Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[kailus13]

Granted, the reason it's so shiny is because it's been glassed [http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Glassing].

I wish for dancing, dancing I say!

 

[Barbas]

Granted! I electrocuted everybody!

I wish for more tea!

 

[kailus13]

Granted, it is licorice tea! It doesn't even taste like tea anymore! MWAHAHAHA!

I wish for a puppy.

 

[Barbas]

Granted, take this rabid one I found in Oblivion.

I wish for sweeties!

 

[Generalissimo]

granted but they're made of lead

i wish for a decent work ethic

 

[EeveeElectro]

Granted. Unfortunately, your home life sucks balls.

I wish for nothing. Ha!

 

[JasonKaotic]

Granted. Everything is now gone. You monster.

I wish my mouse batteries weren't dying.

 

[Headsprouter]

Your mouse uses batteries? Are you implying you wasted money on a wireless mouse? And look at you now, wasting this wish. Get out of my sight.

I wish to be a bigot.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Congradulations, you now this guy

I wish for no more school.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Granted. Good look getting a job with no GCSEs. Also you can't read or write so you can't see what I wrote

I wish I wasn't so cold D:

 

[Headsprouter]

Granted, welcome to the desert.

I wish for dessert.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, this "dessert" you speak of is nothing more than a common salad bowl... only without the "salad" part...

I wish for more friends!

 

[username sucks]

Granted. You now have seven thousand copies of me at your door, wanting to be your friend.

I wish for a bus ticket.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but its expired.

I wish for more MOS.

 

[Barbas]

Granted. Here, have the 1990 version.

I wish for a rain of fish.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

The whale sharks will now never stop falling from the skies.

I wish for sanity.

 

[DotSlash]

Your sanity causes you to despair about the coming overly ignorant generation and the fact they will run eeeeeverything.

I wish for cheese.

 

[Barbas]

Granted. You've just been cheesed. GG, nub!

I wish for medkits.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Granted.

Oh you wanted full ones? Too bad.

I wish for an angelic singing voice.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you can only use it while hanging upside down from trees.

I wish for more posters.