Robotic Coitus Featured in Fallout: New Vegas

[Sixties Spidey]

Can you imagine if you choose to fuck that machine, and you get your dick chopped off by the robot's hatch? YOU'VE BEEN EMASCULATED! -1000 to all SPECIAL attributes!

Regardless, I'm getting this game anyway, so I can't wait to see if it will be as awesome as Fallout 3.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Who wouldn't want to get it on with a robot?

Look at this lil' guy and tell me she ain't damn sexy;

Oh yea, you dirty dirty fax. You've been a bad Panasonic KX-FB421 Fax machine! C'mon, send my boss the paper of the annual total income out company has made in the last fiscal quarter year with an improvement of over 23% in sales. OH BABY, you naughty machine!

Okay, I'm going to stop before I dwell further into my unwanted psyche...

OT: This is hilarious. I am totally getting New Vegas.

Holy shit, where did you find that? I need to know, so I can, uh, avoid that website.

Just out of curiosity, do they have any vacuum cleaner pictures?

 

[Jake the Snake]

Hm...ok then. This is weird. So weird, I'm not going to even bother asking "what the fuck?".

 

[Irridium]

That is just absolutely hilarious.

"Fisto"

Just awesome.

 

[Jumplion]

Who wouldn't want to get it on with a robot?

Look at this lil' guy and tell me she ain't damn sexy;

Oh yea, you dirty dirty fax. You've been a bad Panasonic KX-FB421 Fax machine! C'mon, send my boss the paper of the annual total income out company has made in the last fiscal quarter year with an improvement of over 23% in sales. OH BABY, you naughty machine!

Okay, I'm going to stop before I dwell further into my unwanted psyche...

OT: This is hilarious. I am totally getting New Vegas.

Holy shit, where did you find that? I need to know, so I can, uh, avoid that website.

Just out of curiosity, do they have any vacuum cleaner pictures?

Just typed in "Fax Machine" in google, dunno what you're talking about...

[sup][sup][sup]PM me for the link, you dirty, dirty, fax-er ;O[/sup][/sup][/sup]

 

[BlueHighwind]

How *THURST* forms of *THURST* communication are *THURST* you fluent with, *THRUST* *****?

 

[Nalgas D. Lemur]

:O

I swear a character from Star Wars lore was called Fisto. Maybe the universes cross over.

Yeah, his name is Kit Fisto, and he's a fish Jedi kind of guy.
And now I'm imagining Fisto and Fisto doing what there last names say they do.
Thanks for that image, Obsidian!

Clearly the world needs more Fisto on Fisto...fisto-ing. Rule 34 activating in 5...4...3...2...

The dialog in the ESRB report has actually increased my interest level in the game, just because it's so, so silly. I'm down with silly.

 

[Jedoro]

The ESRB is requiring that robots be at least 17 years old to purchase Fallout: New Vegas [http://www.amazon.com/Fallout-New-Vegas-Pc/dp/B002SU4QG4] due to the game including a sequence featuring robot sex.

You sure you meant to say robots have to be at least 17?

 

[Ih8pkmn]

If the robots are protectrons, I'm abstaining. Have you SEEN their hands?!

wait- did you smell that?

It's the smell of some ignoramus at Fox News typing up a report on the "Realistic sex simulator" in New Vegas.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

next thing you'll see it's an outrage in the news channels because they need the money for stupid polemics...

 

[carpathic]

Interesting...not sure what to think about this, but it sounds pretty fun.

Can we really ask for more?

 

[johnsom]

Fisto was a cool weapon. I would cripple super mutants with a gun the pummel them with the fisto. saves ammo and is pretty funny.

 

[BoogieManFL]

"Come" with me if you want to live....

I'm curious as to the context of the situation where this can occur.

 

[PhantomCritic]

Wait. So the Fisto is an awesome weapon AND a sex bot? HELL YES.
...
...
...I'm obviously joking, of course...ha...

OT: Still, a funny little feature from Fallout's humour I suppose. XD

 

[yoyo13rom]

Oh, come on, just give robosexuals a chance!
I still think New Vegas will be awesome.

 

[Misterian]

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Since when do humans get freaky with robots?

The guys in Bethesta must be taking the 'going bananas' route to making Fallout New Vegas.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

Robot sex...



Isn't there a futurama clip for this type of situation?

Anyway, hopefully it'll be safe sex, wouldn't want anybody getting a virus.

Boo... haha

OT:
This is definitely a Fallout game now. This is what F3 needed.

 

[supaflystrikes]

Remember everyone, be safe. Use a surge protector.

 

[Evilsanta]

Fisto...Damn that name creaps me out. I can see a lot of wierd mods coming to this.