Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Letitha]

Granted, but scientists steal it for testing

I wish it was 5 months time, I have gotten A*s on all my exams and have nothing to do for the rest of the summer.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Granted. You get kidnapped by the government for time travel, and are dissected ALIVE!

I wish for another heat ray.

 

[Letitha]

Granted, but it doesn't work properly and you get fried.

I wish for pyrokinesis.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Granted, but being a squishy Fire Mage doesn't save you from a 30-foot lump of Martian metal.

I wish my heat ray worked...

 

[Letitha]

((Could I not have melted it?))

Granted, but you had to spend so much repairing it that you now have no money.

I wish that my wishes couldn't be twisted.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

((They're equipped with heat rays. They would have been designed to prevent accidental friendly fire.))

Granted, but the resulting paradox unleashed Sargeris into the world through a portal in your brain.

I wish for a cat.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted! ...I think that's ruined enough..

I wish I could meet Maximum The Hormone.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Granted! But you stub your toe after you do.

I wish for another cat!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but your first one blows up.

I wish Pepsi was erased from existence.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

DX

Granted, but every can of pepsi is replaced by a kitten.

I wish for a funeral for the first cat...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, and now the second one gets eaten by a hampster.

I wish for a banana sandwich.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

DX

Granted. Both the banana and the bread are three weeks past their expiration date. The butter is fine, though.

I wish for a funeral for the second cat... ;~;

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but the casket lights on fire.

I wish for a ninja monkey.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Granted, but you turn into a cat.

I wish there were was a planet inhabited entirely by cats.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but you can't get to it.

I wish for more dinosours!

 

[MartianWarMachine]

At least it exists.

Granted, but someone trains an army of raptors and uses it to wreak havoc.

...I with Knaak and Kotick were dead.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Maybe if you had proof-read your post, you wouldn't be in this mess!

Spoiler: OH NOs!

I wish for a batmobile.

EDIT: Also, I meant the candy dinoSOURs. Not dinoSAURs.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Granted. It turns out to be a trap from Saw when you enter it, though.

I wish Knaak and Kotick's souls were in whatever negative afterlife may or may not exist, to be tortured forever for their crimes against games/books. Also, throw in the author of Twilight.

EDIT: Well, we're supposed to corrupt the wish, and I've never heard of these "dinosours" of which you speak, so there!

 

[Letitha]

Granted. However, you get thrown in with them.

I wish for an immortal degu.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Granted. You get an anime girl with mis-matching eyes that says "Desu" at the end of every sentence.

I wish for the Warglaives of Azzinoth.