Woodsey said:
"It's about as close to perfect as a film can get"
About as perfect a film can get if its looking to put me in a coma.
The best quote I've found to sum up my feelings on Blade Runner was something like: "every scene has 6 different subtexts, but no text." Just imagine me growling that as I drill through my brain in boredom.
The film was definitely "that thing" for me that I just don't "get".
Completely agree. Blade Runner was highly influential; in my opinion, that doesn't mean it was actually any good. I found it to be slow, meandering and boring.
I suppose it's very much a YMMV movie.
That said, remakes - and decades-late sequels - are
very rarely a good thing. I pity those who did enjoy Blade Runner, and are probably going to have to watch the franchise's reputation get destroyed.