Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Your first stunt is to jump into an active volcano.

I wish the Denver Broncos had won Super Bowl 50.

 

[UltraDeth]

Only to lose over the ensuing century, just like the Red Sox.

I wish good old Jim Ross would announce every good deed I accomplish.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Jim Ross now comments on every action you perform and potential consequences of said action on society at large, which leads to a state of solitude and deep contemplation of life.

I wish the user UltraDeth would go outside for a walk, take a breath of fresh air, meet a cute girl and invite her over for a date and stop going around forums replying to every single game thread.

 

[UltraDeth]

I don't go on every forum game. And I'm not sociable.

I wish I could get a free spare of everything I buy.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Only to lose over the ensuing century, just like the Red Sox.

haha jokes on you, because the Broncos did win super bowl 50!

Granted, everything you buy is now super defective and the spare must be salvaged for spare parts to fix the original.

I wish NBC's football night in America would dump Carrie Underwood (the lyrics weren't the problem it was the talentless redneck you had "singing" them!) and she gains 20 pounds a week for the next 20 weeks.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Carrie Underwood's weight gain causes mass suicides among her fans. (yes I am ruining my own wish)

I wish instead of the Wii fit Trainer Nintendo had added Bomber-man to smash brothers.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Granted. He is quickly removed for negative assossiations to terrorism.

I wish america had Bernie Sanders as president

 

[UltraDeth]

He gets impeached for treason.

I wish my house had a private underground monorail that connected to everywhere in England.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. The maintenance costs cause you to go broke.

I wish you could fix stupid.

 

[UltraDeth]

Bullets.

I wish non-biodegradables could be atomized.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. The "atomization" leads to an atomic explosion.

I wish I was a Kung Fu master.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I have to save the world over and over.

I wish Pete Morelli and the crew of cross-eyed dumbass officials from sunday night's game would be stuck in a cage for 12 hours with a bunch of monkeys experiencing explosive diarrhea.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Granted, you're stuck in there with them.

I wish for pancakes.

 

[UltraDeth]

They're off.

I wish the meaning of life was obvious.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Granted, but it's the kind of truth you wish you didn't know.

I wish I could connect with people better.

 

[UltraDeth]

Assimilation in progress.

I wish fear and depression didn't exist.

 

[UltraDeth]

God knows how many memes, copycats and internet debates ensue.

I wish reincarnation was real.

 

[UltraDeth]

Butt-huggers are in their place.

I wish to die a George Cross recipient.

 

[JohnZ117]

Granted, here is your paint bucket.

I wish for free internet service.

 

[UltraDeth]

With a limited package.

I wish developers had full creative control of their works.