Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but it comes with the news of 3 being cancelled.

I wish every wish ended in Half-life 3 being cancelled.

 

[byte4554_v1legacy]

Granted, but a horde of angry nerds beats you to death with crowbars.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish

 

[MemLCol TBOT]

Granted but half-life 3 is cancelled... also you smell like fish now

i wish for a purple pineapple

 

[byte4554_v1legacy]

Granted, but it comes with a purple spongebob, annoying you 24/7.

I wish more people posted in the Forum Games subforum.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted this has become the religion and politics now.

I wish for all mice to be happy.

 

[uknownada]

Granted, but now they are void of all other feelings.

I wish the mice could regain their feelings.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

They only get ONE: Sadness, all hours of the day.

I wish Watch_Dogs wasn't delayed.

 

[MemLCol TBOT]

so many people start posting there that the servers are constantly full and you can never got into it


i wish for a greater understanding of the color purple

 

[byte4554_v1legacy]

They only get ONE: Sadness, all hours of the day.

I wish Watch_Dogs wasn't delayed.

granted. It's been cancelled instead.

 

[username sucks]

Granted. Your wish of nothing has turned the world into nothing. Congratulations, void-bringer.

I wish I could think more.

 

[TheRiddler]

Granted. You now know what the best possible wish is, but lack the ability to make it.

I wish that I had half the money in the world.

 

[KOMega]

Granted. You are surrounded in bags of half-bills and half coins. I doubt anyone will take those however, even on half-off sales.

I wish I was more organized.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: You have been turned into the most organized person on Earth. Stanley, the office worker

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I wish for a game with unlimited choice.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, enjoy your virus riddled ROM hack of Mario.

I wish for a good Birthday present.

 

[Teoes]

Granted but it's so good you'll never get another present for the rest of your life.

I wish for it to be lunchtime. Now and always.

 

[Padwolf]

Granted but you can only choose one lunchtime meal to eat all day everyday.

I wish I had more money.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

IT'S RAINING MONEY! GOLD IS FALLING FROM THE SKY!

I wish it wasn't raining

 

[Teoes]

Granted, now we all die in the ensuing drought.

I wish the following poster was unable to go to the toilet.

 

[KOMega]

Granted, I now go on your lap. ;P

I wish I had a bigger room.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

Granted. You're now homeless; the world is your room.

I wish my saliva was grape-flavored.