful Pony]

Game Dev Tychoon: Amusing and at times Confusing.

Bioshock Infinite: Beautiful and engagin, dull combat.

Defiance: Fun at times, mostly bland.

Surgeon Simulator 2013: Madness... Brilliant madness!

Age of Empires 2 HD: An old favorite made new.

 

[EHKOS]

Spiderman 3: Sonic '06 version 2
Paper Mario Sticker Star: The hell did they DO?!

 

[Battenberg]

XCOM: Enemy Unknown:
Solid gameplay mechanics, often infuriating

Gears of War- Judgement:
Same old, still good fun

Bioshock Infinite:
Beautifully presented, slightly overrated though

Borderlands 2: EXPLOOOOOSIIOONNS?

 

[J-meMalone]

Asura's Wrath: Over the top and awesome.

Mass Effect 3: Extended doesn't make the cut.

 

[CC17]

Kerbal Space Program - WHY HAS THAT BIT EXPLODED?
FTL - The mantis can fuck off.

 

[NightHavoc]

FTL: I'm going to win! oh...

Farcry 3: Flamethrower, dubstep, boner.

AC3: Why am I still playing?

Fire emblem: Must. Keep. Playing.

Just Cause 2: Why is this not co-op????

Uncharted 3: Play it. That is all.

 

[kingthrall]

ME3- Very Predictable with no plot
Duke nukem forever- predictable with no plot
Brutal Legend- Fun but repetitive and predictable
Worms Revolution- the best remake iv'e seen

 

[LAGG]

Afterfall Insanity - Not that bad.
Bioshock Infinite - Dumbed down.
XCom: Enemy Unknown - Sad when soldiers die.
Eador: Masters Of The Broken World - Totally worth it.

 

[Gurgleflob]

Super mario sunshine and a gamecube: I've waited 12 years for this.

 

[cubikill]

Bioshock: amazing, stop after meeting Andrew-Ryan.

Bioshock infinite: fantastic game, loved the ending.

Portal: intelligently designed, witty & perfect length.

Portal 2: to long, boring puzzles, disappointing.

Starcraft 2 Heart of the Swarm: Challenging &Frustrating but rewarding multiplayer.

 

[Eggsnham]

Dark Souls: Oh look, I died again.

 

[ultrabiome]

Terraria - mine, build, craft, fight, repeat
Dark Souls - gloomy soul crushing satisfaction
Starcraft 2: HotS - SP: zerging with fun mutations
Starcraft 2: HotS - MP: small changes increase tactical diversity
Diablo 3 - more polish, varied yet same-y