Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Americans find a way to make the game even more vicious and brutal than it already is!

I wish Falling Skies would have been greenlight for a sixth season and had a much more satisfying conclusion.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It's directed by Michael Bay, the dinosaurs all look the same, and everything explodes constantly.

I wish the next poster would get their dream job.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

well thanks. now none of us exist.

I wish blizzard didn't have this sudden hard on for solo greater rifts (to join a public game on any difficulty higher than torment 6 the character has to first complete a solo greater rift. 35 for T7, 40 for T8 and so on.)

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

haha. what auction house?

granted. instead EA and activision join forces!

I wish for an end to all war.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

granted. it is chock full of horrible bugs.

Even though I don't know the first thing about composition, I wish I could take Hans Zimmer's master class, just to be in the presence of such greatness.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Hans has to cancel and it is instead taught by Danny Elfman! NOOOOO!

I wish for endless watermelon.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted the shear amount of watermelon that has gone bad makes the smell unbearable and people begin to go mad.

I wish I was better at sportsball.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. you become the world's greatest at sportsball, but you become so inept at everything else you need assistance with even the simplest tasks such as tying your shoes.

I wish I had the strength of a thousand men!

 

[Dr.Susse]

That would be handy but also very damaging to anything you touch. Ever had a thousand men give one high five?

I wish I could swim the English channel.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. you are now a fish living in the English channel.

I wish I could form my own country and have this be the national anthem:

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

Granted. However the country's currency is worthless

I wish I had a fast sports car.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. There is no where to drive it at the speeds you wish to go.

I wish I was an ace pilot.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

The plane explodes shortly after take-off.

I wish for never-ending tacos.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but the toppings are pretty boring. Mostly tofu and the leafy lettuce.........

I wish for a burrito that is just fine.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted, but you can never taste it.

I wish I was stronger. . . Faster. . . BRAVER!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I become a polish winged hussar, and kick the entire world's ass. unfortunately now the entire world is my enemy.

I wish everyone would have a Merry Christmas!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Everyone had a horrible christmas, and now they hate me for it.

I wish Only The Brave had won best picture.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

Granted, but all copies of it are destroyed by accident.

I wish life was easier.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

It's so easy the alien invaders overtake us easily.

I wish Poets of the Fall would be the half-time act at the next super bowl and it would be the greatest half-time show ever.

 

[Saint of M]

Granted, but most of the show is done by or with Tekashi 6ix 9ine

I want a kitten.