CrashBang said:
You're right, he didn't sink it. What sank it was the scene with the fridge, the aliens at the end and the monkeys and ants who spontaneously and magically had enough intelligence to work together to help them out during the jungle car chase. That scene haunts my very soul.
Because it's not like previous Indiana Jones films had scenes of
- Indiana Jones riding a submarine halfway across the atlantic
- mine carts completely ignoring the laws of physics by jumping 50 foot railway gaps, only to carry on with all the momentum of a V8 engine
- Indiana Jones and friends falling hundreds of feet out of an airplane in an inflatable raft, landing on the side of a mountain, then falling off a a cliff into a river hundreds of feet below, miraculously not falling out at any point, with no injuries to speak of
- People getting their hearts magically ripped out of their chests while still conscious
If you're going to lambast one Indy film for playing loose with the rules of science, then you should at least apply the same standards to all the others. Indiana Jones has never tried to present itself as a realistic action film, and lambasting it for failing something it never tried to achieve is completely missing the point. Realistically, Indiana Jones
should have died in that fridge, but then again,
realistically he'd have been dead decades before he was able to get into that fridge in the first place.
Regarding the aliens, perhaps you should read a little into the history of what Indiana Jones has always been trying to emulate. George Lucas wanted to create films based around the serial adventures from when he was a kid: namely, pulp adventure stories. Indiana Jones is a loveletter to the adventure stories of the thirties and fourties, which is why it's set in that time period. Now, Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull was set in the 1950s. In the Fifties, pulp adventure stories, thanks to Cold War fever, had given way to pulp sci-fi stories instead. Therefore, as Indiana Jones has always reflected the pulp fiction of the era its set in, it's no surprise at all that Crystal Skull included some of the sci-fi elements of the era.