Richard Garriott's Crazy Awesome Mansion Up For Sale

Lukeje

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gyroscopeboy said:
It only has 3 bedrooms?? Most families wouldn't fit in it!
You could just stick any members of the family you didn't like in the dungeon.
 

ultimateownage

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Holy shit it has a fun slide! Lord British is one mad bastard, but damn I love his style.

If only this was in Britain.
 

Smokej

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as much as i like Garriott, like several other rich guys he simply has no idea about Aesthetics... I'm sure his mansion would be a cool playground but it's still a mess of random pieces and "Kitsch"...
 

synobal

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Looks ugly, cheap and like a teenager's idea of what would be cool, but with a RPGish slant. So a D&D nerd which shouldn't be really that surprising.
 

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Satsuki666 said:
So wait who the hell is this guy?
He's some nutjob who calls himself lord British, despite not actually being British.

He created the Ultima games, and a few others.
 

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I hate to say, it looks a little dated.

Neat stuff going on and all, but there could certainly be more updates for (after taxes) what I assume would be close to $5M>
 

PunkRex

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If I had that sort of dough id also genetically engineer a dragon to keep in the basement.
 
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Damn, that is one UGLY house! So that house costs £2.5m, how much does the surgery to remove all my taste cost? It looks like it was designed and built by people more used to building office blocks in developing business parks than someone who designs houses. The worst part is the addition of the statues and ornaments, because they really make it look like they were going for a stately home kinda vibe.

Hideous, truly hideous...
 

Eagi

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Modern building plaster and gargoyles seriously clash... If your going the make a theme building then stick with it, the odd medieval decoration here and there will never complement consoled spotlights! The dude could afford to have made it in a less tacky feel.
 

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Wow. You would never guess by looking at the exterior that it's actually an honest to God house on the inside. Pawn all the crossbows and what not, and you have a very inviting home.
 

Souplex

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You fail to mention where this mansion is.
If it's not in New York, this article was completely pointless.
 

Roofstone

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Why would he sell this? What kinda moro-.. What, he is making a new one? Well, never fucking mind then!

On a more serious note; Damn! That is a nice house..

And secret passages. My house only has the one secret ladder from my closet, into the basement or up into the attic. Can't really count it as secret either, as the fake door was smashed before we moved in even.
 

Chris Germann

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So, does this mean Richard's leaving Austin? I mean, that's his Austin place, and I know he got married a few month's ago... Damn, we're going to be a poorer city for it; where will have the IGDA picnic be next year, then?
 

Chris Germann

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So, does this mean Richard's leaving Austin? I mean, that's his Austin place, and I know he got married a few month's ago... Damn, we're going to be a poorer city for it; where will have the IGDA picnic be next year, then?
 

Sansha

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Believe it or not, I can actually afford this... hm. I might just contact Richard and immigration some time next week.
 

RedEyesBlackGamer

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GreatTeacherCAW said:
Sweet house. But if you had the house, you'd have to live in Texas, which is a deal breaker.
I...ok that is a deal breaker. Damn. Texas ain't worth the price.
 

Dissolve

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Am I the only one here thinking how awfully ugly this house is? The architecture and decor are just horrendous.

Edited:
One other person actually has taste.

Grouchy Imp said:
Hideous, truly hideous...