Romantic Fails

[Gunjack65]

Fuck girls. They are just nothing but trouble.
Ok thats a bit harsh, I just havent had that much luck with it myself, on account of having a pretty rough time in high school. The concept of me having a crush on sombody would of been considered the ultimate low for that person. Girls THREATENED me when rumors started flying about them. I have had one relationship before that lasted exactly two weeks because I (not her) could not cope with the pressure.

 

[Mistermixmaster]

A girl I really liked asked me who I liked. I really wanted to just say "you, I really like you" but sadly she had just told me that she liked another guy and I couldn't very well tell her how I felt without making an ass of myself. So I lied and said no one. Now we have gone our separate ways and I will likely never see her again... fun stuff.

Gah, the same exact thing has happened to me too ('cept that me and her are still friends). It's a proper shite feeling... But it's ok now, as I'm not having any of those feelings for her

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

A girl I really liked asked me who I liked. I really wanted to just say "you, I really like you" but sadly she had just told me that she liked another guy and I couldn't very well tell her how I felt without making an ass of myself. So I lied and said no one. Now we have gone our separate ways and I will likely never see her again... fun stuff.

That happened to me and i said "you, i really like you" to her and she didn't talk to me for months

 

[tomtom94]

I tried asking a girl out four hours after one of my best friends.

Oh well.

 

[AlanShore]

Well, honestly, I'm going to cite my entire life as one big failure. Romantically, anyway.

Have faith dude, things will get better. The key to these things is your attitude; have confidence and belief in yourself and others will too. The ladies love it when guys are completely comfortable with who they are, and if you're not, you can always fake it!

 

[GrimTuesday]

A girl I really liked asked me who I liked. I really wanted to just say "you, I really like you" but sadly she had just told me that she liked another guy and I couldn't very well tell her how I felt without making an ass of myself. So I lied and said no one. Now we have gone our separate ways and I will likely never see her again... fun stuff.

That happened to me and i said "you, i really like you" to her and she didn't talk to me for months

The worst part was we were working on a project together so I had to see her a lot after that.

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

A girl I really liked asked me who I liked. I really wanted to just say "you, I really like you" but sadly she had just told me that she liked another guy and I couldn't very well tell her how I felt without making an ass of myself. So I lied and said no one. Now we have gone our separate ways and I will likely never see her again... fun stuff.

That happened to me and i said "you, i really like you" to her and she didn't talk to me for months

The worst part was we were working on a project together so I had to see her a lot after that.

It could of been worse... one of my friends was dumped while working on a project with his now ex.... lets just say they didn't get very good marks for it...

 

[nunqual]

Well, honestly, I'm going to cite my entire life as one big failure. Romantically, anyway.

OP, you're going to get a lot of these.

 

[SextusMaximus]

One time I couldn't work up the nerve to ask this girl out. So, my friend did it for me. She told me to "fuck off."

>:l

In short, I decided to tell my friend who couldn't keep a secret if you hid it in his ass that I sorta liked this girl. Within 48 hours, I get a text from another friend saying "So, you like (blank) huh?". Turns out that my friend felt the need to tell the girl for me.

So I walk into school on friday full of dread, and my friend gives me a note. It's from the girl, saying she's currently with someone, but would like to get to know me better. The following monday at lunch, she asked for my phone. When I gave it to her, she put her number in my phone book.

School ended that friday, and being totaly chicken shit I had decided to wait until summer to call. When I did, it said that the call could not be completed as dialed.

Something similar happened to me:

-A girl wanted to get to know me better. But, I think I came on a little strong. That scared her off and she didn't look at me for the rest of the school year.

Showing your "parts" is never a good way to get girls

 

[Red Bomb]

I went out to a bar with this guy that I really liked, got drunk thought "WHEY-HEY, acton for me!" just as I tried to kiss him he said "oh sorry I thought you knew I was gay!" and then if that wasnt bad enough I threw up on him. Not my finest hour.

 

[rockyoumonkeys]

Well, honestly, I'm going to cite my entire life as one big failure. Romantically, anyway.

Pretty much that. I'm single, so every relationship I've had has been a failure, yes?

Sure, a couple are more "fail" than others. The worst though, is probably one I had shortly before going to college...she was still in high school, and some assclown convinced her I'd cheated on her (I hadn't), and when she was dumping me, she said she'd been planning on dumping me anyway since I was going to college. Then of course she moved to another state and became a lesbian.

The rest are much more typical screw ups.

 

[Dectomax]

Yup I've had the whole tell a mate about a girl thing...only to have them go and tell her...This is currently the situation I'm in at the moment. Hence my dreading of going back to college on monday... Because I know for a fact there going to say Hi...

Thats the most current "Possible" Fail.

I've had many others, though. None of which I can be asked to type at the moment ( My laziness may have been the problem for all of them? )

 

[Betancore]

My only romantic fails are when I didn't do anything when I liked someone. Otherwise I guess it's all turned out fairly well. I don't take it too seriously when someone says no to me, so I don't count it as failure. Closest fail was probably when I didn't realise someone liked me for half a year. Meaning I unintentionally led someone on for six months. I ended up never speaking to them again, after telling them that I wasn't interesting in people of the opposite sex. Most believable lie I've ever told.

 

[Treefingers]

I was with a mate on a night out once. He tried to chat up a bunch of girls but they all ran away except for one, because she was on crutches. He ended up cornering her and chatting for a good couple of hours. Being extremely drunk however, he couldn't recall any of the details of the conversation the next morning.

The next night out we saw the same girl again and my mate made a move once more. As soon as he approached her she, without saying a word, punched him right in the face and stormed off.

We still really have no detailed idea as to why, but it was pretty much the funniest thing i've ever seen.

 

[Daveman]

Probably the time I kept trying to ask out this girl by text. It was during the holidays so I wasn't just going to see her randomly. She kept ignoring me so I thought she didn't like me and was so horrified by the prospect of dating me that she had chosen to ignore all three times I tried to arrange a date. Then about 6 months later I found out I had two numbers in her phone number the wrong way round and in the time I'd been trying to ask her out she had eventually gone off me. I facepalmed many, MANY times.

 

[hyperhammy]

Not me, but I have two stories from friends.
-It was obivous that one guy out of our class dug this other girl. Note, they are both way too shy to do anything. So we make this amazing plan, and he ends up telling her that he loves her. And then she just bursts out crying and running away... xD
-He told girl he liked her, and she just started laughing and left... turns out she thought it was a joke.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Well, honestly, I'm going to cite my entire life as one big failure. Romantically, anyway.

This is the same situation for me. Bar two exceptions (girlfriends).

Recently had a massive blow though. There's a girl I like, but she likes someone (you know how it is). I had a similar situation Junior year of high school (only in this case the girl in question didn't like another person). Junior year was different though, because the girl then told me that she would probably never see me as more than a very good friend/surrogate brother. I don't have that same certainty of "never going to happen" in this situation.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I tried asking a girl out once, but I was so nervous, and so botched the words, that she thought I wanted help her carry a box she was standing near outside. She did thank me for the help though...

 

[Sworm]

I don't think a lot of you (yeah even those of you who cite your entire life story) come close to the level of fail I've achieved...

It started with a girl I liked in high school. Now a little background info: At that time me and a bunch of friends were playing a browser based space simulation (Ogame, if you heard about it), and I was the "leader" of an alliance within that game that included me, my friends, and some other guys that we never met but that we let join.

Entering high school, I kept the fact that I played that game (or any game for that matter) mostly to myself. Yet overtime, my physics class (which included HER) came to find out about it and to my surprise, a good portion of them (8/12 people) came to play with me and join my alliance... including her. she even asked me for "special classes" for the game. Needless to say I was in pure joy at that time.

Now comes the fail. Not all being from the same region, we would all chat semi-regularly with the members whom we didn't know in person, and just as I was working up my courage to go talk to her, I found out that her and one of those members were actually "in a relationship", despite never having actually met face to face before and always talking through the phone (a fair distance separated them), even having said the words "I love you" (I got confirmation of this the next day after I learned about it.) I quit playing less then a month after that and face-palmed too many times to count.

Long story short: I basically shot myself in the foot by being creating an alliance in an ONLINE BROWSER-BASED GAME! Beat THAT Level of fail!

although in retrospect, and considering the fact that they both are still together and have been for the past 3.5 years. I guess on some level they were meant to be, thus I have almost no regret from that entire story even though I sometimes think to myself that things might have been different if I never created that alliance... or even played that game. (Although those assholes never thanked me for playing involuntary cupid... despite her new-found "boyfriend" being aware of the fact that I had feelings for her)

I'll be waiting for a challenger to my story. Come if you dare!

 

[Oliver Pink]

Depending on how it goes, I may or may not have one to post here after tomorrow night... Still, hopefully all goes well.

Edit: In the meantime though, back in primary school when I had no social abilities whatsoever, I once reacted to someone saying they liked me by hiding my head in my bag 'cause I thought it'd be funny. *Facepalm*