I AM romantic failure. Every woman I ask out has some excuse to not exist around me. "Oh, I don't watch movies." "I have to be out of town for..." "My parents don't let me do..." "Ha-ha! Oh, you're serious." And the only chick to give me a straight up answer is one of my friends. She said, "You just aren't my cup of tea."
Fine, I can deal with the last one. But chicks, don't lie. It makes us crazy. Mentally deranged. We think that there is something wring with us and we... well... we loose it. The only person to hit on me in High School was a gay man. That knocked me down a few notches on my self esteem. So at this point I have no self esteem. I've asked over 20 girls to lunch and EVER SINGLE ONE has something wildly more important to do. So, to anyone reading this that I just so happen to know, FUCK YOU!