Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. All of them display blue waffles fullscreen. With sound effects.

I wish for some cereal in the house that isn't Weetabix.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. Hope you like Arsenic-Os.

I wish I had a mortal enemy.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. He's immortal.

I wish for an army of giant sentient squirrels.

 

[scorptatious]

Granted, but it includes these guys.


I wish for a power glove.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. But it's sooo bad.


I wish I had heat in my apartment.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Granted. Your chair is now on fire.

I wish I had a less annoying roommate.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, you now have a remotely controlled bomb for a roommate. Its only annoying once an-

Sounds like you found out.

I wish for a lottery ticket.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Granted. It's inside your liver.

I wish I had more coffee.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. Your house is now flooded with scalding hot coffee.

I wish someone would PM me.

Granted. It's inside your liver.

But... Its inside you then!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Granted. It's Ted Bundy.

I wish I had a non-killer robot.

[sup]OH FUUUU-
I forgot about eating your liver.[/sup]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, it only maims you and lets you bleed to death. It didn't kill you, your bloods lack of co-operation did!

I wish I had a Lego piece.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Granted. It's replaced your heart.

I wish that I could fly.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, but you die being sucked into a 747.

Granted. It's replaced your heart.

So I don't get a Lego piece then... Darn. That guy who took out my heart so I could buy a car must be mighty angry now.

I wish for someone to post below me.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Granted, but it's me who posts. MWAHAHAHAH!

Ahem.

I wish the person below me wouldn't ruin my wish.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Granted, but you have to go live in Lubbock now.

I wish for explosions.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. They're microscopically small and ineffectual.

I wish for a tank.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Granted. He wants to cuddle.

I wish I didn't have class today.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, but now you have to join the army instead and your rank is "Fodder, 2nd class".

I wish matter didn't exist.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Everyone dies because they are made of matter.

I wish I could flog a fish.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Granted, but it's gonna turn into a dead horse after two strokes.

I wish upon a star...