Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon

[SimuLord]

The urban legend I'd heard was that human flesh tasted like SPAM?. This according to Christian missionaries in the South Pacific who used Hormel's loaf of lips and assholes to wean the cannibals there off of eating people.

Either way, we taste like some kind of pork product. Figures, since we very literally eat like pigs---our diets are quite similar to our delicious animal friends.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I always thought humans tasted of chicken hmmmm

Only the white guys (because it's white meat ... get it?). You know what they say about people with darker skin pigmentation! Their flesh tastes like bacon! (Why can't all racial jokes be about bacon? It would make things far less insulting and you'd have to have some pretty creative jokes to get any variety about race and bacon)

 

[Spoon E11]

We need to rise up and destroy all robots before it's to late. March on silicon valley and Japan brandishing any weapon we can find. Before they.......

 

[Chameliondude]

Thats a bit freaky, so when i ask my robot butler to make me a bacon sandwich, he will make me into a what he thinks is a bacon sandwich, ahh the irony.

Not really that surprising though, our flesh is very similar to pigs, armies test new weapons of certain breeds of pig because we have similar wound responses and bleed out times, but still....

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Combine that with this:


And you have the most terrifying thing ever created.

 

[Diablo2000]

Holy shit... We're so fucked. I never thought that humans taste so good...
ahhh fresh meat.

 

[The Random One]

There's only one chance for mankind... for it to make all future robots delicious.

 

[Emz]

If humans tasted like Richmond's sausages I'd be converted into robotism.

 

[THE_NAMSU]

-offended- bacon is harram!!!!%&$%$%^&***&$

 

[Yoshisummons]

Three pages of one-liners about sky-net and robot revolution bullshit. I thought we were better than this. Anyone have any actual thoughts about this? Is this on? Hello?

 

[Jonluw]

Our only hope is if we prgramme them to be vegetarian!!! And even then... >.>

A naïve idea. The taste of human bacon will surely convert any vegetarian robot on the spot.

 

[Angus565]

Alright, time to go make an "end is nigh" sandwich-board.

Just be careful,
if humans taste like bacon I think a sandwich board is not a very good thing to wear.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Man, first robots learned how to dance, now they can taste things as well?

Are they trying to take away everything awesome about being human? Soon they'll be having sex as well.

Orgasming robots ... shudder.

 

[Soviet Steve]

I thought this was obvious given the scent humans give off when they've been burned.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

So...we all taste like...BACON???

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Ithos]

I for one welcome our new robotic overlords.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Hmm, now I'm curious as to how human flesh really tastes...

 

[ilspooner]

Uh oh, I hope robots don't like bacon as much as we do, or else...

 

[Gruchul]

Alright, time to go make an "end is nigh" sandwich-board.

Just be careful,
if humans taste like bacon I think a sandwich board is not a very good thing to wear.

If I'm going to be eaten, I may as well be appetising!

 

[Charli]

That would be significantly more creepy if robots had a need to eat/hunger, as it is it was just doing as the sicko who programmed it asked it to do.

And yeah we probably taste like bacon, that's nothing shocking.