Review some of your latest purchases in five words or less.

[Godhead]

Metro Last Light: Just a few more days.

Starcraft II: Oh boy, macro.

Kerbal Space Program: Yes, he lived! Ah fuck.

 

[Aesir23]

ARMA III Alpha Lite (technically gifted but I don't care): MAYDAY! MAYDAY! WE'RE GOING DOWN!
Skyrim: They all sound the same?
Resident Evil 6: Press X not to die.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary: beat quick...stupid crouch mechanic.

Halo 4: Mostly underwhelmed...oh well.

Borderlands: God, this is boring.

Final Fantasy Anthology: BEAT 6! FUCKING AMAZING! RACHEL!!!!

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Aliens: Colonial Marines- Fuck bandwagons. I liked it.

Condemned 2: Bloodshot- First-person horror done right.
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HOLY SHIT! Someone I can agree on those two with! Finally!

OT:

Resi 6
- Campy zombie face punching fun!

Homefront
- A good CoD clone.

Brink
- Fun if people still played

 

[conmag9]

Bioshock Infinite: Elizabeth's awesome, but Lutece's moreso

Dishonored: Mana! Why you no regenerate?!

Borderlands 2: Hated predecessor, but love this!

Far Cry 3: Vehicles obviously constructed by madmen.

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

Beyond Good And Evil.
Awesome, deserves the praise.

Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon.
Fun, but what the fuck.

Bioshock Infinite.
Good fun, shit ending.

 

[triggrhappy94]

Dishonored: Shut up! I can't hear. (I pretty much can't play this game. I was trying to play it like the stealth game it is, too bad my family is so loud I can't hear anything)
Halo 4: I don't have HD space (Multiplayer requires installing something on your HD and I don't have room for that).
Borderlands 2: Crits, so many crits.
Ass Creed 3: The controls, oh god controls!
Black Ops 2: The devs don't care anymore.
RE 6: So average, it sucks.
Far Cry 3: Sweet, sweet sand box

 

[Bob_F_It]

Bioshock Infinite: The ending's great and confusing.
Surgeon Simulator 2013: Keyboard ghosting isn't to blame.

 

[DTH1337]

Bioshock Infinite: Great game, worth the money.

DMC: Devil May Cry: Combat's fine, a decent reboot.

Dead Space 3: Lots of action, but boring.


Was going to add God Of War Ascension on there, but I haven't beaten it yet. Maybe when I have, I'll give it the 5 words.

 

[Naeo]

Many of these games I'd had before on Xbox 360, but when that died a few years ago, I had to re-purchase some of them on Steam. So, some of latest Steam re-acquisitions:

Portal 2: Fantastically funny, with physics puzzles.

Star Wars KOTOR: Awesome fun, confusing-ish stat system.

Star Wars KOTOR II: KOTOR, but bigger and better.

Tomb Raider II: Weird environments, but nostalgiatastic fun.


And one of my new purchases:

Surgeon Simulator 2013: OH GOD HOW DO SURGERY

 

[Gigano]

Bioshock: Infinite: Pretty imaginative script, samey combat.

DRAMAtical Murder: Gays fight evil company. Meh.

God of War: Ascention: Kratos' outings are getting stale.

 

[Zeckt]

Don't Starve : Hounds please don't eat me

 

[Twitchy Wyche]

Dragon's Dogma - Dark Arisin; Yay, new dragon's Dogma content!

Metal Gear Rising; Plays like Metal Gear fanfiction.

Phantasy Star Universe; This game is dildos >:C

 

[bandman232]

Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Fuck, Tau are overpowered

Tau are overpowered? BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!! *dies of laughter* No, really, in the actual minis game, Tau are the worst faction.

 

[The Wykydtron]

Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Fuck, Tau are overpowered

Tau are overpowered? BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!! *dies of laughter* No, really, in the actual minis game, Tau are the worst faction.

I can't hear you over my Skyrays and Battlesuits destroying your base from out of your line of sight. Their range is so broken.

I would never play it online if that's what you mean, because I am REALLY bad at RTS games. I'm the guy who leaves half his army on the other side of the map by accident.

Anyway, I doubt they could be worse than Eldar. Or Necrons are OP as fuck. My first ever Eldar game was one squad of Necron Warriors BRUTALISING both my commander and Guardian squads right out of the gate. I don't even know.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Monaco: Snazzy Jazzy Heist. With Co-Op.

 

[shrekfan246]

Starcraft II - I haven't played it yet.

Ho ho ho, mostly because I've been wrapped in a bunch of other games. I feel like this should be in Forum Games, though. Low content rule and all.

Of Orcs And Men - Playing the orc is awesome.

 

[bandman232]

Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Fuck, Tau are overpowered

Tau are overpowered? BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!! *dies of laughter* No, really, in the actual minis game, Tau are the worst faction.

I can't hear you over my Skyrays and Battlesuits destroying your base from out of your line of sight. Their range is so broken.

I would never play it online if that's what you mean, because I am REALLY bad at RTS games. I'm the guy who leaves half his army on the other side of the map by accident.

Anyway, I doubt they could be worse than Eldar. Or Necrons are OP as fuck. My first ever Eldar game was one squad of Necron Warriors BRUTALISING both my commander and Guardian squads right out of the gate. I don't even know.

Your speaking to a green tide Ork player right here. WAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!!! But the Eldar aren't too bad, they're better than the Dark Eldar and Sister Of Battle, but no one plays them.

OT:
Fire Emblem Awakening: Fanfic: The Game.
Farcry 3: Stab ALL the bad guys!
KOTOR 1 and 2: A Star Wars nerd's dream
F1 2012: Damn you, shitty penalty system!

 

[VajraDante]

Asura's Wrath- raging demigod vs douchebag demigods

Dmc- demonic butt kicking nephilim

MGR:R- cyborg ninja Raiden, no mercy

Megaman 9 and 10- jump and shoot man. YEAH!!!!

Dragon's Dogma- Give my heart back, Grigori