Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[staika]

Granted, but they look terrible and you can't fly, also none of your clothes fit now D:

I wish it was friday!

 

[GrimGrimoire]

Granted, but you have to spend the day driving and dancing with Rebecca Black.

I wish I could sing!

 

[staika]

Granted, but you lose your voice and can never speak again D:

I wish I could draw!

 

[sageoftruth]

Granted, but you can only do it at Bugaboo Creek birthday parties.

I wish European metal was played more often in US public venues.

 

[sageoftruth]

granted, it tastes horrible (yes, that is possible!)

I wish to dance the dance of solitude

Granted, but later you swap bodies with a frog.

 

[steeple]

granted, it's only amateur bands that consist of a bunch of lame high-schoolers...

I wish to receive a divine vision from the flying spaghetti monster

 

[sageoftruth]

Granted, but it demands that you be crucified for the sins of mankind.

I wish I knew who I should vote for.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but their party loses cause you're the only one who voted for them.

I wish for a can of bear soup.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. It eats you.

I wish for two times as many computers as I have now.

 

[steeple]

granted, they go rouge and decide to kill you

I wish for world domination (by me, of course)

 

[staika]

Granted, you kill everyone in the process so you become the ruler of some dirt >.>

I wish for Escapist domination > (by me)

 

[steeple]

granted, you're banned shortly afterwards

I wish to be a pop-tart prince

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted, all you get is cherry flavour! No one likes cherry it's the rules! xD

I wish to have 3 more wishes!

 

[StormShaun]

Wish granted, except that when you wished that you wake up inside a mental hospital with NO HATS, and you forget about the wishes.

Bwahaha!

I wish I had Pyra's hat!

 

[Heartcafe]

Granted, except it becomes alive and eats your head to moment you wear it.

I wish I didn't have to do homework :/

 

[souper soup guy]

Granted, now you don't learn anything, can't get a job, and die a penniless hobo.

I wish that League of Legends Dominion was out now.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted, the internet explodes! D:


I wish to steal the internet!

 

[staika]

Granted you get caught and are executed by being sat on by a sweaty fat man D:

I wish my computer had more memory!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted, your brain is used to increase it. :3

I wish to have all my loans repaid.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Granted, but they are paid by taking out even bigger loans.

I wish somebody would make me a talking deathclaw from fallout 2 that would never harm me and can't breed.