Riddle Me This

[THEMILKMAN]

Warning: IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ!

I'm thinking of a word between Astronaut and Zebra.

What word am I thinking of?

But "and" comes before astrona-OH DAMN IT!

But you should do aardvark instead of astronaut, just saying

 

[mugetsu37]

I got one or two

First one: A man walked into a bar and asked for a glass of water but instead the bartender pulled up a gun and aimed it at him. The man said "Thank you." And walked out again.
Why?

The guy had the hiccups.

What is small, white, and round, can light up a room, and feed a hundred hungry people? By the way, I have no clue what the answer is, someone asked it (it doesnt matter where) and no one can figure it out, idk if they tried or not but still...

A rich man

 

[THEMILKMAN]

What is your quest?

To find the Holy Grail?

 

[THEMILKMAN]

You dream that you are sitting by a bar the man to your left orders you a drink and tells you to drink it or he will punch you in the face and then the man to your right tells you that if you drink it he will punch you in the face What will you do to avoid being punched ?
(you are unarmed the two men are larger and stronger than you and the place is locked so you cant run)

Talk to the two of them and find out why they want yo punch you for ridiculous reasons. Then try to kindly talk them out of their foolishness?

 

[Angelus SnV]

What has four legs in the morning,
Two in the afternoon,
and three in the evening?

a college student? Crawling off the hangover, walkin' around by lunchtime, and rockin' a stiffie by th'evenin'? (i know i'm wrong, but how's that for imagery...

 

[Wadders]

Hmm the title just made me think of the song Encore by Jay-Z...

I don't know any riddles. Sorry.

*[small]slowly backs out of room[/small]*

 

[Psypherus]

You dream that you are sitting by a bar the man to your left orders you a drink and tells you to drink it or he will punch you in the face and then the man to your right tells you that if you drink it he will punch you in the face What will you do to avoid being punched ?
(you are unarmed the two men are larger and stronger than you and the place is locked so you cant run)

Tell them if they punch you, they're taking a nice little trip to jail.

 

[Sir_Tor]

I got one or two

First one: A man walked into a bar and asked for a glass of water but instead the bartender pulled up a gun and aimed it at him. The man said "Thank you." And walked out again.
Why?

The guy had the hiccups.

Yup
here is anotherone for ya:
What goes round and round without getting anywhere?

 

[caprisun]

What can you hold without it ever using your arms or hands?

your breath??

 

[caprisun]

Here's one...

Mr Kubrick is an old man who needs a walking stick to walk with. He lives in a high-rise apartment on floor 30. He wakes up in his bed one day, gets up and has a cup of coffee. He opens the kitchen cupboard only to realise he ran out of bagels. In a bad mood he pulls on his jacket, leaves his apartment and walks towards the elevator. Once inside, he pushes the ground floor button and the elevator starts to descend. Once he reaches the bottom, he steps out of the elevator, walks across the lobby and leaves the building. He crosses the road, and enters the bakers opposite the bank on 3rd street. He purchases three sesame seeded and one plain bagel. He then walks back down the road, across the street and back to his apartment block. He walks across the lobby towards the elevator and presses the call button. Now he could smell the freshly baked bagels in his bag, his mood became happy and he couldn't wait to get back to his apartment and eat them. Even the 5 minute wait didn't spoil his mood. Once it arrived he got in, pushed the button, and the elevator started to ascend. "Great, no-one else needs the lift" He thought to himself as the lift rose upwards. Floor 18, 19, 20 all went past quickly and the elevator came to a smooth halt on floor 21. Mr Kubrick then hopped out of the elevator and headed towards the stairs and walked slowly but surely up to the top. His mood faltering as he climbed the long staircase up to floor 30. When he finally got back to his apartment, he was too tired to eat and instead, went to lie down on his bed, where he fell asleep again...

Why didn't he take the elevator all the way to floor 30, saving himself from getting all tired and being unable to eat his beloved bagels?

Is he too small to reach all the way up to the button for the 30th floor??

 

[caprisun]

An eye in a blue face

This thing all things devours
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers

Gnaws iron, bites steel,
Grinds hard stones to meal,

Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down!


Because I have already seen two other riddles that where in "The Hobbit"

Time? ^^

 

[ajb924]

What has four legs in the morning,
Two in the afternoon,
and three in the evening?

a college student? Crawling off the hangover, walkin' around by lunchtime, and rockin' a stiffie by th'evenin'? (i know i'm wrong, but how's that for imagery...

Good sir, you have made me literally lol in the middle of this library.

OT:
I have a few, probably already been done but eh.

A man is being tried for murder, the judge tells him if he lies he gets 6 years in jail, but if he tells the truth he only gets 3. The man says something to the judge and gets no time in jail.
How is this possible

You are a school bus driver, you have a 30 mile area with 6 stops. One every 5 miles. Every day there is at least 5 people on stops 1-4 but only one person on 5 and 6. You drive at 50 miles an hour until arriving at school. What color are the bus drivers eyes?

There are 3 apples, you take two. How many apples do you have?

If a rooster lays an egg on the top of a barn with a triangle roof and there is no wind, which way will the egg fall?



This one is an ongoing set of questions. Here is the first.
How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator.

 

[caprisun]

I got one or two

First one: A man walked into a bar and asked for a glass of water but instead the bartender pulled up a gun and aimed it at him. The man said "Thank you." And walked out again.
Why?

Second: John lives on the eleventh floor but everyday when he takes the elevator he presses 9 and walks rest of the way.
Why? And no it's not for the exrecise..

1. Hiccups
2.He's to short to reach up

 

[Sir_Tor]

If a rooster lays an egg on the top of a barn with a triangle roof and there is no wind, which way will the egg fall?



This one is an ongoing set of questions. Here is the first.
How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator.

Roosters don't lay eggs.

Open the refrigirator and put the elephant in there.

 

[ajb924]

If a rooster lays an egg on the top of a barn with a triangle roof and there is no wind, which way will the egg fall?



This one is an ongoing set of questions. Here is the first.
How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator.

Roosters don't lay eggs.

Open the refrigirator and put the elephant in there.

I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED!
If you know the first part, chances are you've heard the whole thing.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

I am the begining of everything and the end of the universe, what am I?

 

[jonnosferatu]

A man is being tried for murder, the judge tells him if he lies he gets 6 years in jail, but if he tells the truth he only gets 3. The man says something to the judge and gets no time in jail.
How is this possible

You are a school bus driver, you have a 30 mile area with 6 stops. One every 5 miles. Every day there is at least 5 people on stops 1-4 but only one person on 5 and 6. You drive at 50 miles an hour until arriving at school. What color are the bus drivers eyes?

There are 3 apples, you take two. How many apples do you have?

If a rooster lays an egg on the top of a barn with a triangle roof and there is no wind, which way will the egg fall?

This one is an ongoing set of questions. Here is the first.
How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator.

1) Probably something along the lines of "I have photos of you doing the Baliff."

2) Blue. I can give you a photo if necessary.

3) Two.

4) It won't, because roosters don't lay eggs.

5) Open the door and put it inside.

 

[jonnosferatu]

I am the begining of everything and the end of the universe, what am I?

e

 

[ajb924]

A man is being tried for murder, the judge tells him if he lies he gets 6 years in jail, but if he tells the truth he only gets 3. The man says something to the judge and gets no time in jail.
How is this possible

You are a school bus driver, you have a 30 mile area with 6 stops. One every 5 miles. Every day there is at least 5 people on stops 1-4 but only one person on 5 and 6. You drive at 50 miles an hour until arriving at school. What color are the bus drivers eyes?

There are 3 apples, you take two. How many apples do you have?

If a rooster lays an egg on the top of a barn with a triangle roof and there is no wind, which way will the egg fall?

This one is an ongoing set of questions. Here is the first.
How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator.

1) Probably something along the lines of "I have photos of you doing the Baliff."

2) Blue. I can give you a photo if necessary.

3) Two.

4) It won't, because roosters don't lay eggs.

5) Open the door and put it inside.

DAMMIT!
The first one is wrong though. The rest are right...

 

[crudus]

*snip*

Why didn't he take the elevator all the way to floor 30, saving himself from getting all tired and being unable to eat his beloved bagels?

This is a little modified from the last I heard it but he is a little person and is tall enough to hit the first-floor button and the cal button but he isn't tall enough to hit the 30th-floor button even with his cane.

You had to link to that twice cause people are stupid?

I will continue to do so when necessary. Sadly that is more often than I hoped.