Rowling Almost Killed Ron Weasley

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Quaxar

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Oh sure, she dropped that but got rid of one of the twins instead. Good choice, Miss Rowling.

I also misread the title as "rowing killed Ron" and was wondering what was so deadly about boats.
 

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Lord Mountbatten Reborn said:
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Carrotslayer said:
Typo? I'm fairly certain that you mean Mr Ron Weasley and not MR HERMIONE GRANGER.

To quote you: "True Story: Harry Potter's creator nearly killed *Mr. Hermione Granger* because she was in a bad mood."

Other than that, I couldn't care less for this story.
no he's Mr Hermione Granger, we all know who wears the pants in that relationship!
One wears the pants, the other wears the dress robes.
really frilly dress robes that aren't nearly as nice as Harry's.
 

RandV80

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Well Han Solo was supposed to die too, like Ron he obviously got to stick around for the children but it certainly would have been more interesting.

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Safaia

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I was disappointed she didn't kill one of the big three off. About halfway through the series I would have put money down that one of them was going to die. I didn't get the 'everything is going to end in sunshine and rainbows' vibe from her until that fucking epilogue.
 

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(I base the following statements purely on the movie portrayal)

Too bad to. Ron was a character who kinda deserved to die. He spent the last half of the series being jealous and spiteful and many of the times he did a "good" thing it seemed really out of character because of that.

He honestly seemed like he'd be the type to get tempted by Hitler.. er.. I mean Voldemort, do a heel turn then get killed by someone who used to be his friend and, come the end of the series, I was rather surprised he didn't.
 

Necator15

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I spent the entire last book of that series hoping he would die. To know that she considered it, and then threw the idea out is very sad.
 

GonzoGamer

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Yea.
SPOILER.
It's too bad what happened to Fred but at least he made it to the end of the story. He was always one of my favorites.

I'm curious as to what that alternate timeline would've held.
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
I'd have killed off Hermione. Just to annoy the Emma Watson fanbase.

And replaced her with Diggory, in a dress. Just to use later against Twigletters.

Then let Voldemort win. Because he deserves to.
hes certainly presistent yes lol
 

VyseRogueKing

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Reminds me a bit of the end of Mostly Harmless. Thank god that ending was fixed even if it wasn't written by Douglas Adams it's still canon (as far as canon goes in the Hitchhiker's Guide universe(s)).
 

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I'm not going to lie: I sort of adore the fact that Rowling almost killed off one of her main characters simply out of "spite."
Me, not so much. The divine prerogative must be wielded correctly and with a reasonable emotional state (if at all possible). Done wrong you get work like Douglas Adams' Mostly Harmless or... well, several Orson Scott Card series after the first or second book (Oh my GOD why aren't you dead yet, Ender?).
 

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Carrotslayer said:
Typo? I'm fairly certain that you mean Mr Ron Weasley and not MR HERMIONE GRANGER.

To quote you: "True Story: Harry Potter's creator nearly killed *Mr. Hermione Granger* because she was in a bad mood."

Other than that, I couldn't care less for this story.
If you read the end of the seventh book or saw part two of the seventh movie, you would know that Ron marries Hermione.
 

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RandV80 said:
Well Han Solo was supposed to die too, like Ron he obviously got to stick around for the children but it certainly would have been more interesting.

Also:

Like 99% of the time I don't find captioned pictures funny. This is not one of those times.

My question is, who is she spiting? Her fans? The characters? The big investors? Herself?

As an additional comment, doesn't JK Rowling look a little like Catherine Tate with blonde hair? Is that just me? Or do I just think all British people look alike?
 

jurnag12

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Hey, and once again we see that spite can do pretty good things! Wouldn't have minded to much if he bit the bullet in the last book, but oh well.

Sylveria said:
There's a trope for that: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RonTheDeathEater

RandV80 said:
The North remembers.
 

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emeraldrafael said:
Also:
putowtin said:
Carrotslayer said:
Typo? I'm fairly certain that you mean Mr Ron Weasley and not MR HERMIONE GRANGER.
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no he's Mr Hermione Granger, we all know who wears the pants in that relationship!
XD Thanks, i needed that laugh.
pleasure! I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress!
 

James Mann

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Trade ron for dumbledore? And have gerard butler play snape to kick ron off the ledge. he should sparta kick more people in more movies.
 

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DVS BSTrD said:
As much as I love the main characters in Harry Potter, if any one of them was going to die in the last book, it would have been Ron (that stupid Prat). It would have been much more believable than one of the twins letting the other die under ANY circumstance.

But if you're gunna kill off Ron, do it for the right reason and not just to spite the audience. Hmmm now that I've wrote, it that does seem like a good reason. Okay, don't kill him off just because you're in a bad mood.
Is it because he's ginger? You gingerist you
 

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Safaia said:
I was disappointed she didn't kill one of the big three off. About halfway through the series I would have put money down that one of them was going to die. I didn't get the 'everything is going to end in sunshine and rainbows' vibe from her until that fucking epilogue.
Took the words right out of my mouth. More specifically, I wanted Harry to die. Not that "dead-afterlife-back to life" shit that happened, but truly die. The series had been getting progressively darker, with important characters being knocked off left and right. Specifically (spoiler) Snape's death was particularly moving. How noble an ending it would have been, for Harry to perish to save the lives of others, and everyone would mourn him with gratitude for his heroic spirit.

Instead, we got that maudlin epilogue with everyone just short of jumping in the air and giving one another high fives. It was a terrible ending to a decent book series. It still leaves a foul taste in my mouth that something so good ended up so ... cheesy.